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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:18 PM
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I'm really fascinated with what people do in their past time, usually sex related (i.e how things feel, if it's well liked) and I started thinking just now about self-fellatio. I know a guy can suck his own dick if it's long enough without breaking their necks, I've seen it. Someone linked me a .gif of someone doing it in the Mid-Year BBS Awards Results thread.
But women. Is it possible for a girl to eat herself out? Is there an estimate to how many women do it?
also do you know chicks who do it
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:21 PM
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If it's a woman version of Jeane Simmons, maybe.
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I'm sure it's easy to do it with a straw.
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:24 PM
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I have not even tried. Nor do i think i can. You would have to be pretty flexable. I am not that flexable.
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:28 PM
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Honestly, what's the point when you can just find someone else to do it for you?
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:30 PM
At 10/31/09 10:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Honestly, what's the point when you can just find someone else to do it for you?
Some girls are ugly.
Posted at: 10/31/09 10:31 PM
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a woman performing oral sex on herself is called autocunnilingus ... i believe
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:34 PM
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I know a girl who's that flexible. I once saw her pull her legs to the back of her head, she would definitely be able to reach all the way down there.
So yeah, women are definitely able to do that. Never asked her if she does it, though.
Posted at: 10/31/09 10:40 PM
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i saw some fucked up porn where a girl put her legs behind her neck and ate herself out.... so yes.
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Your answer.
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:49 PM
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Ohai. Yeah, yeah, i know, twatlight, long-time-no-post. Anyway, remember my sister? Yeah... she's that flexible. Gymnasts FTW.
And no, i've never seen her do it, i'm not from Alabama.
Posted at: 10/31/09 10:51 PM
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if they have long neck, yes...
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Posted at: 10/31/09 10:52 PM
At 10/31/09 10:49 PM, C-Hawk wrote: Ohai. Yeah, yeah, i know, twatlight, long-time-no-post.
Lmfao.
Anyway, remember my sister? Yeah... she's that flexible. Gymnasts FTW.
Mmm, I already knew that :D
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Posted at: 10/31/09 11:15 PM
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At 10/31/09 10:30 PM, Twilight wrote: At 10/31/09 10:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Honestly, what's the point when you can just find someone else to do it for you?Some girls are ugly.
If they have a dog they can use peanut butter...
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Posted at: 10/31/09 11:25 PM
At 10/31/09 10:51 PM, CBLStaffer wrote: if they have long neck, yes...
I thought of Dickneck. Is it funny that i thought of someone with a penis-related nickname for fellating a vagina? No? Yeah, stale humour i guess. Just a bit of mental juggling there... LEAVE ME ALONE, i've been working on a site for the past 3 days, i'm tired, i want my mommy...
someone hold me D:
Posted at: 10/31/09 11:33 PM
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At 10/31/09 10:40 PM, Raguel wrote: Your answer.
So that's how Samus does it!
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Posted at: 11/1/09 12:19 AM
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At 10/31/09 11:25 PM, C-Hawk wrote: someone hold me D:
*holds* There there, it's fine now...
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Posted at: 11/1/09 12:22 AM
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I woman can't give herself Fellatio, because Fellatio is the act of sucking a penis.
Of course, unless you're a hermaphrodite.
Hermaphrodites are people, too, children.
but seriously, it only works if she has a portal gun.
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Posted at: 11/1/09 12:26 AM
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I read this as "Women Self-esteem".
Posted at: 11/1/09 12:30 AM
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At 10/31/09 10:18 PM, Twilight wrote: I know a guy can suck his own dick if it's long enough without breaking their necks, I've seen it.
Does this not scare anyone else. Who knows people who can suck their own dick.
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Posted at: 11/1/09 12:43 AM
At 11/1/09 12:22 AM, MissDecay wrote: I woman can't give herself Fellatio, because Fellatio is the act of sucking a penis.
Clit sucking. Your move.
Posted at: 11/1/09 01:40 AM
At 10/31/09 10:30 PM, Twilight wrote: Some girls are ugly.
Doesn't matter. Even ugly fat chicks don't have a hard time getting laid. Horny guys are easy. It's not hard to get someone to do shit with you if you're a chick. I don't see the point in putting extra effort into something and doing all the work yourself if you can find someone to do it for you. And I imagine having someone you dig do that to you is way better than doing it to yourself.
Posted at: 11/1/09 01:41 AM
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Guys with average dicks can auto-fellatio also...
Posted at: 11/1/09 01:43 AM
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At 10/31/09 11:25 PM, C-Hawk wrote: At 10/31/09 10:51 PM, CBLStaffer wrote: if they have long neck, yes...I thought of Dickneck. Is it funny that i thought of someone with a penis-related nickname for fellating a vagina? No? Yeah, stale humour i guess. Just a bit of mental juggling there... LEAVE ME ALONE, i've been working on a site for the past 3 days, i'm tired, i want my mommy... someone hold me D:
Wait, Dick Neck came out a FEW MONTHS AGO? I Thought it is like many years old!
Why the hate? Where is the love?
Posted at: 11/1/09 01:12 AM
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At 11/1/09 01:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Doesn't matter. Even ugly fat chicks don't have a hard time getting laid. Horny guys are easy. It's not hard to get someone to do shit with you if you're a chick. I don't see the point in putting extra effort into something and doing all the work yourself if you can find someone to do it for you. And I imagine having someone you dig do that to you is way better than doing it to yourself.
You'd have to admit, though, wouldn't knowing someone who could auto-fellatio make great watercooler chat?
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Posted at: 11/1/09 01:23 AM
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At 11/1/09 01:12 AM, firemaker60 wrote: You'd have to admit, though, wouldn't knowing someone who could auto-fellatio make great watercooler chat?
No doubt. And cock sucking=fellatio. Pussy eating= cunnilingus
Posted at: 11/1/09 01:25 AM
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Most likely, if they are quadruple-jointed or have fewer ribs or something.
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Posted at: 11/1/09 04:53 AM
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Roughly 1 in 100 men can suck their own dicks. Women are more flexible, I do not know how many of them can perform autolingus.
I don't get why guys would want to suck their own dicks? I mean, it'd be a lot easier just to suck someone elses. Like my boyfriend, Luke Norman.
Posted at: 11/1/09 05:03 AM
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At 10/31/09 10:21 PM, 666king wrote: I'm sure it's easy to do it with a straw. slurp slurp
Fucking lol'd.
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