I had flounder and it's good. After that dinner I had I paid and left the restaurant when I ran into couple of tin-foiled hat wearing weirdos.
"Yo" I said
"Join us, together we can take down the evil that is the NWO!" the weirdo said
"You guys? No thanks, you can go on ahead making asses out of yourselves"
"I knew it! You're an agent, you're in on 9/11!"
"What?"
"You will fall!"
Then a light bulb appears over my head...
"Actually I'm a member of the Illuminati"
"I knew it! We won't go down without a fight"
Then he takes out a empty soda bottle
"Actually I'm not here to kill you guys, it'll attract attention"
"What do you want from us?"
"I asking you guys to give up"
"Why?"
"Your hero Ron Paul, he's also one of us"
"NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! ..."
"Alex Jones is one of us too, why else would anyone in a right mind call a pedophile in Waco a hero?"
Then he breaks down while his friend comforts him.
"Search your feelings, you know it's true" I grinned
Seeing this, I walk away laughing on my way home.
