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Official Man Card. 2009-10-26 23:26:36 Reply

I just found a site called Official Man Card.com, and they have all this manly stuff, but what they mainly have is, well; man cards. Pretty much a proof of manliness. I've always used "man card" metaphorically I never knew it was real.

I'm totally buying one somehow when I can. Anyone else?

Discuss.

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-26 23:29:57 Reply

What about women cards?


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 01:21:04 Reply

That's pretty badass, but I don't think I'll shell out the money for one..


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 02:32:22 Reply

At 10/26/09 11:29 PM, RoboJesus wrote: What a tremendous waste of money.

I agree. You could probably make one yourself.

You could use that money to go to a strip club

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 02:48:54 Reply

What's it for? People not secure with their masculinity??


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 02:51:45 Reply

I'm selling plots of land on Mars if you're interested.

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 02:55:05 Reply

I was almost ordering one. Why do they need my phone number? Fuck that. ATT calls enough as it is.
I even gave up one time and filled out a survey (got a free year of Guitar Player magazine, though, sweet)
and I still have a boner from the chicks foreign accent. I think it was from India.

Still, no deal for me.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 02:57:22 Reply

At 10/27/09 02:48 AM, Sensationalism wrote: What's it for? People not secure with their masculinity??

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 03:33:49 Reply

Having a "man card" = tiny dick.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 03:37:10 Reply

At 10/27/09 03:33 AM, 142201 wrote: Having a "man card" = tiny dick.

Not having a man card because it implies tiny dickness=tiny dick.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 04:52:29 Reply

lol, just remember the term man card from scrubs. But in all seriousness this just seems like kind of a waste of money, you could just make your own cards if you really want one.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 05:18:50 Reply

Just the idea of people using that as ID makes me shudder.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 05:34:21 Reply

At 10/26/09 11:29 PM, SashaSexyFur wrote: What about women cards?

I second this question.


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 09:55:12 Reply

I saw we were getting our asses handed to us here so I thought I'd clear a few things up.

Its not just a paper card, its a Plastic, hold in your hand man card. It comes with a certificate of authenticity and two revoked cards as well. You can't make your own, because it wouldn't be Authentic!

@Cybersief PM me your Name on Man Card, Flag on Man Card and a shipping address and I'll get yours in the mail.

@yurgenburgen PM me about those plots of land.

@EggSnake The only reason we take a phone number is if somethings up with the order. You wouldn't want me shipping your Man Card with "Tiffany" or "Darlene" on it, would you? We don't call insistently asking if your paying to much for insurance - that's not manly.

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 10:01:19 Reply

At 10/27/09 09:55 AM, OfficialManCard wrote: stuff

Hello alt


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 10:05:02 Reply

Who made an alt account JUST for this thread? Seriously, is that you GoS?


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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 10:06:44 Reply

At 10/27/09 10:05 AM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: Who made an alt account JUST for this thread? Seriously, is that you GoS?

No, its actually the PR manager for OfficialManCard.com. Glad you guys were checking out the site.

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Response to Official Man Card. 2009-10-27 12:01:48 Reply

You don't need a "Man Card" to prove you're a man. If you want one, fine, but don't be surprised when the rest of us ridicule you for needing a piece of paper to validate your masculinity. Manhood is in the pants and in the soul, not on a card.