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Posted at: 10/27/09 10:41 PM
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It feels nice, but it doesn't happen to me often.
Still feels nice.
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Posted at: 10/27/09 10:46 PM
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Get a smaller dick so it'll fit in your boxers.
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Posted at: 10/27/09 11:15 PM
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Mine is to big to fit through the hole!
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Posted at: 10/27/09 11:16 PM
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I'm always scared of my pants magically falling off when that happens.
Posted at: 10/27/09 11:17 PM
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At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: So today I was wearing, you know pants, and boxers. These boxers though, had no button and a very loose slit, so, inevitably, my wang came out. It just feels strange, you know? I feel like I am either exposing myself or some will be able to see a visible outline through my pants. Anyway, discuss or whatever we are supposed to do here.
Yeah, that has happened to me in many places. Feels really odd and uncomfortable. But, it makes it easy to play pocket pool.
Posted at: 10/27/09 11:44 PM
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I hate when that happens. And then you try to fix it, when it just makes it worse.
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Posted at: 10/27/09 11:47 PM
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At 10/27/09 11:44 PM, blakemo wrote: I hate when that happens. And then you try to fix it, when it just makes it worse.
I always end up making weird gyrations that make it seem my kidneys are being sandblasted by little gnomes.
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Posted at: 10/27/09 11:48 PM
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At 10/27/09 09:53 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
yet, surprisingly, humans SOMEHOW survived throughout the decades of brief wearing
That's because those "studies are a bunch of fucking bullshit.
Posted at: 10/27/09 11:55 PM
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At 10/27/09 09:45 PM, FloppyPlops wrote: i hate it when you have P.E and you have to change and you forget you're wearing loose boxers and mr. johnson pops out in front of everybody.
I'm sorry... But your name is just TOO fucking relevant to your post to ignore.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:49 AM
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:52 AM
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That happens to me all the time.
Wait.
Posted at: 10/28/09 01:55 AM
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What every happen to people freeballing?
All the cool kids do it...
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Posted at: 10/28/09 03:02 AM
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Got a boner reading this thread.
I loved when this happened to guys.
Im not gay though.
lol
Posted at: 10/28/09 03:15 AM
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I fucking hate boxers without buttons.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 03:25 AM
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it might just be me but my dick hangs down far enough to just not flop through the hole.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 03:26 AM
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At 10/27/09 09:46 PM, armorwarrior wrote: At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.Can't we all just agree on boxer briefs and be done with it?
At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.
If only people were that smart.
Posted at: 10/28/09 03:54 AM
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When I go to sleep, I wear just boxers and a shirt, when I wake up with a boner, it's always sticking out of my boxers.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 04:03 AM
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I was showing a girl a tattoo on my thigh and that happened to me, which was pretty embarrassing. Made her day though. *sigh*
Posted at: 10/28/09 07:16 AM
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A few weeks ago, I woke up in the morning with a huge, HUGE boner pointing upwards, which apparently grew out of my buttonless shorts.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 07:20 AM
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just get clothes that are in good condition, you know, nothing with holes or broken buttons
Posted at: 10/28/09 07:21 AM
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My boxers has buttons and my penis STILLS come out...
Posted at: 10/28/09 11:25 AM
At 10/27/09 10:46 PM, Hellz-Yeah wrote: Get a smaller dick so it'll fit in your boxers.
Yea ok, so you're suggesting he chops some of it off?
Posted at: 10/28/09 11:58 AM
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Adjusting's the worst bit. If you get caught you look like you've been fondling yourself.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:01 PM
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I just leave it hanging out, unless it's grating against the zipper.
That shit is uncomfortable.
Posted at: 10/28/09 12:10 PM
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I try to get my dick back inside without touching it but it ends up looking like im fucking the air, and because by boxers are really soft it feels great and i get a boner , but theres nothing to stop it from breaking the zipper and then... pray for mercy.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:52 PM
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I know. Some boxers I've used simply don't do anything with any button at all. I honestly don't know why they design them like that. I guess this might be more why I'm more into briefs. If there's a slit, it should be at the back, like the kinds you see in those old pajamas.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:53 PM
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That's why I wear jeans.
If I didn't have a penis I'd probably wear anything.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 12:54 PM
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I hate it when I feel like my dick is sticking out and I go around walking all awkwardly to get it back in, but then I find it was in the whole time :(
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:41 PM
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Boxer-briefs are the way forward.
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Posted at: 10/28/09 01:43 PM
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I think this entire thread is discreetly saying 'I have a giant penis'.
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