Wispa Gold.

[zrick]

By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

[Itsbroken2]

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote: By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

Never heard of it. Care to tell us something about it and why it is so great?

[SashaSexyFur]

At 10/29/09 06:29 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote: By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

Never heard of it. Care to tell us something about it and why it is so great?

Ive never heard of it either. Is it foreign?

[YeOldeSierra]

I've seen them in shops before. I've never bought one before though. What makes it different from the regular Wispa?

[zrick]

At 10/29/09 06:29 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote: By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

Never heard of it. Care to tell us something about it and why it is so great?

When you unwrap one of these bad boys it's like opening a little piece of personal heaven. When the bubbly chocolate first metls on your frantic lips its as though there is no-one else around you at all - You feel all alone as it slides down your throat slowly.

When you think you've reached an absolute climax of ectasy, you find yourself surprised, yet nervously excited by the gooey carael substance dripping sexily down your cheek and onto your now-throbbing penis. Ohh!

[Centurion-Ryan]

At 10/29/09 06:32 PM, zrick wrote: When you think you've reached an absolute climax of ectasy, you find yourself surprised, yet nervously excited by the gooey carael substance dripping sexily down your cheek and onto your now-throbbing penis. Ohh!

The fuck?

Wispas filled with caramel?

I need one of these.

[therealanimator]

must have chocolate...

[Itsbroken2]

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote:

By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

Sounds like a good candy bar then.

[Jamoke]

Counterpoint: Wafernusse is actually the greatest chocolate bar in the universe. Your move.

[zrick]

At 10/29/09 06:59 PM, Jamoke wrote: Counterpoint: Wafernusse is actually the greatest chocolate bar in the universe. Your move.

Oh shit, it looks like checkmate Jamoke. I'm a sucker for anything containing hazelnut. I'm guessin' that bar is like the Bueno.

[yurgenburgen]

It's a Wispa containing caramel. Not bad.

I always like the Cadbury "Fudge" bars though.

[zrick]

At 10/29/09 07:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's a Wispa containing caramel. Not bad.

I always like the Cadbury "Fudge" bars though.

They're not bad, but nothing compared to the mighty Freddo bars. You know what I do like though?Fucking Snickers bars. When you bite into a Snickers bar, you feel like a proper man. The same goes for Yorkies.

[LOLZILLA]

I like to sit on them and slowly melt them into my anus. They're just that good.

[zrick]

At 10/29/09 07:27 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I like to sit on them and slowly melt them into my anus. They're just that good.

I don't suppose I can film you one time man?

[ErickBg3]

Never had it.. D:

[TylerDurden121]

I had one the other day......it sucked.

[BabiesAteMyDingo]

English 'Chocolate' is by far the best in the world. Please Americans only defend Hershey's if you actually have eaten Cadburys' chocolate before.

The only problem with British chocolate is that it is so fake. Only 2% of it is actually coco, whilst the rest is synthetic milk and a lot of sugar. But I don't mind, because it tastes fantastic.

So yes I agree. Wispa Gold is the best chocolate bar ever.

[therealanimator]

At 10/29/09 06:59 PM, Jamoke wrote: Counterpoint: Wafernusse is actually the greatest chocolate bar in the universe. Your move.

hmmm jamoke i have to say that wispa is the king of chocolate. go buy some and see for yourself.

[Jamoke]

At 10/29/09 08:35 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: English 'Chocolate' is by far the best in the world. Please Americans only defend Hershey's if you actually have eaten Cadburys' chocolate before.

I don't like Hersey's, and I'm not that American that I can't admit that it is indeed poor quality chocolate. Cadbury's is sold abundantly here in America as well, especially at Easter time, however I do not find that English chocolate is the best. Brit candy is sweeter than most, but Belgian and German chocolate are by far the most superior imo.

The Spanish also make excellent milk chocolate, really great stuff. They have a candy that is basically whipped chocolate infused with microscopic air pockets that gives it a most unique texture. Even in America where we can get anything from anywhere on a regular basis, I can't find any candy product like it.

[GiantDouche]

At 10/29/09 09:31 PM, Jamoke wrote: Cadbury's is sold abundantly here in America as well, especially at Easter time, however I do not find that English chocolate is the best. Brit candy is sweeter than most, but Belgian and German chocolate are by far the most superior imo.

Cadbury has probably the best milk chocolate bar known to man. German chocolate is good as far as dark chocolate goes in my opinion. I don't see anyone topping Cadbury though. It's like eating a chocolate Jesus.

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 10/29/09 06:29 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote: By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

Never heard of it. Care to tell us something about it and why it is so great?

It's a British thing. British people are incredibly sad (I'm one of them) and get obsessed with retarded things like X-factor and chocolate bars.

Well about a decade ago there was a chocolate bar called the wispa. Now nobody actually liked the wispa bar then, because it tasted like a mutated aero bar, without the bubbles. So Cadbury's discontinued it.

A few fat people (most of the UK) didn't took kindly to this, and started to send their turds in the mail, along with the odd aborted foetus. It was a revolution in order to "bring back the Wispa". All this culminated with the great obese suicide marathon in 2002. Ever wonder what would happen if 1,000 70 stone drove their mobility scooters off Big Ben? Yeah it wasn't a pretty sight.

Needless to say Cadbury's took note of the mass suicide, which some considered tragic, and most considered hilarious. In 2008 they "brought back" the Wispa, to much applause. Obese teenage girls wearing tank tops and "belt" skirts (the normal look in the UK) would orgasm at the very sight of a Wispa bar. I should know, I work in a Tesco Supermarket (Fresh and Easy in the US)

Example:

FAT SLUT: OOOH BETH LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
FAT BETH: Ooooooooh, its a wispa bar. Oooooooooh there so good.
FAT SLUT: I'm cumming every where, look its dripping out of my camel toe.
SUPERVISOR: Clean up on Aisle ten
ME: Oh god, not more female jism.... I'll get the mop :(

Anyway, after a short boost in sales, mainly from obese teenage whores and fatties in mobility scooters, sales began to drop. People were realising, after a year, that the Wispa bar, was indeed, just another fucking bar of chocolate. And not a particularly good one either. Cadbury decided to introduce the Wispa Gold. It was the exact same chocolate bar, only with a bit of caramel in it. Needless to say, the obese and the fatties were in heaven. They still cum in the middle of my store, and I have to mop it up.

Where will the UK go from here? Hopefully underwater.

[Fifty-50]

I've never heard of it. Does it taste like poop?

[Diglet]

I love these.

[noodle144]

At 10/29/09 06:28 PM, zrick wrote: By far the greatest chocolate bar in the Universe. Discuss.

lol, I actually have one right now, and yes best chocolate bar ever.

[BabiesAteMyDingo]

At 10/29/09 09:31 PM, Jamoke wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:35 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: English 'Chocolate' is by far the best in the world. Please Americans only defend Hershey's if you actually have eaten Cadburys' chocolate before.

I don't like Hersey's, and I'm not that American that I can't admit that it is indeed poor quality chocolate. Cadbury's is sold abundantly here in America as well, especially at Easter time, however I do not find that English chocolate is the best. Brit candy is sweeter than most, but Belgian and German chocolate are by far the most superior imo.

The Spanish also make excellent milk chocolate, really great stuff. They have a candy that is basically whipped chocolate infused with microscopic air pockets that gives it a most unique texture. Even in America where we can get anything from anywhere on a regular basis, I can't find any candy product like it.

Jamoke. I have an apology to make. Belgian chocolate now makes my favourite English chocolate seem, well rubbish! And yes we all now English stuff is cheap, sweet, rot-a-hole-your-stomach. But you still have to love it.

[Ragnarokia]

I was always a fan of the Bueno, sadly it was always cheap and had fuck all in it.