Happy Dress Like A Whore Day!!

[michelinman]

Lets not fucking sugar coat it. We all know what today really means to us. I wish you all success in your endeavors to get laid tonight, or to finger that girl in the marching band depending on your age.

[andhination]

The fuck is she supposed to be?
They're all slutty fairies around here.
Psh'yeah.

[GOTHCLAWZ]

It's also the day Saw VI comes out!

[AlexCo]

But everyday is dress like a whore day!

[Rokas1337]

At 10/31/09 09:18 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: It's also the day Saw VI comes out!

omg... GOTHCLAWZ!!!

get mah hunting rifle boi!

[Falonefal]

Woah! You made me horny.
I'll have to get rid of it now >=(

*fap* *fap* *fap*

[TracyJackson]

what is this costume supposed to be?.....nowadays, ppls are making skimpier costumes more and more...

[tarahloveshentai]

I think I'm the only girl that hasn't dressed slutty in two years.

The year before that I was a very slutty French maid.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

But it's Hallo.... OH! I see what you did there.......

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 10/31/09 09:14 AM, andhination wrote: The fuck is she supposed to be?
They're all slutty fairies around here.
Psh'yeah.

Slutty nurses around here. That and maids.

[MoriChax]

I tried to reduce as much skank out of my costume as possible.

[Timmy]

I saw a girl last night in the bar who wore the sluttiest costume I've ever seen IN MY LIFE.

She was "Super Girl", apparently, if Super Girl's power is the ability to flash camel-toe at everyone.

She literally wore a white tanktop (no bra) with an "S" drawn on it, and then a pair of white cotton panties. Not boy-shorts, not spandex shorts, not bikini bottoms, not really-really-short shorts - they were panties.

I think she also had a cape, but I couldn't be sure since I was mesmerized by her crotch region.

[DaShadowz]

...how dare you! i'm disgusted that anyone thinks of girls in revealing costumes like that!

awh screw it so do i.

[andhination]

At 10/31/09 03:53 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/31/09 09:14 AM, andhination wrote: The fuck is she supposed to be?
They're all slutty fairies around here.
Psh'yeah.

Slutty nurses around here. That and maids.

We had that a few years back.
We're a bit ahead of the times here.

[Porkchop]

At 10/31/09 09:18 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: It's also the day Saw VI comes out!

Came out last...wait, you're probably a UK user. *shuts mouth*

Dont forget, this is also the day when guys can dress like whores and get away with it.

[Luis]

I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, Luis wrote: I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

Lol. I hope you brought a 'banana suit' in your pocket, or she won't go 'trick-or treating' with you. So how are these 'shitty puns' doing? are they 'funny'?

[GOTHCLAWZ]

At 10/31/09 04:04 PM, Porkchop wrote: Came out last...wait, you're probably a UK user. *shuts mouth*

It's always 31st of October for Saw. Maybe it's like that in other parts of Europe.

Dont forget, this is also the day when guys can dress like whores and get away with it.

Touché.

[Toiletpaper]

My high school had a dance last night. All the senior girls dressed in skin-tight outfits, and 90% of all grades got boners just from looking at them. There was batgirl, supergirl, a HAWT schoolgirl, a nurse, a maid, etc.

[Timmy]

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, Luis wrote: I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

Painting your penis yellow and having it sticking out of your fly =/= banana suit

[MoriChax]

At 10/31/09 04:09 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, Luis wrote: I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

Painting your penis yellow and having it sticking out of your fly =/= banana suit

It's halloween, anything goes dude.

[Obsessed117]

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, Luis wrote: I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

lol...

Win

[InDuStRiEl]

Last year I was a satanist for Halloween, and I cut myself in the face with a knife a few times to make it look better. God it was a fun night.

But know it's just giving away candy and watching my daughter lay around in her pumpkin costume.

[95688kage]

Great thread, just needs MOAR spongebob!MOAR!

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

It's the cool part of Halloween - sexy adult costumes and parties. The ultimate night would be to go to a Halloween bash at the Playboy Mansion. I'm getting a rise just dreaming about it. Oh, corporate America and your obsession with boobs.

[michelinman]

At 10/31/09 04:18 PM, 95688kage wrote: Great thread, just needs MOAR spongebob!MOAR!

I got SO close to putting that in the OP dude. No joke. Haha. She wasn't hot enough in the face though. And for all the girls who made it a point to not dress skanky this year, shame on you. Way to piss all over a fine holiday.

[ZombieKangaroo]

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, Luis wrote: I actually enjoy going out on a bar crawl during halloween. not only are girls dressed slutty but they are more open minded to talking to a guy in a banana suit.

It's nice to see that we have similar Hallowe'en hobbies.

[ChazzGoth]

At 10/31/09 09:09 AM, michelinman wrote: Lets not fucking sugar coat it. We all know what today really means to us. I wish you all success in your endeavors to get laid tonight, or to finger that girl in the marching band depending on your age.

Meh I got laid this morning, 4 and a half hour session.

Was alright I guess..

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/31/09 05:33 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 10/31/09 04:18 PM, 95688kage wrote: Great thread, just needs MOAR spongebob!MOAR!

I got SO close to putting that in the OP dude. No joke. Haha. She wasn't hot enough in the face though. And for all the girls who made it a point to not dress skanky this year, shame on you. Way to piss all over a fine holiday.

Well, it's not really their fault. It's a combination of many things.