I did the most cruel fucking thing.

[MudkipsPiano]

I did the most cruel fucking thing to a trick or treater.

By the way, if you are in any case Emetophobic, I suggest not clicking on the following link.

I basically pasted this picture in Microsoft Word with the bottom saying "LOL" and printed it out. I proceeded, with the candy, to put it in a little girl's bag. It was obvious though, because she looked at it right away after that. Her parents stared at my house, angrily.

I think it's fucking hilarious.

And yes, I'm a dick.

[DragonFyre9]

So what she got her candy.

[Sizzlebuzz]

You're such a rebel?

[Samen]

All I see is a guy throwing up, am I missing something?

[Cericon]

I don't get what's funny about that picture.

[MudkipsPiano]

At 10/31/09 08:12 PM, Samen wrote: All I see is a guy throwing up, am I missing something?

Well, I was just there to fuck up everyone's time.

Happy motherfucking Halloween.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/31/09 08:13 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:12 PM, Samen wrote: All I see is a guy throwing up, am I missing something?

Well, I was just there to fuck up everyone's time.

Happy motherfucking Halloween.

Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

[Yukin]

maybe if it was actually something scary...

[Valjylmyr]

That... wasn't funny. At all. This would have been better.

[MudkipsPiano]

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

Well one of the things that made it funny was that her whole family was crowded up in the street right afterwards talking about something seriously. The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[Ptcfast]

At 10/31/09 08:16 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: That... wasn't funny. At all. This would have been better.

This would be better.

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Yukin wrote: maybe if it was actually something scary...

The kittens page on ED, all of it.

dunbanme OHSHI-

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

Hey look at me I picked on a little kid, much younger then me, I'm SUCH a badass

Grow up you jerk, if I was there my foot would of been in your ass.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/31/09 08:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

Well one of the things that made it funny was that her whole family was crowded up in the street right afterwards talking about something seriously. The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Take your laptop with you when they drag you into the middle of the street and beat you. How many people are we talking about?

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

[Not Even Doom Music] would make that acceptable.

[TheLambsAreScreaming]

I'm sorry, but WHAT MAKES THAT FUNNY?

[MudkipsPiano]

At 10/31/09 08:19 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Tell us if anything comes of it. Such as your house being fucked up, or the police showing up. Who knows.

That would really make this thread funny.

Well one of the things that made it funny was that her whole family was crowded up in the street right afterwards talking about something seriously. The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Take your laptop with you when they drag you into the middle of the street and beat you. How many people are we talking about?

13.

By the way, it's a little thing that me and my brother make fun of, because it's an inside joke, but it was pretty clear that you guys could see the evilness anyway.

By the way, I think I am so cool for doing that. I'm going to tell all of my friends and get laid,.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/31/09 08:23 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: 13.

By the way, it's a little thing that me and my brother make fun of, because it's an inside joke, but it was pretty clear that you guys could see the evilness anyway.

By the way, I think I am so cool for doing that. I'm going to tell all of my friends and get laid,.

13 is nothing. You can take them.

Probably though. I can't tell you how many times I've got pussy from all the gals at school by telling them that I picked on children.

[Jack]

Hand out pictures of Tub Girl next time.

Those kids would be so disturbed they'd grow up to be NG members when they're older.

[RubberTrucky]

At 10/31/09 08:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Yukin wrote: maybe if it was actually something scary...

The kittens page on ED, all of it.

dunbanme OHSHI-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
MY VIRGIN EYES

sex is ruined forever

[Falconpunchr]

you should have printed out the whole ED offended page

[Valjylmyr]

At 10/31/09 08:31 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: you should have printed out the whole ED offended page

I was about to post this, then I remembered I almost cried when I saw Pussy Juice.

[AnnaNavarre]

At 10/31/09 08:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: The girl looked like she was going to cry.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Sure is edgy around here.

[kamelona]

I would have threw up on your porch just for the fuck of it

[yellowklayman]

OHHHHH what a badass

[letiger]

You shouda put a picture from Offended in there

[Kwing]

At 10/31/09 08:12 PM, Samen wrote: All I see is a guy throwing up, am I missing something?

Same. I can't say it's particularly funny. If it had been pretty radical, maybe you'd have yourself a situation. The best thing would be to re-wrap candy with Goatse prints folded inside of them. If you could compact it into a Starburst, they wouldn't know the difference until they unwrapped it, at which point they wouldn't even remember you giving it to them.

[MissDecay]

At 10/31/09 08:28 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/31/09 08:15 PM, Yukin wrote: maybe if it was actually something scary...

The kittens page on ED, all of it.

dunbanme OHSHI-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
MY VIRGIN EYES

sex is ruined forever

WHY DID I LOOK?! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
FUUUUU---

[cATbYtE]

At 10/31/09 08:09 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I did the most cruel fucking thing to a trick or treater.

By the way, if you are in any case Emetophobic, I suggest not clicking on the following link.

I basically pasted this picture in Microsoft Word with the bottom saying "LOL" and printed it out. I proceeded, with the candy, to put it in a little girl's bag. It was obvious though, because she looked at it right away after that. Her parents stared at my house, angrily.

I think it's fucking hilarious.

And yes, I'm a dick.

I fail to see the humor in that....now what WOULD have been funny is if you set up your buddy is a coustime and told him to stay perfectly still with a bowl of candy on his lap...then when the kid(s) came by to grab the candy have him jump at them or make a loud noise....9x out of 10 the kid would have taken off running. Or have someone run out with a chainsaw going full blast (with the chain blade removed) run out of nowhere...now that is funny.