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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:24 PM
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Here's the challenge: Go to omegle.com, start a chat, strike up conversation and be as nice as possible, then halfway through just say "go fuck yourself". The situation doesn't have to warrant it at all. It's actually preferable if it didn't. Also try to sound like a woman at first without blatantly announcing that you are. Here's an example:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heyy ;3 Stranger: hi You: what's up Stranger: great Stranger: u? You: go fuck yourself Stranger: why? You: because you're a smelly fa^^^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
*censored because I don't feel like getting banned today
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:30 PM
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FUCK OFF THERES BEEN TOO MANY THREADS ON THIS SHIT RECENTLY
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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:32 PM
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Stranger: M / f You: f, u? Stranger: M Stranger: Can I have nudes You: go fuck yourself
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that was far easier than I thought
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Most of the people just start with asl...
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:34 PM
At 10/30/09 04:32 PM, Canas wrote: Stranger: M / f You: f, u? Stranger: M Stranger: Can I have nudes You: go fuck yourself ------- that was far easier than I thought
The situation can't warrant it. People expect you to say something along those lines when they ask for nudes. Just strike up conversation like you would in an elevator or something.
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:35 PM
Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: hi! You: f Stranger: age You: 17 You: u? Stranger: 16 Stranger: from You: so cal Stranger: how r u You: pretty lonely, u? Stranger: good You: where you from? Stranger: Ny You: oh cool! I've been to the big apple twice Stranger: cool Stranger: r u hornylol You: go fuck yourself
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I can't even have a normal conversation in time to tell them to fuck themselves
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:36 PM
At 10/30/09 04:35 PM, Canas wrote: I can't even have a normal conversation in time to tell them to fuck themselves
That is indeed the folly of Omegle. It's difficult to troll idiots who basically troll themselves.
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:37 PM
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Stranger: hello, lady, 47, need a man You: hi lady, in labour, need a midwife RIGHT NOW Stranger: I do not understand You: i be giving birth, babys head is sticking out OMG! Stranger: You Crazy???? You: no im in labour!!
HAHAHA. Dont worry im not in labour, i just couldnt resist! XD
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ugh Stranger: ughhhhhh You: hi there ^^ Stranger: UGHHHHHH You: What's your name ;3 Stranger: I'm just doing the BIGGEST crap of my life Stranger: OH GOD Stranger: IT HURTS Stranger: my name is shaniqua Stranger: whats yours Stranger: UGHHHH You: Go fuck yourself
That was so much fun :)
DIDDY,
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:39 PM
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: heyy :3 You: what's up Stranger: i'm playing uncharted 2 Stranger: online You: is it better than 1? Stranger: YES!! You: i heard that it was a bit lengthier You: sounds good Stranger: mhm You: did you beat the campaign yet? Stranger: yes it rocks You: go fuck yourself
The chat is still open. He seems to be completely dumbstruck and has no idea how to proceed at all.
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:40 PM
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey! You: Go fuck yourself You have disconnected.
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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:41 PM
I think i did it wrong...
Stranger: hi Stranger: f? You: Hey You: yea ;D You: u Stranger: me m Stranger: lets fuck You: go fuck yourself Stranger: why? Stranger: u r 4 me You: Because you're smelly fatass Stranger: do u have bf? You: yes Stranger: lets have xxx chat Stranger: did ur bf fuck u? Stranger: daily? You: no... Stranger: doggystyle? You: whats wrong with you? Stranger: wht wrong?dont u like sex? You: uhh yea but... Stranger: then enjoy Stranger: me just kiddin Stranger: this is the best way to get horny You: ohh i see does me cockslapping you in the face get ya horny? Stranger: r u maLE? You: im a transsexual Stranger: DO U HAVE COCK? You: Oh yeeea You: U WANT SOME?
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:44 PM
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This guy just couldn't take the hint. Or make a coherent sentence.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: heyy Stranger: asl pls You: 16 f MA Stranger: me m19 You: oh thats cool Stranger: where r ur from> You: go fuck yourself Stranger: pls u too come for that so i can help u. You: what the fuck did you just say Stranger: just gona helll? You: are you fucking retarded Stranger: no it's just u? You: go fuck yourself You: again Stranger: yaa You: yes Stranger: what the fuck did you just say Stranger: go fuck yourself You: go fuck yourself with a 12 inch dildo Stranger: just gona helll? Stranger: just gona helll? You: what the fuck does that mean? You: god dammit you stupid fuck
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:45 PM
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Stranger: hey r u a female You: yes. You: whys? Stranger: cyber wat else You: woah woah You: dinner first. Stranger: nah its all good clean fun You: good clean fun??? You: yeah your right. You: lolololol Stranger: i k u wanna who doesnt You: gearge bush doesnt You: george** Stranger: lol yeaaa You: hey guess what? Stranger: hes retated Stranger: wat You: GO FUCK YOURSELF! You: FUCK YOU Stranger: thats every nice to say thnak you You: FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU You: how dat for cyber??? Stranger: real nice You: fucking internet slut bitch whore Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:52 PM
Guys..
this got weird
You: hi? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl ? You: im 18 You: and im actually transgendered Stranger: hmm Stranger: m or f ?? You: technically i'm a female Stranger: hmm Stranger: wts ur name ?? You: Chelsea You: but I prefer Blake Stranger: nice name ?? You: ty! You: whats ur name Stranger: divu You: hi divu You: would you ever let a girl fuck you in the ass? Stranger: noo You: not even once? Stranger: noo You: why not :( Stranger: i duno Stranger: can i see ur pic Stranger: ? You: how can you send pics over this? Stranger: www.tinypic.com---try it You: ok Stranger: send me You: im uploading! Stranger: ok You: http://i36.tinypic.com/29fxa2s.jpg You: did it work? Stranger: yeah Stranger: nice pic Stranger: if u dont mind can i see ur nude pic ?? You: my nude pic?! Stranger: yeah Stranger: u r soo beautyful You: aw thanks You: but I dunno I don't send my nude pics to anyone Stranger: plzz only one pic Stranger: plzzz You: im not sure! Stranger: plzz Stranger: only one You: ok but dont tell anyone or show anyone Stranger: yeah sure Stranger: i promise You: ok can I use tinypic? Stranger: yeah Stranger: theres no problem You: http://i38.tinypic.com/119t4e1.jpg Stranger: wow its really nice pic You: im so embarrassed Stranger: thanx Stranger: wanna see my dick ?? You: hm Stranger: hold on Stranger: http://i35.tinypic.com/2iu9toj.jpg You: ooh Stranger: do u saw this ?? You: do you want to see my dick? Stranger: wt ?? You: http://i35.tinypic.com/vdgli.jpg You: do you see it? Stranger: really ?? Stranger: i wanna see more ,,... Stranger: with ur dick You: go fuck yourself You have disconnected.
Like this?
onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey :D Stranger: where are you from? You: Uk You: u?? Stranger: hungary You: oh thats nice ;) Stranger: :) Stranger: how old are you? You: 17 You: what bout uu? Stranger: 18 Stranger: male or female? You: female...was that hard to guess :3? Stranger: sorry ^.^' You: oh..its oki Stranger: so than you study i guess... You: go fuck yourself! Stranger: xD Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:55 PM
At 10/30/09 04:52 PM, Canas wrote:
OMG WIN WIN WIN!
lol, but you looked up dicks?
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I found an NGer, fuck yeah!
Stranger: lets fuck You: SO THEN I PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE You: after all, she was from NG Stranger: oh shit You: wait Stranger: uh oh You: oh my
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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:57 PM
I don't seem to be getting through the point. It's difficult but possible to engage someone in conversation over Omegle. If you're going to troll a troll then the insult has no impact or meaning.
Posted at: 10/30/09 04:59 PM
At 10/30/09 04:57 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't seem to be getting through the point. It's difficult but possible to engage someone in conversation over Omegle. If you're going to troll a troll then the insult has no impact or meaning.
The problem is trying to not run IN to a troll.
Especially when all you get now are a bunch of ng'ers
Posted at: 10/30/09 05:00 PM
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This got weird...
Stranger: 13/f/nj Stranger: nm You: sure? Stranger: no it means nothin much cuz u said whut u were doin You: FUCK YOU Stranger: FUCK U ASS HOLE JASKASS You: GO FUCK YOURSELF Stranger: GO FUCK YOUR MOM You: Wahh you hurt me! You: WAHHHH Stranger: good Stranger: jkjk You: I need to talk to my doc again! You: WAHHH You: NOO Stranger: whiney pants You: HES NOT THERE You: fine... Stranger: THATS TOO FUCKING BAD You: ima need to get my pills You: how many do you take? Stranger: 43 You: okay Stranger: all different birth control pills Stranger: i bang up every fuckin dude in my grade
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Posted at: 10/30/09 05:01 PM
Stranger: I love you You: aww im sorry but we can never be Stranger: OMG Stranger: why not? Stranger: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH You: im already married Stranger: wtf Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME You: im sorry :( i do Stranger: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL You: im sorry, i must leave now and kill myself Stranger: omg Stranger: i love you dont do that
Aww i think i may have really upset them. But our love can never be (hehehe)
Posted at: 10/30/09 05:02 PM
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NG Stranger: NG? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL :D made me smile.
Posted at: 10/30/09 05:05 PM
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You: Hey :) Strange: Go fuck yourself.
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Posted at: 10/30/09 05:06 PM
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING Stranger: yeah? You: oh, ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorry, next time I'll do the "go f yourself" thing.
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Posted at: 10/30/09 05:11 PM
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: what's up :) Stranger: hangin with you You: lol You: 17/f/cali You: u? Stranger: 20 m can You: go fuck yourself Stranger: that was rude You: go fuck yourself Stranger: i didn't do anything, stop being a baby You: go fuck yourself Stranger: i thought you were going to be better than this You: go fuck yourself Stranger: you can keep typing that all night, or behave You: i don't have to behave. i might look like a woman but until november 23rd i'm legally a man and i can fuck you up Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted at: 10/30/09 05:15 PM
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I punk'd him hard! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: m/f? You: F Stranger: how old? You: 21 Stranger: cool Stranger: from? You: Kansas City Stranger: cool Im in Houston Stranger: 22 m Stranger: hows the weather there? You: Fine ?:( Stranger: are you cute? You: No, I'm fat, ugly, have pimples, and have cold sores You: GOD *goes to cry* Stranger: whoa there setlle down You: LOL Stranger: not lookin for crazy people here You: I was just messin' with ya You: GO FUCK YOURSELF Stranger: that isnt very nice You: well neither is yo' FACE! Stranger: do you wanna talk about your vagina? You: Do you want to talk about HOW I JUST MOTHERFUCKIN' PUNK'D YOUR ASS WITH FLASE INFORMATION! Stranger: aw man you got me good You: LOLERSKATES You: I'm just doing this to post it onto the Newgrounds Forum Stranger: youre one deceptive guy You: So, yeah Stranger: no idea what that is, but its probably gay You: Go to google type in Newgrounds.com You: I'll wait while I copasta this Stranger: nah im good
Posted at: 10/30/09 05:17 PM
Wow you guys really suck at trolling.
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey asl? You: asl? You: 15 m wa Stranger: 14 f uk You: cool Stranger: not really lol You: :O You: I love you. Stranger: why? Stranger: lol You: just kidding You: go fuck yourself You: :D Stranger: thanks? You: you aren't welcome You: go fuck yourself! Stranger: whats your problem You: whats your problem? Stranger: i have no problem You: go fuck yourself! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. ------------------
I'm not sure why she really stuck around after I told her to go fuck herself now that I think about it.
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