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Posted at: 10/30/09 11:07 PM

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Well its Halloween and i live in NYC so that already spells trouble. How do i protect my house from Crazy people, Bloods, crypts, Black people in General (jk lol), Latin Kings, The Mafia, Zombies, Evil Jesus, The mailman, The Milkman, NG users who hate me (90% of you), The Lion King, Mickey Mouse, Robot dead goofy, Mario, Sonic, Link, Samus, Ninja Gaiden, Master Chief, Robot crabs with lazahs, Shoop da whoops, Weegees, Newfags, Runescape players, Evory Advertisers, Paranormal Activity, Mexican Taco Shooting Robots, Sewer Monster, The Boogie man, People From Texas, And The Yankees..

No seriously how do i protect my house for Halloween I'm Scared. h

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OH FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO GET YOU

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With good ye' old sentry guns

How can i protect my house?

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At 10/30/09 11:12 PM, ratchet103 wrote: With good ye' old sentry guns

Shit i got one of those last year but misplaced it.bb

The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich; don't underestomato.


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install 43 metters of steal reinforsed concreat it always helps by scaring people away

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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Evil Jesus

Fuck you >:C

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Wait until the next year's draft and use the picks to acquire some offensive linemen, with luck infew years you should get a good offensive line to protect your house from getting sacked.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 11:31 PM

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At 10/30/09 11:26 PM, EvilJesus wrote:
At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Evil Jesus
Fuck you >:C

I know you were after me, BRING IT ON BITCH

At 10/30/09 11:27 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Wait until the next year's draft and use the picks to acquire some offensive linemen, with luck infew years you should get a good offensive line to protect your house from getting sacked.

Evil Jesus is going to kill me, I need Defense THIS year.

The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich; don't underestomato.


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Posted at: 10/30/09 11:46 PM

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when in doubt, use c4. that will surely scare the shit out of anyone who tries coming towards your house.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 11:59 PM

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Put mines,guns and whatever you have in front of your house.

You can borrow my mask so you can blend in with them so they won't kill you...

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At 10/30/09 11:08 PM, Sekhem wrote: OH FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO GET YOU

Holy shit, mischievous high schoolers that are high on aerosol. Shit is scary bro.

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Destroy the house first and then they have nothing left to destroy and they don't get the satisfaction.

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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
No seriously how do i protect my house for Halloween I'm Scared. h

Brass knuckles an whiskey

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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote:

:People From Texas
Why would Texans visit your house? We love Texas too much.

hey people im sorry for my spelling and stuff, just dont flame me for it.

I have a question for you....


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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Mexican Taco Shooting Robots

Everything seemed doable until you mentioned that. I dunno... Things are looking bleak now.

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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: ...People From Texas...

You're fucked.

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An M60 on a tripod.

How can i protect my house?

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At 10/31/09 01:00 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: ...People From Texas...
You're fucked.

Especially if one of those people is Chuck Norris.

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At 10/30/09 11:19 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
At 10/30/09 11:12 PM, ratchet103 wrote: With good ye' old sentry guns
Shit i got one of those last year but misplaced it.bb

Ok, no missplacing with this new type of defensive weapon :D

How can i protect my house?

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All of these.

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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: No seriously how do i protect my house for Halloween I'm Scared. h

smear your door with blood and put a sign on it that says " I have Aids"

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At 10/31/09 02:13 AM, ratchet103 wrote: Ok, no missplacing with this new type of defensive weapon :D

Where is your got now?

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Michael Jackson theme?

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Put shotguns everywhere.

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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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Electrify your roof to defend from people egging your house. Aim rifles out of every window and plant mines around your house. Also if they do get in you can set booby traps in random places and post demon chickens to peck out intruders eyeballs.
Or you could just nuke the area around your house.
Both work.


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At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
No seriously how do i protect my house for Halloween I'm Scared. h

Put sentries around your house

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At 10/31/09 05:11 AM, HeavyTank wrote:
At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote:
No seriously how do i protect my house for Halloween I'm Scared. h
Put sentries around your house

thats a good idea, but i think hed be better off pulling a russian. see, what you do, is you burn down your own house before people can get to it, then you run away and say you won

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