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It's never satisfying.

As you proceed, your instincts tell you to thrust, but the act becomes tedious, and you start to think again. You ponder what you're doing, and then you realize that it's meaningless, that the girl and you and everything around you will be decomposing molecules chewed-on by worms in a hundred years, and that a fifty years after that, whatever offspring you produce from the act will be decomposing molecules chewed-on by worms. And then you start to get that existential disgust for for the stupidity and the banality of it all, the sheer ferocity with which this dull and repetitive act is parroted across the human community as if it were the most wonderful thing ever experienced in the universe, instead of the mechanism by which our destructive species continues its pointless destructiveness.

And that's when I climb off the bewildered and drunken woman, put on my clothes. and drive home with that sinking feeling in my stomach that participating in such an act again would be a humiliation beyond the capability of words to describe.

At 10/29/09 12:25 AM, LardLord wrote: stuffs

A bit pessimistic aren't ya now.

At 10/29/09 12:30 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: A bit pessimistic aren't ya now.

What the hell can I say? We're a group of glorified monkeys operating at hundreds of times the intellectual capacity, and we either can't even stop and realize, or are unwilling to, that the mechanism of our pleasure is also the mechanism of our planet's destruction, and that in all honesty, none of us will will ever matter; we'll all end up as subatomic particles cast into the void of space, and realistically, the universe will never even know or care that we ever existed.

lol this is going to sound weird.

but i feel the best part is the physical contact. Having her physically allover you and just going on raw panting instincts it's nice.

The best part is simply being one with the person you love.

But in the pleasure aspect,

When shes on top and lifts up, leaving just the tip of the head in, tightens, then pushes down.

Try it, its fucking heaven on earth...

At 10/29/09 12:49 AM, Blizzaine wrote: The best part is simply being one with the person you love.

Love; it's a series of chemical signals that predisposes a person to reproduce with a particular well-suited mate who may possess a certain set of genetically desirable features. The idea that love is anything more than simply that is patently false. You meet them, you fuck them, they bear children, and then all purpose is lost in a relationship, which is why infidelity is basically omnipresent in all societies -- the human propensity to fuck will rule the day until our species is erased from the earth. Which it will be in due time, after our organic particulates have been recycled a few hundred times.

climax!

Lighting the cigarette up right afterward.
And then cuddles :3

At 10/30/09 01:25 AM, PennyPigtails wrote: Lighting the cigarette up right afterward.
And then cuddles :3

agreed, also congrats on your 1000, post.

At 10/30/09 01:28 AM, kanon1 wrote:

At 10/30/09 01:25 AM, PennyPigtails wrote: Lighting the cigarette up right afterward.
And then cuddles :3

agreed, also congrats on your 1000, post.

I feel like I wasted it!
But OH WELL! :D

At 10/29/09 12:25 AM, LardLord wrote:
And that's when I climb off the bewildered and drunken woman, put on my clothes. and drive home with that sinking feeling in my stomach that participating in such an act again would be a humiliation beyond the capability of words to describe.

This is what i'm expecting for my first time

The part where I take a huge dump afterwards

Once he pulls out my ass.

oh wait.

Best part: Cumming all over her face and into her mouth. SOOO fucking hot man, its like having a second oprgasm seeing that shit run down her face. ESPECIALLY if shes wearing glasses.

BEST part of sex (ive ever had)

NO LIE

i was about to cum, and this girl licked my assshole. i fucking screamed. i dont know wtf that shit was, and i know that i dont want it again, but it felt so different. im not even sure if it was even good lol

At 10/30/09 01:13 AM, LardLord wrote: a bunch of stuff

ok thats fine and dandy, but have you thought of the phrase 'living in the moment"? you should try it out for the next 60 years.

I don't really have a favourite part :/ I'M A BORING PERSON.

Also roleplay. Spank me drill Sargent, SPANK ME!

getting your ass filled with man juices MM

At 10/29/09 12:25 AM, LardLord wrote: stuff

Your like that emo kid who will never enjoy anything because he/she thinks it's pointless

of course its pointless, but that doesn't stop people from enjoying it

The feeling of her breasts against your chest. Another nice part is how tight her vagina is at first, if you don't mess around before penetration. Other than that, cumming all over her is awesome.

Protip: most girls think its disgusting.

I love it when a girl is riding me and puts her hands behind her head as she's bouncing up and down.

It's kinda hot. Why the fuck am I posting this?

when its with your lover, it is the sense of completeness.

when it is just a one night stand, it is multiple orgasms... let me just say that if you are a virgin, don't even try to assume what multiple orgasm feels like... there is nothing to compare to!!!

At 10/30/09 05:14 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: ok thats fine and dandy, but have you thought of the phrase 'living in the moment"? you should try it out for the next 60 years.

What does "living in the moment" serve to do in terms of justifying my existence? That's the attitude of someone who simply doesn't understand how easily this world will disappear from the universe without so much as a whimper, erasing any of that life lived "in the moment" and thus erasing any significance gained from it.

At 10/30/09 07:29 AM, snapper5 wrote: of course its pointless, but that doesn't stop people from enjoying it

Your "enjoyment" is nothing more than a chemical stimulant called dopamine which evolution decided to implant in your brain in order to encourage you to replicate yourself. The entire reason you exist is to generate children and continue the human race. "Enjoyment" exists only in your animalistic single-minded mentality, and means nothing beyond it. Nobody and nothing will ever care that you felt any enjoyment, thus negating any reason for experiencing it.

It's all rather kafkaesque, isn't it?

At 10/28/09 04:29 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The part where you're fucking her up her tight ass and spit on her back to trick her into thinking you already came on her back, and when she turns her head in puzzlement and looks at you, WHAM! Donkey punch to the face.

Holy shit i thought i was the only person that has thought of this lol not smart though the girl gets very angry lol skeet in they eye why they turn around just priceless to see the look on the face then most likely wont get to finsh lol

Sticking it in, and then watching the girl scream and writhe and stratch you as she orgasms. Then carrying on through her cumming.

Then the cuddles afterward when she lies on my chest and falls asleep and I slip on my shades and groan "aaaw yeah"

Depends how it goes really, the climax can even be painful! The last few seconds before climax are good though.

At 11/1/09 11:59 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Depends how it goes really, the climax can even be painful! The last few seconds before climax are good though.

Bahaha, like you've ever had sex.

At 10/28/09 03:31 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I expected it to feel amazing, and it did feel amazing. The best part of sex though, as homosexual as it sounds, is the emotion between you and the person you're having it with.

Hell yeah. Then it's not just sex, it's making love.

When I was a virgin I thought the best bit would be the climax. But now I think the best part is after, when you and your girlfriend are cuddling and kissing and talking about how much you love each other.

At 10/28/09 03:28 PM, Kwing wrote: This is rather vulgar considering how I usually post, but I was curious as to what the best 'part' of it is. Naturally, the answer is a matter of opinion, so I'd like to you say what you think the best part of sex is. For all you virgins, a simple hypothesis is fine. If (scarce as you are) some of you aren't virgins, I'd like what you thought it would be before you had sex, and what you thought afterward.

Strange questions, I know... But hey, I'm curious.

most people arnt virgins and the best part of sex is the last 3 senconds of it u know what happens then
;)

Before my first time I was excited. Now, I'm not.