But not just literally; painfully literally. Make a person go "wow, that is ridiculously inane, that interpretation of those lyrics right there. It's obvious that it's a metaphor, why would you even do that I don't even..."
The idea is to draw a picture in MS Paint, or a similar program, of the literal interpretation of obvious figurative language within some lyrics. You want the effect of a really bad pun,.
You want your picture to say "me-owch".
Let's get the lack of creativity rolling. I want some pragmatism up in this hole.
"When you came in, the air went out..."
Bad Things - Jace Everett