Pants Zipper, Urination, And You

[Icecry0]

Do any of you actually solely use your pants zipper? I find it far too uncomfortable to have my dick be ravaged by sharp and hard metal. Whether it's a urinal or a toilet I unbutton and unzip. Probably most of you would unzip and unbutton when peeing in a toilet, but what about a urinal?

I say regardless unbutton and unzip. Just hug the urinal closely and avoid brushing against the pee tainted walls filled with who knows how much bacteria and DNA from so many different people. It takes me like an entire minute to just fish around for the hole in my underwear till I can finally unleash it and relieve myself. This can be awkward for some fellow males may be wondering what perv is stroking his stuff next to a urinal. The unbuttoning and unzipping process is almost instantaneous relief which is much more efficient than fishing around for a minute.

Worried about other weird looking males staring at your genitalia? Don't be for they are not interested. If they do however piss on their shoes and call them a gay guy (stunningly accurate for this situation).

The main question is, do you solely unzip use your zipper to urinate? Or do you both just unbutton and unzip like a free man?

[Twilight]

Either way, you're more comfortable than chicks who have to pull their jeans all the ways down.

[Zerok]

Would never dream of solely unzipping.

I don't think many dudes do... I mean, I don't pay too close attention to the urinating, habits of males in public washrooms, but there always seems to be motions to suggest the unbuttoning. In movies too. There's that ...hoisting of the pants afterward that can only be achieved after unbuttoning, 'y'know?

[Cybersief]

It takes too long to bother trying to stick my dick through that hole.

[UberCream]

Nobody uses that little boxer flap. Anyone who says they do is a liar.

[HecticCircleCrap]

I pull my boxers down just a little bit too.

[armorwarrior]

At 10/27/09 09:13 PM, UberCream wrote: Nobody uses that little boxer flap. Anyone who says they do is a liar.

I actually do, I didn't until a year ago, I figured it was less effort, but I was wrong, now I just can't break this crappy habit.

[AlphaCentauri]

I always unbutton with my left hand while unzipping with my right.

[igott]

I can't imagine who wouldn't do it the normal way.

[manonthemoon516]

I do it occasionally, but I usually find it too much of a hassle and I end up asking myself why I did it in the first place. Plus, there's the added worry that I will accidentally pull the dreaded move where you zip up and your junk isn't completely back in. Sometimes I think it's worse than getting hit in the nuts.

[HighWayStar365]

Who the fuck wears pants?

[DanceNation]

At 10/27/09 09:09 PM, Cybersief wrote: It takes too long to bother trying to stick my dick through that hole.

i have to unbutton, cant get it out any other way XD

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Nah. I unbutton and unzip. Too much of a pain otherwise. I'd likely piss my pants.

[Timmy]

At 10/27/09 09:09 PM, Zerok wrote: Would never dream of solely unzipping.

I don't think many dudes do...

This is the first time I've ever heard of someone unbuttoning and unzipping - I have always just unzipped and then dug my penis through the little hole.

I usually do that, or just drop my pants down around my ankles, 1st-grade style.

[Spaghetti14]

At 10/27/09 09:16 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I pull my boxers down just a little bit too.

Me too, so my penis goes above both layers of pants.
It's a bit more revealing, but pretty easy, and quicker.

[Stickman91]

At 10/27/09 09:05 PM, Icecry0 wrote: The main question is, do you solely unzip use your zipper to urinate? Or do you both just unbutton and unzip like a free man?

I'm a free man! All those layers of fabric and zipper teeth would do nothing but constrict and/or damage my all-important phallus. And that would be rather unfortunate, since it has served me exceptionally well over the years. No point in risking my friend's well-being, am I right?

[Shikamarana]

I put my penis through the hole.

[slayer1029]

That zipper is basically a guillotine for your dick.... PROVE ME WRONG!!
Trying to safely maneuver around that thing should be considered potential genocide.

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/27/09 10:29 PM, Shikamarana wrote: I put my penis through the hole.

That was going to be the original opening line from the Slipknot song "Duality".

[Sizzlebuzz]

I have never used my zipper in my entire life.

[FurryOwlet]

I'm going to post here because I have a penis.

[Jamoke]

Urinal: unbutton, unzip, then pull pants and underwear all the way down to ankles.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I have to unbutton and unzip. It just feels weird not to unbutton first.

[DaSadGirl]

I do. It makes me feel sexy. : ( 30something

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/27/09 09:52 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Who the fuck wears pants?

Do skin-tight body suits count?

[Hellian00]

I wear button fly's. You have to undo all the buttons to get it out.

[UnkutAcid]

Unzipping and not un-doing the button is like putting a stationary mini-chainsaw to your dick.