Forum Topic: Penis out of boxers while in pants.

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AlphaCentauri

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Posted at: 10/27/09 09:26 PM

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So today I was wearing, you know pants, and boxers. These boxers though, had no button and a very loose slit, so, inevitably, my wang came out. It just feels strange, you know? I feel like I am either exposing myself or some will be able to see a visible outline through my pants.

Anyway, discuss or whatever we are supposed to do here.

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Posted at: 10/27/09 09:27 PM

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Jeans, man. jeans.

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you should try going commando, its suprisingly delightfull!

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I don't have boxers with buttons, but I do have boxers that are pretty loose, so sometimes the dick comes out from under.

It's annoying because then it rubs against the hard jeans fabric.


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It's awesome. It's like flashing people in your mind, with no risk of being arrested.

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At 10/27/09 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's awesome. It's like flashing people in your mind, with no risk of being arrested.

^^
This

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When that happens to me I will discreetly adjust.

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Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.

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I must try this sometime. It's happened a few times, but I just put it back and never gave it a second thought.

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At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.

Briefs lower your sperm count. I have no intention of having kids but that doesn't mean I want to be firing blanks either.

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At 10/27/09 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's awesome. It's like flashing people in your mind, with no risk of being arrested.

Spot on.

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That happened to me once, and sucked cause a hot girl passed by and they were loose jeans...


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i hate it when you have P.E and you have to change and you forget you're wearing loose boxers and mr. johnson pops out in front of everybody.

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At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.

Can't we all just agree on boxer briefs and be done with it?

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whenever that happens to me, i get a strange boner, i guess its cause it feels like im exposing myself, anywho, i hate it when that happenes...

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At 10/27/09 09:45 PM, FloppyPlops wrote: i hate it when you have P.E and you have to change and you forget you're wearing loose boxers and mr. johnson pops out in front of everybody.

Hahahahhaha, LOL.

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At 10/27/09 09:45 PM, mr. johnson wrote:

i hate it when you have P.E and you have to change and you forget you're wearing loose boxers and FloppyPlops pops out in front of everybody.

Here I corrected it for you :3


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At 10/27/09 09:44 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.
Briefs lower your sperm count. I have no intention of having kids but that doesn't mean I want to be firing blanks either.

Scientists have proven that briefs lower your sperm count by such a smaller margin than boxers that it doesn't mean shit, so shut the hell up.

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At 10/27/09 09:44 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.
Briefs lower your sperm count. I have no intention of having kids but that doesn't mean I want to be firing blanks either.

yet, surprisingly, humans SOMEHOW survived throughout the decades of brief wearing

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Posted at: 10/27/09 09:56 PM

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At 10/27/09 09:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's awesome. It's like flashing people in your mind, with no risk of being arrested.

Lmao never thought of it like this before.


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Posted at: 10/27/09 09:59 PM

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It's really bad when your penis pops out of your boxers when you are running.

Unless you readjust yourself, you'll get a really bad rub eventually. Plus the bouncing is just annoying.

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Posted at: 10/27/09 10:01 PM

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i was playing ultimate frisbee in gym, my pants didn't fit. i was running and reached up for the frisbee and my shirt went up and my pants were low. my dick popped out of my boxers and flopped around while i was running. that is some funny shit.


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That's why I wear briefs


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Funny, I had that same problem today but I was wearing basketball shorts so it was 12 times worse

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It's better that way. If I could wear boxers like that every day I would.

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At 10/27/09 09:49 PM, Proottalfain wrote: At 10/27/09 09:45 PM, mr. johnson wrote:
i hate it when you have P.E and you have to change and you forget you're wearing loose boxers and FloppyPlops pops out in front of everybody.
Here I corrected it for you :3

why thank you :D

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Posted at: 10/27/09 10:18 PM

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At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Jeans, man. jeans.

I wear jeans and I still get this problem too, its really weird and you just have to sort it out

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At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: ...my wang came out. It just feels strange, you know? I feel like I am either exposing myself or some will be able to see a visible outline through my pants.

This has happened to me a few times, but not recently. It's happened while I was wearing jeans, and sometimes my head would rub against the zipper teeth. It was a rather unpleasant feeling.

But I never felt like someone would see the outline through my pants. Unless, of course, I popped a boner. That would concern me a bit, especially since it would usually happen during school. I'd usually have to fix that problem manually, but discreetly, if you get my drift.

However, it did feel quite good when it happened, as long as no zippers were involved!


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At 10/27/09 09:49 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Scientists have proven that briefs lower your sperm count by such a smaller margin than boxers that it doesn't mean shit, so shut the hell up.

Have fun with your inferior jizz.

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I hate when that happens, and it gets irritated because it's rubbing.... lol


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