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Jesus won't be crucified for 3 more years, dumbass

At 10/29/09 07:24 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: Playing TF2

I went to the future and brought back my PS3

TF2 was terrible on the PS3.
Where would you plug it in?
Where would you find the appropriete device to connect it too, IE television, assuming you didnt bring one with you, which coupled with a PS3 is quite a lot to fit in the time machine, and if you can just carry it, its still quite a lot.
Your post is riddled with innacuracies.

At 10/29/09 07:24 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: Playing TF2

I went to the future and brought back my PS3

With no electricity? I see, I see.

I had a T-Shirt on that said, "There Be-eth no Goddeth!".

Then I laughed at Jesus and poked his dead body with a stick.

At 10/29/09 08:17 PM, DannyJay wrote: Jesus won't be crucified for 3 more years, dumbass

Some scholars argue for 30 A.D. People aren't exactly sure when it happened.

At 10/29/09 07:17 PM, puddinN64 wrote: What are you up to?

Starting the holocaust because Jesus just died...

Lmao I'm kidding, Jews, have a sense of humor.

I'm high off of my ass on the same mushrooms Moses was on.

At 10/29/09 07:24 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a Gnostic in hiding after the crucifixion of Christ.

same here :D

I somewhere in the desert near a town, but still far enough to be alone, I spend all my time meditating, and pray by good works.

I would be sitting around looking forward to 1841. Yup, that's when I got things allll planned out.

I do say, the leader of the roman empire sucks. of course no one will ever be as good as agustus.

I am an alien lifeform watching from above laughing at your pathetic technology as I eat cookies and wack off to some sort of alien porn.

At 10/29/09 09:23 PM, Accidents wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:54 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 10/29/09 07:17 PM, puddinN64 wrote: What are you up to?

Starting the holocaust because Jesus just died...

Lmao I'm kidding, Jews, have a sense of humor.

Lawl.

6 000 000 deaths IS pretty hilarious.

totally, man.

Ow, shit!
I'm carrying this huge as crucifix and some--Knock that shit out!!--someone just threw a rock at me!

Serving in the army of Germanicus

At 10/29/09 07:17 PM, puddinN64 wrote: It is 1,915 years before America's entry into the Second World War. The Kushan Empire has been founded and Jesus Christ has crucified.

What are you up to?

First of all, Jesus was crucified in 33 A.D. I'd probably proclaim myself as the real messiah, and enjoy 2000 years of worshiping!

At 10/29/09 08:30 PM, Archon68 wrote: I had a T-Shirt on that said, "There Be-eth no Goddeth!".

Then I laughed at Jesus and poked his dead body with a stick.

You are the biggest ass hole I know. It's ok to be atheist because frankly I don't care if you are. But it's not ok to go around and mock other religions just because you don't have the balls to face some one in real life and tell them their religion sucks. You are spineless coward who hides behind his computer screen because he's too big a pussy to face some one in the real world. FUCK YOU. You give atheism a bad name. And I bet any self respecting atheist would agree that it's ok to not believe because you are free to chose what ever you want to believe in but it is not ok to go around mocking others because they chose to believe. It's OUR choice not yours. So back the fuck off. And yes I would eagerly tell this to your face in real life. Now mind you I oppose violence as it is pointless and stupid as sin but that would not stop me from telling you all this and more. And it's not just this post it's every post you've ever made in any religious thread. It's NOT alright for you to condemn others for believing in something you don't. Grow the fuck up.

Right now, I'm in Rome. Maybe "Senator" is just a ceremonial role at this point, but dammit I've got enough wealth and slaves that I don't care. Only problem is, last night I had a bit too much wine and woke up next to a 12-year-old girl. I really don't need the IVchan Party Chariot on my case right now.

At 10/29/09 07:24 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: Playing TF2

I went to the future and brought back my PS3

How can you play it without any TV, electricity, internet, or other players, though?

I'm just chillin' in Jerusalem, in the People's Front of Judea

Not the fucking Judean People's Front.

I'm finding the cure for AIDS in my clean and shiny futuristic utopia society? Fuck shit damnit wrong time, Jesus, close enough.

Making pots out of clay.

How the shit do you guys know all this crap about history?
I swear, these "The Year is now _____" threads contain the highest percentage of correct and relevant information that you can see in General.

I'm being a Roman bachelor.

Taste my long bread and spurting wine!

ok ok sexual pun my bad

At 10/29/09 10:36 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:30 PM, Archon68 wrote: I had a T-Shirt on that said, "There Be-eth no Goddeth!".

Then I laughed at Jesus and poked his dead body with a stick.

<I'm offended>

Damn, you take it so seriously.

Nailing this message onto the town bulletin board marked "Newgrounds General"

I'm not existing.

Making a shitty thread about it.

OSHI-

I'm on board an alien spacecraft, observing my little pet experiment on this little blue-green planet, which is in a roughly 90 million mile orbit around a disregarded yellow sun, in the unfashionable western spiral arm of the galaxy.

Thread title:
It is now 30 A.D.

I'm pretty sure it's 2009, but I haven't changed the hours on my clock in ages so i might be wrong.

I'm oppressing ma slaves

I'm just visiting via Timetravel Express (TM).