Halloween night is over, and for most people, so is the gathering of sweets. I figure that at least some people on Newgrounds must go out and get candy still, So if you did; how was it? If you didn't, did you pass out candy, set people on fire, or steal candy from small children? (Or something along the line of that)
TL;DR
HOW WAS YOUR HALLOWEEN?
My neighborhood doesn't have many kids running around collecting candy, so when you do get to a house with candy ( Probably 2/3 ratio here) they over buy and give you handfulls of it. On halloween, a friend of mine decided he was going out as the Master Chief (FAGGOT) and wanted me to come along. I told him "No fucking way" but he eventually talked me into coming under the grounds that the effort I needed to put into my costume would be minimal.( Also, I'm never too old for free candy.) I found some random pieces of a costume in his basement and fashioned some sort of horrible monstrosity out of the mis-matched parts.
About an hour or so into the two hours my community designated for taking candy from old people, I found a house that had three buckets of candy in the front. The owners of the house was out, and they were staring me in the eyes, telling me to steal them, and it took every single fiber of my being to not just take it all. The rest of the walk went normally, and I had a fair amount of candy in my bag. A few pounds at best, a couple at least.
I then returned to his house, gave his costume crap back and left... Just to go back to the house with the candy buckets out front. The owners of this domicile had returned, their TV flickering through the thick curtains in the window next to their front door.
The driveway had two cars in it, so the chances of it being left on were minimal. I put the kickstand up near the edge of the driveway, knowing I'd need to get the fuck out if I was spotted. I carefully surveyed the front of the house to see if the candy buckets were still outside. Luckily, they were stacked up near the front step. It seemed that my friend and I were the only people to go by, so I proceeded to take every last piece from the buckets. I had about double the amount of candy I had before. Shit was so cash.
