Just Missed A Car - Big Gash.. >:[

[Matt2k8]

Riding by bike from my girlfriends how at 10pm. In a hurry, gotta be back by 10:15.

It's Raining. Cold. My Ipod is dying. The Rain and my sweat after riding for so long made my glasses fog. Vision deteriorating. Then i met this stupid, obnoxious, fucking bitch and her half ass'd friend.

Riding home, then suddenly a car comes behind me. I thought "Well.. my bike is a vehicle and has the right to be on the road", the car beeps at me so i pulled onto the pavement, no one was on it so i thought it would be okay, the car behind me overtakes but suddenly parks straight on the pavment, right infront of me without warning, and at the speed i was going, and how quicky she slammed her brakes on - I barely missed the car, gasping for a breath as i swooshed past it, knocking my leg across her back lights, then whoosh opens one of the doors. Without even being able to take a breath, i had to turn again, but i was so close to the car, i smashed into the edge of her door, almost losing controll of my bike.. Something left a big gash in my arm, and as i controlled my bike alittle, i pulled over in the middle of the road and dragged my bike to the pavement infront the car.

The driver and her friends came out, i thought to myself "Well... Atleast they've come to help" They shown no intrest in helping me, not even looking at me, just got they're luggage out the car"

I help my arm.. trying to stop blood, wrapping my jack around it.. I looked up at the bitches and give them a evil look.. They saw me and one goes "Well? You alright" in a "what the fuck is with you" type of voice...

I nodded slowly.. Then they walked to their house... When one was putting they key in a lock i shouted "You know, a sorry would be nice"
"For what?"
"What do you fucking think!? I just slammed into your door because you can't use a mirror to see whats behind you!"
"Not my fault"
"What the fuck?"
"You should have had lights"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE?!" *Flashes lights back on fourth* "What am i going to do with them anyway!? Use the light to melt your door shut so you don't open it and almost kill me!?
"Not my fault"
"Aww i know hun, i have that problem somtimes to you know, where the car door suddenly flings open"
"I don't remember opening the door"
"What have you got!? Fucking Amnesia!?"
*Cycles off*

As i cycled of i called her a aragont cow.

When i get home, my mum bandages my arm and shit.

But i really hate people like her. REALLY HATE.

[Headshot777]

Shoulda keyed their car.

[Hawdcore]

What I would've socked that dumb bimbo!
...
If they were smaller then me

[chubzilla100]

okay. i feel your pain. well, not really, but its nice to act nice when someone has had their arm gashed by a women.

[Tonsil-Hockey]

Yup thats the world we live in. Some 13 year old collapsed at work the other day and nobody did anything to help, they just kept queing and shopping. I had to put him in the recovery position and do some first aid, even though I havnt been trained. I even asked, does anyone know first aid, and nobody replied, they just ignored me. Paramedics arrived to take him away, and somebody who had been queing the whole time asked, before she left "is he alright". I think its a british thing, its a country of sociapaths.

[Master117chief]

Today was a bad day, i tried to undertake a car, and the car driver turned right to me without indicating, so i hit the side of the car and crashed.

Greeeat.
Motorbike tho.

[Lost-Chances]

Watch where you're cycling, chump.

[jake-thesnake]

I don't think i have ever read a thread as beautiful as this. You actually made me want to get up, go to their house, and fucking punch them in the face. I have never heard of someone being such a fucking bitch!
Now that you know where they live you need to:
Piss on their door
Break their house windows
Key car
shoot pet (if they have one)
and then light a bunch of fireworks in their house
Hey it's halloween is it not?

Trick or Treat!

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 10/30/09 08:35 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Shoulda keyed their car.

This, man. Fuck her.

[Matt2k8]

At 10/30/09 08:55 PM, jake-thesnake wrote:
Hey it's halloween is it not?

Trick or Treat!

Ohh yeah... Should i egg her house?

[Ragnarokia]

At 10/30/09 08:33 PM, Matt2k8 wrote:

knocking my leg across her back lights

So...you didn't miss the car then?

[Falonefal]

Great story!
Not saying it's not true, I am saying it's so good, it actually made me angry!
If someone would do something like that to me, I would start doing something very evil to make her/him feel bad.

[tarahloveshentai]

You should of called the cops because that is considered an accident.

I hope you get better. It's scary to be a bicyclist when there's idiots out there like that.

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 10/30/09 08:35 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Shoulda keyed their car.

And slashed the tires.

[Tonsil-Hockey]

Shot her. In the face.
Are you alright
BOOOM
Bitch goes down

[Matt2k8]

At 10/30/09 10:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 10/30/09 08:33 PM, Matt2k8 wrote:

knocking my leg across her back lights

So...you didn't miss the car then?

Meh.. i guess i hit it, but it wasn't anything to complain about.

[BabiesAteMyDingo]

If there's any injury to you, taking this to small court could earn you a fair amount of money, very quickly. I was knocked off my bike by a vehicle which illegally tuned left on a no-(left)turn exit. Of course he didn't see me, crushed my foot pretty much destroyed my bike.

Long story short. Later that week I was paid out £1500 ($2400) which more than covered the bike and my shoes (which were insured anyway). So I'm quite glad he did it really.

oh and a week-paid off work, which was a bonus.

[Matt2k8]

Hospital said my arm was almost broke in two... There's a huge bruise there now...

[LynchedJohNNY]

You are a idiot if you think you have a right to be on the road with motor vehicles. Sidewalks are for bikes and pedestrians such as you. Another bit of common knowledge is to ride or walk in the direction of opposing traffic so you can see oncoming traffic and be prepared. Obviously your mother failed to educate you.

[Matt2k8]

At 10/31/09 10:19 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: You are a idiot if you think you have a right to be on the road with motor vehicles. Sidewalks are for bikes and pedestrians such as you. Another bit of common knowledge is to ride or walk in the direction of opposing traffic so you can see oncoming traffic and be prepared. Obviously your mother failed to educate you.

Your first sentance doesn't make sense. You'r Mother obviously failed to educate you in English and grammer.

And sidewalks aren't for bikes. They are a danger to pedestrians. Now, before "educating" overs, i'd look back on my words if i was you.

[freebirde]

You can always sue her and see if that works.

[im-a-fulp]

Y'know.. This is a great idea for a south park episode... I can just imagine stan making that D:< face.

[LynchedJohNNY]

At 10/31/09 10:37 AM, Matt2k8 wrote:

And sidewalks aren't for bikes. They are a danger to pedestrians. Now, before "educating" overs, i'd look back on my words if i was you.

I'll remember that when I clip the next biker in my way.

[dogpup4]

Woah, you can contain anger... If I were you, I'd have smashed the car up, smashed her house door in and knocked her out while swearing at her.

[mariomusicmaker1]

Aw fucking bitch!

recently, I was loading groceries into my van when some 16 - 17 year old girl pulls into the space beside me,She reverses and pulls in several times getting closer to me each time, finaly i had enough and tried to direct her into her parking spot, but every one knows you cant teach a woman, ( lol sexiest) She fucking had it, she was lined up for the spot perfictly, and for some god damned reason, she cranks the wheel towards my van and as i direct her with flailing arms to go the other way, she hits the gas instead of the break, crunch, WHAT THE FUCK,

With out so much as flinching, she backs out of the space and drives off to another spot, where I meet her and get her insurance onfo, and crap,

she is lucky i didn't call the cops, she is also luckey that i scrapped that van less then a month after, but she said the whole time that she was not responsible for the damage because i told her to drive into my van...

What the fuck is wrong with people thease days.

[jake-thesnake]

At 10/31/09 10:19 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: You are a idiot if you think you have a right to be on the road with motor vehicles. Sidewalks are for bikes and pedestrians such as you. Another bit of common knowledge is to ride or walk in the direction of opposing traffic so you can see oncoming traffic and be prepared. Obviously your mother failed to educate you.

No you are wrong; actually. Bicycles have just as much right to be on the road as cars do.
They are considered vehicles where I live and have to obey all traffic laws that cars do. Of course if the cyclist fails to do this then that does not give you the right to make them wreck.

[LynchedJohNNY]

At 10/31/09 11:55 AM, jake-thesnake wrote:

Bicycles have just as much right to be on the road as cars do.

They are considered vehicles where I live and have to obey all traffic laws that cars do.

In my city bikes are required to stay on the sidewalk where one is present. Different states and city's do things like for example, I've seen a lane on the road for cycles only in Atlanta, Georgia(?). In my state to be on the roadway your vehicle must be able to reach and sustain 20MPH in less than a mile.
Can you do that?

[FUNKbrs]

I'm smiling because I heard stupidity hurt someone.

Good show.

.

[spartan100]

At 10/30/09 09:01 PM, Matt2k8 wrote:

At 10/30/09 08:55 PM, jake-thesnake wrote:
Hey it's halloween is it not?

Trick or Treat!

Ohh yeah... Should i egg her house?

fuck that paintballs all the rage.

[Tiago11103]

burn her house. srsly, I ride my bike to school everyday and some people would rather run you over than respect your right to the road.

so you should just go ahead and ignore her right to not have her house on fire.

do it