Algebra Teacher almost killed

[Twilight]

Just now, my dad was watching Eye Witness news. And I heard the name "Naseem", so I looked and BAM, my Algebra teacher's face is on the screen. I immediately start paying attention, this guy has been MIA since like Tuesday. So it turns out his wife tried to kill him in his sleep. I think after she cut his throat he woke up and fought the knife away from her.

He's like the best teacher I ever had and now I might never have him again :C

[Jackdabomb]

At 10/30/09 05:43 PM, Twilight wrote: . I think after she cut his throat he woke up and fought the knife away from her.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

Also, that would really stink to wake up like that.

[Tykwa]

attempted murder rap charges

[Twilight]

It's also really ironic, on Monday some girl asked him about his wife and he said she was "eh". I didn't think the problems ran this deep.

[FurryFox]

"he made her wear sexy skirts and eat pork" I laugh at her reason for attempting to kill him.

[Tonsil-Hockey]

Hahaha, he made her eat pork and wear sexy clothes, thats enough to drive anyone over the edge...

[GoryBlizzard]

At 10/30/09 05:51 PM, FurryFox wrote: "he made her wear sexy skirts and eat pork" I laugh at her reason for attempting to kill him.

Yeah, seriously.

Really though, it sucks that he had to wake up like that. I probably couldn't live something like this down.

[Orange-Jews]

and she'll get 6 months in jail, tops.

Poor, innocent woman.

[Itsbroken2]

Who the fuck doesn't like bacon?

[Sizzlebuzz]

MADE her eat pork and wear sexy skirts. That's hilarious.

I doubt this.

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/30/09 06:54 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Who the fuck doesn't like bacon?

I don't. I'm fat enough as it is, and I've only had irish bacon this year (decent stuff). I fucking love ham though.

As for your teacher, man, that's a horrible thing for his wife to do. I can see a divorce being filed, ohhh man.

[yurgenburgen]

Evidence if evidence were ever needed that arranged marriages aren't the wonderful things they are made out to be. Also I'd like to point this out:

"She also claimed that his favorite author is Salman Rushdie, reviled by devout Muslims after writing the prophet-bashing "The Satanic Verses.""

The Satanic Verses doesn't bash the Islamic prophet Mohammed at all. It makes reference to an ancient legend that was around for centuries before the book was even written. It doesn't claim that this legend is true, it merely makes reference to it. That's it. And that's what resulted in the Japanese language translator of the book being stabbed to death.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Shit son, that's beyond crazy, what a psycho bitch! Who knew that his love for mathematics and algebra slowly twisted and sculpted her mind into a killer? I hope you get to have him again, and I really hope he makes a healthy happy full recovery. Damn.

[Mostasteless]

here is a new math lesson.

[Jonny879]

im guessing they're Muslim

[Yutoro]

I hate algebra anyway. But what a time to wake up, i mean, wow. Lucky!

[Fifty-50]

Why did his wife try to kill him? How did he survive when he got his throat slit? Is he somewhat immortal? Explain. You have 10 seconds to answer those questions.

[Yiffy]

At 10/30/09 07:05 PM, Mostasteless wrote: here is a new math lesson.

So skirts - throat slit = pork?

[Yutoro]

At 10/30/09 07:34 PM, Jonny879 wrote: im guessing they're Muslim

I'm guessing you read the article?

[Twilight]

At 10/30/09 07:37 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: Why did his wife try to kill him? How did he survive when he got his throat slit? Is he somewhat immortal? Explain. You have 10 seconds to answer those questions.

Read the fucking article you fucking moron.

[citricsquid]

At 10/30/09 07:37 PM, Yiffy wrote:

At 10/30/09 07:05 PM, Mostasteless wrote: here is a new math lesson.

So skirts - throat slit = pork?

oh shit logic

[K-Guare]

At 10/30/09 07:37 PM, Yiffy wrote:

At 10/30/09 07:05 PM, Mostasteless wrote: here is a new math lesson.

So skirts - throat slit = pork?

Nope,
skirts - throat slit = -pork
throat slit - skirts = pork

I'm such a technical bastard.

<3

[H-K-S]

I would understand the pork issue; she is muslim. However i read the koran and the torah. If you are in danger; you can eat pork if it saves you.

[Hellraiser]

Fucking muslums are crazy. lol

[Invisable-Ranger]

At 10/30/09 05:49 PM, Tykwa wrote: attempted murder rap charges

Rap charges?
Yo, i was married and shit
then he made me eat some roasted pit
wearin' skirts so short
not lettin' me drink no port
mah pride never sunk so low
maybe I'll just kill him yo

I'm sorry

[douchfree420]

Thats insane i wonder what everyone is going to say on monday is he going to survive

[Dbot3]

At 10/30/09 08:08 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote:

At 10/30/09 05:49 PM, Tykwa wrote: attempted murder rap charges

Rap charges?
Yo, i was married and shit
then he made me eat some roasted pit
wearin' skirts so short
not lettin' me drink no port
mah pride never sunk so low
maybe I'll just kill him yo

I'm sorry

I think I love you

[SouthAsian]

hahah us Pakistanis are an odd bunch.

[jake-thesnake]

At 10/30/09 05:43 PM, Twilight wrote: He's like the best teacher I ever had and now I might never have him again :C

Hmm, kinda sucks for doesn't it?

Or more for him actually?

[CuteAndFuzzy]

"he made her wear sexy skirts and eat pork"

he fucking deserved it