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I never had really painful experience, guess I'm lucky.

Had a busted toenail that was partway out when I was around 12. My uncle had to hold me down while my aunt pulled the rest of it out so it woulldn't get infected...I was trying and squirming to hit my uncle who plainly stated...."dont hit me kiddo or you'll have worse pain than that toe to worry about." We got it out and it grew back eventually.

Had 8 out of 10 fingers smooshed when I stretched and had my fingers wrapped around the back hatch part of our vw. All I could do was scream 'Fuckin' Biiiiiitccchhh"!!! My mom appologized profusly saying she did not know my figners were back there at the time. That ws the first and last time I put my hands back there.

Are you serious? If this isn't a crack at your username, or a made up story, then what a douche bag. This is why I'm afraid to sleep sometimes. I've only been electrocuted once or twice, and it wasn't even that much volts, but it's the weirdest feeling in the world and it's quite unpleasant.

that sounds painful

ouch, almost as bad as when i stabbed myself with a dirty needle and almost got aids (seriously)

Volts are the new legal drug...

ZAP ME UP BABY !

I will say getting kicked in the parts hurts, a lot. You think a little tap hurts, and then you get kicked with all of someone's strength. But it doesn't hurt at first. Its more of a lingering pain, like something that is very hot feels cold at first and then turns hot. There are only few other pains in this world that can match a full-fledged kick to the nuts.

Like heartbreak, but then again, I want to keep this on physical pain. I would say that accidentally spilling or rubbing hot sauce on your one-eyed wonder worm hurts excruciatingly.

At 10/28/09 09:00 AM, Carmilla wrote: I gave birth without medication. All of you can shut up now.

If it's so hard, why are there so many people in the world? Huh? HUH?!

You should've grabbed his cock

Fuck the pain! What about the Xbox?!?!?!

At 10/29/09 08:24 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/28/09 09:00 AM, Carmilla wrote: I gave birth without medication. All of you can shut up now.

If it's so hard, why are there so many people in the world? Huh? HUH?!

The important part was "without medication" if I'm not mistaken.
Its hardly a cake walk with it, but without it..

I smell something, your legs are closed so it's not fish, ah I know

Bawww, do you need ol' Uncle BBS to give you internet cookies?

Oh you one bad mo-fo huh Rude Awakening

Still posting stories about how badass everything in your world is huh?

When do you tell us about the time you wrestled a three headed tiger while the waters of Niagra falls buffeted your bare back. Or how you fought the reanimated army of Ghengis Khan with a spork.

At 10/29/09 08:28 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:24 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/28/09 09:00 AM, Carmilla wrote: I gave birth without medication. All of you can shut up now.

If it's so hard, why are there so many people in the world? Huh? HUH?!

The important part was "without medication" if I'm not mistaken.
Its hardly a cake walk with it, but without it..

Posh. That medication is new. Why were there so many people in the world back before the painkillers came around?

At 10/29/09 09:16 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Posh. That medication is new. Why were there so many people in the world back before the painkillers came around?

And how many more children and mothers died during birth before the medication?