Please GTFO out of great gay parties.
Really.
Ever since the "discovery" of the Castro Halloween Festival, things have been going downhill. And since you straight people have discovered it, you've ruined it to the point where the city has to use cops to make sure the party doesn't happen. Why? Because you straight people have been drinking to the point of public drunkness, beating up people, ruining private property, etc.
For those of you not in the know, this is how great parties rise and fall because of straight people.
1) There's a fun holiday.
2) Gay people decide to throw a party.
3) It gets to be fun and big, yet not out of hand.
4) Straight women hear about it through their gay friends.
5) They come.
6) There's still a fun time.
7) Straight men wonder where all the cute girls have gone.
8) Straight men discover the girls have been going to these great huge parties.
9) Men come to the parties to hook up with girls.
10) They find out it's run by gays.
11) They beat up gays.
12) They get drunk.
13) Laws are broken.
14) Things get out of hand.
15) Cops are called in.
16) The city proclaims there will be no great holiday party next year.
17) Gay people are sad.
Now, this has started with the Halloween Bash in the Castro. But what's it from stopping the Christmas party or New Years? Straight people might march right in and ruin it again.
So please straight women and guys only interested in chicks and not the parties, GTFO great gay parties.
