The year is 1984...

[Yhtomit]

... or so The Party tells you. Amidst the glory and under the constant gaze of Big Brother, with the fight against Eurasia going well, what are you doing/thinking?

Let's see how many people get the blatantly obvious reference...

I'm probably working at maintaining the Fiction machines, making sure that the storylines aren't too similar, and that none carry messages speaking against Big Brother.

[MonkeyV]

I am <censored> with <censored> and going to <ceonsored>.

[Canas]

Just another prole minding my own business and lack there of

[simple-but-sandy]

I'm statistically likely to be a prole.

So I'll be doing whatever t is that commoners do in their free time.

[knightsofthecircle]

I'm reading Animal Farm, because it's the far superior George Orwell novel to the one in question.

Also, fuck Big Brother.

[Yhtomit]

At 10/30/09 03:59 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Also, fuck Big Brother.

*gasp* I'm calling the Thought Police on you! You're gonna get vaporised! Damn you for hating Big Brother!

Even though I secretly agree...

[pyromaniac616]

Shhhh, they might hear us!

[MrPercie]

10 years away from being born! hell yeah!

[Tribalfusion-X]

Big brother was nothing more than a zoo.

And a much needed one at that.

[LivinInTheSunlight]

At 10/30/09 03:54 PM, Yhtomit wrote: with the fight against Eurasia going well

What are you talking about, comrade?

We're at war with Eastasia.

[Yhtomit]

At 10/30/09 04:02 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Shhhh, they might hear us!

They already have. See that telescreen in the corner there...

[idiot-monarch]

I am a male living a doubleplusungood life.

[ThoseSwellNachos]

We are war with Oceania. We always have been.

[Lost-Chances]

Talking to my comrades at lunch about the new dictionary.

[Idiot-Finder]

How about Dan Marino? Maybe he'll win it all one day...although "Big Brother" is a 49ers fan.

[Austere]

Frolicking in a secret forest hideout with some woman or other. And a book...or something.

I read it 3 years ago...I'm sure that happened. Or something similar.

[Yhtomit]

At 10/30/09 04:09 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote: We are war with Oceania. We always have been.

No, hold on, I live in Oceania. That's why I love Big Brother and The Party.

At 10/30/09 04:06 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What are you talking about, comrade?

We're at war with Eastasia.

But hold on, I thought we'd already fought them last month, you mean we're fighting them again already?

[platypuspwn]

At 10/30/09 03:57 PM, MonkeyV wrote: I am <censored> with <censored> and going to <ceonsored>.

Can I <censored> too? When ever I can go <censored> I always <censored>.

[LivinInTheSunlight]

At 10/30/09 04:13 PM, Yhtomit wrote: But hold on, I thought we'd already fought them last month, you mean we're fighting them again already?

What are you talking about, comrade? We have always been at war with Eastasia. Last month, this month, next month.

At 10/30/09 04:09 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote:

We are war with Oceania. We always have been.

You're...you're just fucking retarded. What, are you trying to jump on the bandwagon by saying what everyone else is saying and spouting a random name from the book? Game over, douchebag, you picked the wrong name: Oceania is the country that the characters live in.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

1984? YES!!! That means Scarface has been out for a year! Imma go buy it right now!

[Yhtomit]

At 10/30/09 04:18 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:13 PM, Yhtomit wrote: But hold on, I thought we'd already fought them last month, you mean we're fighting them again already?

What are you talking about, comrade? We have always been at war with Eastasia. Last month, this month, next month.

Oh right yeh. Sorry, my bad.
Hold on, there's someone outside. It's... It's the... IT'S THE THOUGHT POLICE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PLE

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 10/30/09 04:29 PM, Yhtomit wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:18 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:13 PM, Yhtomit wrote: But hold on, I thought we'd already fought them last month, you mean we're fighting them again already?

What are you talking about, comrade? We have always been at war with Eastasia. Last month, this month, next month.

Oh right yeh. Sorry, my bad.
Hold on, there's someone outside. It's... It's the... IT'S THE THOUGHT POLICE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PLE

You are currently in violation of unamerican thoughts. Please remain still while we shoot you in the fucking forehead.

[Yutoro]

Oh right yeh. Sorry, my bad.
Hold on, there's someone outside. It's... It's the... IT'S THE THOUGHT POLICE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PLE

Telescreens comrade, always give you away.

[Funkybob2]

At 10/30/09 04:31 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You are currently in violation of unamerican thoughts. Please remain still while we shoot you in the fucking forehead.

Something tells me that you have no idea what this thread is referencing, amirite?

[TylerDurden121]

I'd be fighting the machine mannnnnn.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 10/30/09 04:36 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:31 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You are currently in violation of unamerican thoughts. Please remain still while we shoot you in the fucking forehead.

Something tells me that you have no idea what this thread is referencing, amirite?

Pretty much, yeah.

[Reed]

jacken off @ pornosec

[Yhtomit]

At 10/30/09 04:47 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:36 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:

At 10/30/09 04:31 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You are currently in violation of unamerican thoughts. Please remain still while we shoot you in the fucking forehead.

Something tells me that you have no idea what this thread is referencing, amirite?

Pretty much, yeah.

This should get you on your way.
Hail Big Brother! I love the Party!

[SeaBoundRhino]

Today was a bummer. My kids reported me to the party. Apparently, I was shouting slander against Big Brother in my sleep, who I love very much.

This post was monitored by the Ministry of Truth at: 10/30/09 04:55 PM. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.

[Dmabster]

I just slept with Freddie Mercury!!! On another note, i feel a little sick. Maybe im coming down with something.