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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:13 PM

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I was just looking for some advice from the girls here. I'm not a very social person, unless I'm drunk, which I wont be. So... I need advice to entertain her.

NO COCK JOKES, OR "FUCK HER"...

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:14 PM

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I'm not a girl, but try to be funny it works for me.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:15 PM

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just be polite, offer her a drink and snack, ask her what shes in the mood to do, and if she says she doesnt mind, suggest a film or something. chances are she'll be more focused on you than what your actually doing so, just remember to relax and enjoy it.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:15 PM

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Spin the bottle, strip poker, hide the quarter, doctor, the list goes on.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:16 PM

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At 10/30/09 01:15 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Spin the bottle, strip poker, hide the quarter, doctor, the list goes on.

I think your the kind of person I would be good friends with. We have simalar intrests.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:17 PM

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Leave rose petals leading up to your bedroom, where your lying naked on the bed with a can of whipped cream. Either that or X-box Live


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At 10/30/09 01:13 PM, im-a-fulp wrote: I was just looking for some advice from the girls here.

...and there's your problem.

Hi.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:21 PM

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If she's coming over your house watch tv, Guitarhero/rockband (Girls love that shit) Play music, talk about life, make her lunch.

Simple shit like that. It's not so hard dude so stop being a fucking pussy and hit that.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:23 PM

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How the fuck should we know? She's your girlfriend, if you can't think of a way to entertain her by yourself, then it's not going to last now is it?

Man up.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:23 PM

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

if i ignored you, it's probably because you're gay
if i replied to you, it's probably because i felt the need to tell you that you're gay

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:26 PM

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At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Never heard that one before O.o

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:27 PM

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At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Yup, I agree

DIDDY,

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At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Not if shes laughing at your penis.


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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:29 PM

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At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, BrockManson wrote: How the fuck should we know? She's your girlfriend, if you can't think of a way to entertain her by yourself, then it's not going to last now is it?

Man up.

I would have to agree with Brock, why the fuck ask us? Are you one of those monotone mother fuckers who don't have any charisma like goryblizzard? Or your just a preteen kid trying to be cool saying that you have a girlfriend, but really you don't and you day dream of fingering the hot chick in your middle school so the higher class men push you around and call you a pussy.

Thus you cry yourself to sleep at night

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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:32 PM

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Just sit down close to her and watch a movie or two or play a nice video game or something. If she likes you, it won't matter what you're doing, as long as you two are together. My ex and I used to bond over her dad yelling at her and picking up dog poo and stuff like that. You don't need a super fancy dinner date to get a chick to fall in love with you, unless she only cares about money.

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At 10/30/09 01:13 PM, im-a-fulp wrote: I was just looking for some advice from the girls here. I'm not a very social person, unless I'm drunk, which I wont be. So... I need advice to entertain her.
NO COCK JOKES, OR "FUCK HER"...

first of all, be sincere. we can pick up guys who are pretending to be someone they are not.

then, be real. be who you are, and don't make apologies for being you. we like confidence. we like guys that are a bit cocky but not to a point where we feel slighted or bossed around (maybe some other girls, but not me).

then lastly, be caring. think about her needs before yours.

if you follow these three simple rules, I'm sure your love will be reciprocated!


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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:36 PM

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Do this---> Be you, Be true :)

If there is 7 girls, and 7 boys, what is that? To me it sounds like 14 You PERVERT!


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Posted at: 10/30/09 01:38 PM

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Show her this thread, she'll have a laugh. Just make sure to skip over this post so she doesn't know you borrowed that idea too.

SUCK IT TREBEK,

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Posted at: 10/30/09 02:32 PM

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How gay this may sound but..

Be a badboy.
Seriously, you gotta make them feel accepted but then again make a not to rude notice about her.

I'm freaking serious this makes girls really hang on you.

Give them to much attention they'll get tired of you and get less attracted to you.
But when you give her a bit attention and a bit like you don't care, she's in your pocket.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 02:33 PM

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At 10/30/09 02:28 PM, Calintz wrote:
At 10/30/09 01:28 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote:
At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Not if shes laughing at your penis.
Witty reply, I like that!

Yes! I appreciate your appreciation of his witty response!

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Posted at: 10/30/09 02:35 PM

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Tell her TITS OR G-..........no....NO!!!! I WILL STOP MYSELF

The guy below me is gay

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Posted at: 10/30/09 02:37 PM

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Walk upto her and ask "CAN I PLEASE PUT MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA."

She will be so shocked, she will have no choice but to agree.

"Sir, we are surrounded!"

"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

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Posted at: 10/30/09 02:40 PM

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At 10/30/09 02:37 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: "CAN I PLEASE PUT MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA."

She will be so shocked, she will have no choice but to agree.

Women like real men, I think she'll appreciate it more if he just says "Spread Em" and "Got any Butter"


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Posted at: 10/30/09 03:43 PM

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Both of you just need to sit on the couch and stare at the wall. The first person to clear their throat loses.

Video-editing, animating, gaming.....that's a balanced diet.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 03:45 PM

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At 10/30/09 01:27 PM, Diddy wrote:
At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, Jawdyn wrote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Yup, I agree

I third that.

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At 10/30/09 01:13 PM, im-a-fulp wrote: I was just looking for some advice from the girls here. I'm not a very social person, unless I'm drunk, which I wont be. So... I need advice to entertain her.
NO COCK JOKES, OR "FUCK HER"...

Lick her toes and then peanutt butter and jelly sandwitches!

Smoking will kill you M8!!!

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Posted at: 10/30/09 03:50 PM

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Go take a shower.


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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:10 PM

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Wait, you mean you haven't spent time with her before this?

How did you meet?

What's her personality like?

If I were tied up, would you ring my bell?

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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:15 PM

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She's over there because of you. Show her your intrested in her and respect her. Girl's should be treated nice, so treat her nice.

Crystal Meth Is Funny Because It Destroys Lives.

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Posted at: 10/30/09 04:19 PM

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be funny....be yourself...

and if your going to mess with other girls while you have a girlfriend dont be sloppy. especially if you really like your girlfriend. goddamit why did i do thatttttt i wannttt her backkk

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