I Found a boat today

[JacketMatt]

I was at the beach today swimming around then some guy comes over to me and my mate Jordan and offers us a ride on a boat for free.We could'nt say no because we were borr'd, so we follow'd this guy to his boat, it was a small & crappy paddle boat with a hole on the side & water filled it half way. We jumped on then the guy pushed us out and rammed us into this long River that was really deep, we were dodging all these boats & we purposly hit this tree to see if it would fall, it did fall but he had to break the small roots & get some help from this guy & his wife, he knocked it down aorrnd made a harbout out of rocks & stuff.The harbour was so annoying because it kept falling but we got it in the end.My bud Jordan went off with the boat & was pretending to be an assasin off assasins creed(Its a Video game on Xbox 360),he Told me to hold this massive stick & try to javalin it to the boat so it would make a hole, i did'nt see much of a point but I was Borr'd.So Any way did any thing like that happen to you guy's?

[2good2b4goten]

Awesome. Hey, if you could write down everything else you did this week and upload it here then we'd all be in your debt.

[Me-Patch]

You seem like someone I would go to great lengths to avoid.

[FlashCam]

Might as well post your life story

Go on, we can wait

[Fifty-50]

Good thing you didn't drown.

[Lotus]

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: he Told me to hold his massive stick

This is all I saw.

Even though it wasn't there.

[Falonefal]

Okay, that grea-
Wait, WHAT?
Can you please post it again with comma's, capitals in right places, enters and better spelling?
Thanks,

[the-balance]

borr'd

..........

[crapatflash]

At 11/1/09 04:46 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Awesome. Hey, if you could write down everything else you did this week and upload it here then we'd all be in your debt.

Especially with his extraordinary spelling and grammar skills!

[Im-A-Pirate]

So what are we supposed to discuss? Your boring ass life stories noone cares about, or your spelling mistakes that would make a kindergartner laugh at you?

[the-balance]

At 11/1/09 08:01 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: So what are we supposed to discuss? Your borr'n' ass life stories noone cares about, or your spelling mistakes that would make a kindergartner laugh at you?

apparently he wants to know if you've ever done the things that he did in his story...

really dumb question...

[Randomdude111]

he Told me to hold this massive stick

I misread this.

[H-K-S]

wat.

[Ryuzaki1]

That sounds like something I wrote when I was 6 years old. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

[Kane-Animation]

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: I was at the beach today swimming around then some guy comes over to me and my mate Jordan and offers us a ride on a boat for free.We could'nt say no because we were borr'd, so we follow'd this guy to his boat...

Did you ask if you could take the boat home for a week or so?

Normal newgrounder response: Cool story bro.

[LivinInTheSunlight]

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: I was at the beach today swimming around then some guy comes over to me and my mate Jordan and offers us a ride on a boat for free.We could'nt say no because we were borr'd, so we follow'd this guy to his boat, it was a small & crappy paddle boat with a hole on the side & water filled it half way. We jumped on then the guy pushed us out and rammed us into this long River that was really deep, we were dodging all these boats & we purposly hit this tree to see if it would fall, it did fall but he had to break the small roots & get some help from this guy & his wife, he knocked it down aorrnd made a harbout out of rocks & stuff.The harbour was so annoying because it kept falling but we got it in the end.My bud Jordan went off with the boat & was pretending to be an assasin off assasins creed(Its a Video game on Xbox 360),he Told me to hold this massive stick & try to javalin it to the boat so it would make a hole, i did'nt see much of a point but I was Borr'd.So Any way did any thing like that happen to you guy's?

Translation:

Today, I was swimming at the beach when some guy approached my friend Jordan and I. He offered us a boat ride, no charge. Considering how bored we were, it was an offer we couldn't refuse. When we followed him to his boat, we discovered it was a shit paddleboat with a hole in it and half-full with water. However, we jumped in. The guy paddled us down the river which was deep, meanwhile, we were dodging boats and purposely hitting trees to test their resilience.

After some breaking of roots with the help of the guy and his wife, the tree indeed fell in the end. We also tried to make a harbor out of rocks and other materials, which was difficult. In the end, however, we managed to make it. My friend Jordan decided to go off with the boat and pretend to be an assassin from Assassin's Creed (which is a video game that is on X-Box 360, among other consoles.) He told me to try and throw a massive stick into the boat with the intent of creating a hole. I saw no reason to do this, but I was bored.

Anyway, has anything like this ever happened to you guys?

[Soaked]

Hey neighbor, where's your boat?

[Tribalfusion-X]

Is this what next year's 2010 users are going to be like?

[Thechickensparta]

At 11/1/09 05:03 AM, Falonefal wrote: Okay, that grea-
Wait, WHAT?
Can you please post it again with comma's, capitals in right places, enters and better spelling?
Thanks,

you're such a hypocrite.

[Rokas1337]

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: we got it in the end.My bud Jordan went off with the boat & was pretending to be an assasin off assasins creed(Its a Video game on Xbox 360),he Told me to hold this massive stick & try to javalin it to the boat so it would make a hole, i did'nt see much of a point but I was Borr'd.

ok, so that has like 100% relevance to assasins creed, because he javalined a boat?... what, did he do it while stabbing a random person in the face with his middle finger? or was he all ninja jumping around trees like some crazy hyper ninja bitch?. either way you guys need to lay off the drugs.