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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:37 PM
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"If we didn't have sex at least three times a day, I felt moody and irritable,"
I want her.
Discuss.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:38 PM
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It's over 900!
Posted at: 10/28/09 12:40 PM
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they need to invent a new word. the one that comes after smut.
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She has no self-respect left.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:41 PM
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At 10/28/09 12:40 PM, Mostasteless wrote: they need to invent a new word. the one that comes after smut.
snut?
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:42 PM
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Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.
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Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable. I would so like at least find out what kind of meds she's using! Honestly, I really don't even find her that attractive.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:45 PM
At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children?
Yeah really...Most birth control is 99% effective? So that means statistically she should have gotten pregnant 9 times?
Posted at: 10/28/09 12:47 PM
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At 10/28/09 12:45 PM, milinko959 wrote: Yeah really...Most birth control is 99% effective? So that means statistically she should have gotten pregnant 9 times?
I think generally it's much more than 99% effective, and that number is used just to show that it's not 100% effective to avoid being sued etc.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:52 PM
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I bet her snatch looks like an abandoned airplane hangar that an enterprising young jew has set up a mayonnaise shop in.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:58 PM
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At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, milinko959 wrote: Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.
if it was a man id be impressed enough to give him the title of modern day quagmire, but sadly its just another crazed sex addict.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:00 PM
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At 10/28/09 12:52 PM, Pre-K-Prostitute wrote: I bet her snatch looks like an abandoned airplane hangar that an enterprising young jew has set up a mayonnaise shop in.
I bet it's the saggist vagina anyone has ever saw.
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Shit... I know her!
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:02 PM
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Good for her!
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:10 PM
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Oh no! And she made me feel so special that night.......
Posted at: 10/28/09 01:17 PM
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:29 PM
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i wonder how man STDs she has
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:32 PM
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Is it even special for a women to have a lot of sex? I mean, you don't have to do much except enter a room and ask one question.
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At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable.
Hurf-durf, condoms, pulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient. She's doing almost everyone that catches her eye so I'm sure she's not above a little babybatter in her grill.
Posted at: 10/28/09 01:34 PM
At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote: At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable.Hurf-durf, condoms, pulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient. She's doing almost everyone that catches her eye so I'm sure she's not above a little babybatter in her grill.
Yeah, I doubt that those work 900/900 times. I doubt they work 700/900 times. She is probably on birth control.
Posted at: 10/28/09 01:35 PM
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HEFNER, WHAT DOES THE WHORE-O-METER SAY ABOUT HER SLUTINESS? ITS OVER 900!! 900?!
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:36 PM
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I am 28 And i had sex with only 4 people in my life. Good lord poor girl must not have a life. over 900! I think she is fibbing. that would be almost 1 a day for almost three years. good lord she needs help if she has sex that much. I have not had any in 3 years or so.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:48 PM
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A truly sad human being. Makes you wonder what's missing in her life that she feels sex is the only way to make herself feel better.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:50 PM
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That's pretty disgusting.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:52 PM
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If the thread title included another "0", I wouldn't have believed it. But nine-hundred? That's very insane. I also would have expected a male to be more into something like this rather than a female, but once again, I stand corrected.
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At 10/28/09 12:37 PM, BeRightBackk wrote:
Why? It'd be like inserting a pencil into a bucket.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:54 PM
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Of course, the most effective birth control! Especially when you're having sex 3 times a day!
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:56 PM
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Its called self restraint lady. over 900 men, probably an equall amount of STD's.
Look how she's trying to look attractive in the photo. But you know her vag looks like a pair of floppy elephant ears x.x
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