I slept in the park last night.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

It was actually more pleasant than sleeping at home.

The park bench was nice and cool, the wind was quite nice, and I used a few sheets of news paper as blanket.

Eh, who needs college.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Congratulations you are now a casual hobo

[megakill]

next step is getting the clothes to match and that all important hobo smell!

[PenguinKommando]

At 10/26/09 09:39 PM, megakill wrote: next step is getting the clothes to match and that all important hobo smell!

Eau de beau.

[Timmy]

If you think that's fun, just wait until you get stabbed for your clean socks!

Personally, I could never sleep in a park like that. I'm addicted to showering, so even camping is not enjoyable for me.

However, I bet your fellow hobos have some crazy tales to tell.

[GoryBlizzard]

I slept right outside Carnegie Hall one night after a heated argument with my family, on the southeast side of 57th Street and 7th Avenue. It wasn't bad at all, and I actually would do it again.

[Mendou]

Highly interesting story, Frank.

[Yrtnej]

At 10/26/09 09:38 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Cool Story Bro

Gasp, he said the forbidden words!

I hate beds, that's why I always sleep on my couch. It's WAAAY more comfortable.

[manonthemoon516]

At 10/26/09 10:13 PM, Mendou wrote: Highly interesting story, Frank.

I see what you did there :P

Sounds like fun, but I would be scared of rape (seriously).

[BrockManson]

At 10/26/09 10:17 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:

At 10/26/09 10:13 PM, Mendou wrote: Highly interesting story, Frank.

I see what you did there :P

Sounds like fun, but I would be scared of rape (seriously).

Now obviously I don't go around raping people who sleep on benches so can't really speak for those who do, but I personally wouldn't rape anyone who doesn't spell 'colour' correctly.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

At 10/26/09 10:18 PM, BrockManson wrote:

At 10/26/09 10:17 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:

At 10/26/09 10:13 PM, Mendou wrote: Highly interesting story, Frank.

I see what you did there :P

Sounds like fun, but I would be scared of rape (seriously).

Now obviously I don't go around raping people who sleep on benches so can't really speak for those who do, but I personally wouldn't rape anyone who doesn't spell 'colour' correctly.

I AM GOING TO GO OVER THERE AND KICK UR ASS CUZ I AM A BODY BUILDER AND STUFF LOL NERD

[Obvious-M]

I sometimes like to lay face down on the floor.

[Kwing]

My first thought was an instant flashback to The Outsiders.

I can imagine the breeze being nice and it being comfortable, especially if it was temperate, but it's kind of dangerous. Someone could beat you up for no reason, crap could be crawling on you in your sleep, an owl might piss on you, or people could rob you. Maybe if you were in your back yard it would be moderately safer, but I wouldn't do that if I were you. Mind, it wouldn't be as bad if you live in a suburb or rural area, I guess.

[manonthemoon516]

At 10/26/09 10:18 PM, BrockManson wrote: Now obviously I don't go around raping people who sleep on benches so can't really speak for those who do, but I personally wouldn't rape anyone who doesn't spell 'colour' correctly.

That's an...interesting way to make a reference to another thread.

[Cybersief]

I'd be too scared of getting rapped in the middle of the night or something.

[boloneyman]

I wouldn't mind sleeping outside actually. Only in the summer though. I know the area really well so there are plenty of spots where I could be undisturbed. I would like to climb a roof somewhere and pass out there. I would bring a knife just to be safe though.

[Goldfire64]

i would sleep outside, but being in Montana it is cold as hell and the weather is screwy. one of the few times i went out camping with out a tent it was late august and i got in my sleeping bag out under the stars. it was like 70 degrees. next morning i wake up covered in snow. so yeah sleeping outside= chance of freezing my nuts off.

[FBIpolux]

Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

[GoldenHero22]

Did your parents kicked you out of the house or what?

[daves234]

Now obviously I don't go around raping people who sleep on benches so can't really speak for those who do, but I personally wouldn't rape anyone who doesn't spell 'colour' correctly.

I AM GOING TO GO OVER THERE AND KICK UR ASS CUZ I AM A BODY BUILDER AND STUFF LOL NERD

body builders don't use the internet

[TheSovereign]

At 10/27/09 12:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

I think Frank might actually like that.

[Gedveikur]

Shouldn't it be freezing at this time of year? How was the taste of the simple life of a wandering hobo?

[lolathon]

Well imagine if Pedobear was passing by or the cops now you'll have some probs but I guess the good side of it is that it's comfortable and dealers will tend to go sell drugs to you lal

[Diddy]

At 10/27/09 12:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

Or even worse, a cock.

[Rucklo]

At 10/27/09 09:00 AM, Diddy wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

Or even worse, a cock.

or your white socks stolen.

[wreckages]

this is highly believable and moderately amusing.

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

At 10/27/09 10:20 AM, Rucklo wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:00 AM, Diddy wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:06 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Careful with where you sleep at. You might wake up with a condom in your ass... : /

Or even worse, a cock.

or your white socks stolen.

Or a cock in your sock in your ass, and 2 condoms on your feet.

[phsychopath]

I know you did; I stole your virginity while you slept.

It was good.

[Rokas1337]

did you drink yourself to sleep?

[ZOMGALIENS]

Sounds like fun.