Now, i have had quite a few painful expiriences in my life, some down to downright rotten luck and others down to my ignorant ramblings. Ive lost 4 teeth, been punch by a grown man, headbutted, stabbed (accidently) in the foot with a kebab skewer and last but not least bitten by a dog.
Amazingly, none of these were more painful than what happened to me yesterday. I have never really been good at anything technical, engineering, practical or logical. I have lived my life revelling in nonsense and expressing my views through humor. This is a source of pain, due to my way of never living down a joke and so people relieve their embarrassment on me. However i have never ever been in or experienced pain like this before.
The pain was horrible, just horrible. Ive been electrocuted before with a joke pen, a laughable pain, a little sting. This time it left me numb for 2 days. I embarrassed my friend like never before, and due to this he took prompt and to him at least, just revenge. He cut the lead of my Xbox, then spat on my cheek ( while i was asleep, may i add), then put the live wire on my cheek. I awoke instantly as 240 volts whizzed through my body, never have i felt a feeling quite as complete around my body, i couldnt see properly, hear properly or distingiush my orientation. I shot up, and then did the one thing i could.
Scream.
