I know this is an obvious joke thread but...
I doubt everyone who says they have taken the drug, has.
The countless times i have taken it, ranging from 1 hit to 12 hits at once, I have never experienced any hallucinations that were that THAT real. Ive seen some wierd shit, but no unicorns talking to me actually fighting off huge monsters from the town.
I have seen a couple odd things, like one time at a school i was walking past, there was this house with a odd tree in front of it. On the tree, rested a very, VERY, large eagle. It started to take off, and flew tword me (I was about 500 feet away). My friends with me told me the hawk was very real, and very large, and they clamed it was the size of a mini cooper (They were sober). But in my eyes, it was the size of a Hummer H2 and i could hear his wings going SWOOP SWOOP SWOOP.
Other visions that ive seen are hard to explain. Such as a rock i found, i thought it looked like a frog. I knew it was a rock though, and my friend proceded to pick it up and chase me with it telling me it was a frog. I knew it was a rock, and played along. Then, my mind flipped, and i thought it was a frog. Everything around me looked like a frog. Then, he told me to hold it, and the moment the rock frog touched my hand I screamed and threw it, out of fear it was a real frog.
Pretty much everything else is just vivid colors and sounds being projected throught the world. Trees appear to have bark peeling off of them, carpet looks like a vast ocean, etc etc.
And the purpose of LSD is not to see shit and trip balls. Its really to open your mind and find out shit about youself, that you may not even want to know.
