Megabitch!

[WhaleSnail]

Ok, One thing that I have never mentioned on this site is that I am incredibly short. I'm 13 and I only reach about a 1.38m. I pretty much walk around the school with everybody gawking at me. WHICH IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING! Some few jerks actually come up to me with a tape measure and actually measure me as I am walking along! Usually my best friend sticks up for me and gives them a kick in the shin! XD

But sadly my friend was not present when this happened:

I was called along with a bunch of other people to rehearse for awards night tomorrow night and as I was getting my name marked off, some bitch in front of me says out loud
"christ that kid is short!"
"yah thanks, bitch" I reply.
And then she just has to say that irritating little comeback in her most annoying voice possible!
"your welcome, midget shit!"

At that point I walked away. I swear to god that I felt like turning around and smacking that slut straight between the eyes!

And just so you guys know, she was that kinda girl that acts like a slut, wears black makeup, dyes their hair black and smokes pot and wags class all day.

Thus concludes my most angriest moment ever. Goodnight NG.

[PenguinKommando]

You know what they say - the bigger the post ... the shorter the poster?

[HenryNormous]

Today I took a big ol' poo.

[HenryNormous]

At 10/27/09 07:07 AM, HenryNormous wrote: Today I took a big ol' poo.

P.S. You'll get taller.

[MrPercie]

You could reply, I may be shorter than you but I and much more longer than ya....

Yeah they sound like a real asshole

[Diddy]

Headbutt them in the groin.

Only messing dude; everyone is different, you're probably a hell of a lot smarter than the assholes who do that to you, don't let it get you down.

Eventually you'll be in a higher position in society than them!

[hdxmike]

Say you put your growth energy into your penis , i know i do .

...midget...

[Jonners]

You shoulda said this "Well you're not even a midget, so what does that make you?"

geddit?

[VhsTapeclock]

Shoot her.
We ALL have someone like that at our school.
Do it. If not for yourself, do it for US.

[kaywire]

Hows the weather down there....

I mean the place you live...like in whatever country you in..like you know ?

[iateamexican]

At 10/27/09 07:02 AM, WhaleSnail wrote: I swear to god that I felt like turning around and smacking that slut straight between the *eyes!

*Ankles.

[REDSPADES]

Yeah but if you were to slap her you'd need a step ladder wouldn't you?
You could always play the card of "I am a walking woman pleaser, i'm the right height n everything!"
I bet you being mad is like when you see a kid chucking a tantrum in the store huh? Y'know, cause your so small.
Ever heard the expression "Storm in a teacup" ?

[kaywire]

YOU BETTER BE MEXICAN...or spanish.

Cause im totaly buying you!

[Dragoonwing]

All I can say is look on the bright side, you're not as short as one of my classmates in high school. She was less than a meter!

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

Perhaps you should invest in stilts?

[lawlmaster]

Look at the bright side, you could get recruited to do dangerous stunts while making yourself look like a dumbass. I'm talking about jackass btw. But most likely you'll probably get a job that pays you so much money that yu don't know what to do with it. Also the smaller you are, the easier it is to escape people in a brawl.

and short people are cute, the way they waddle.... :3

[UnkutAcid]

At 10/27/09 07:06 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: You know what they say - the bigger the post ... the shorter the poster?

That's equal to a real-life kick in the crotch.

[jarrydn]

At 10/27/09 07:02 AM, WhaleSnail wrote: And just so you guys know, she was that kinda girl that acts like a slut, wears black makeup, dyes their hair black and smokes pot and wags class all day.

Fuck, I'd rather hang out with her than you. She sounds much cooler and taller.

[spartan100]

ill admit right now im 13 and a half and im not really that tall either but look at the positive side you can climb trees and not have branches break.

[Obvious-M]

Haha 4'5! You're tiny.

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Get her drunk and fuck her. Works every time.

[therealanimator]

At 10/27/09 08:28 AM, kaywire wrote: YOU BETTER BE MEXICAN...or spanish.

Cause im totaly buying you!

what about luis?

[tdobbin]

Grab there cock salad

[HyperGumba]

Stupid bitch,this was kinda... uhh... is the definition fucking gay right?

[Tribalfusion-X]

At 10/27/09 07:06 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: You know what they say - the bigger the post ... the shorter the poster?

Then my story thread fucked me over.