Boobs should go Quack

[Toukeman]

Judging by most of the humor related here on the BBS I thought that this would be a nice thing to share.

At lunch on Friday me and some of my dormmates are sitting down at the table talking about girlfriends we've had in the past and funny conversations we've had with them. Well one of my friends, who I will refer to as "Dan", had a interesting conversation with his current girlfriend. He went back home last week and took his girlfriend out to the movies. Apperantly on the way home he and his girlfriend began talking about boobs.

As they contiued to talk, they moved into the lack of sound boobs make when squeezed. So "Dan" tould his girl that boobs should make a funny sound when squeezed. He didn't come up with anything at the time so we all started putting in ideas for funny sounds boobs shoudld make. Moos, cuss words, even farting sounds came up as sounds boobs should make when squeezed, but we all agreed on boobs quacking when squeezed.

Why? Kinda in the same way a clowns nose goes "Honk Honk" when squeezed. "Quack Quack" seemed appropriate for the breasts that are part of the female anatomy .

So now whenever one of the guys brings a girl onto our floor we have the inside joke of going "Quack Quack" as they walk by.

TL;DR

Boobs Go Quack!!

[UnkutAcid]

I'm liking it.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Boobs should go Vroom Vroom, like "accelerationy"

[Dmabster]

intresting. Tell me more about ducky boobs.

[Masculine]

Boobs are fun to squeeze and all but women like caressing, not squeezing.

[tarahloveshentai]

At 10/26/09 06:59 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Boobs should go Vroom Vroom, like "accelerationy"

I would never lose a moment to squeeze mine if that happened.

I'm happy they don't make sound, I think that'd be awkward and almost embarrassing.

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

[Timmy]

At 10/26/09 07:02 PM, Masculine wrote: Boobs are fun to squeeze and all but women like caressing, not squeezing.

But what women like isn't what I like... *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze*

I wish boobs were malleable, like silly puddy. Then you could create cool shapes with boobs.

[tally1989]

If boobs would say quack quack every time you squeezed them, I wouldn't be able to stop squeezing them

[ilikeblamingcrap]

At 10/26/09 07:06 PM, Timmy wrote:

I wish boobs were malleable, like silly puddy. Then you could create cool shapes with boobs.

That would be cool. Some could mold them into cocks if they're Bi.

[Kittykylie]

my husband squeezes mine and goes "Eeep Eeep!!" everytime without fail. And you made him laugh at quacking boobs. Still id miss the honking noises if he stoped so im all for noisy boobies!! :D

[Toukeman]

At 10/26/09 07:03 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: I'm happy they don't make sound, I think that'd be awkward and almost embarrassing.

Sitting in the middle of class, all of a sudden everyone hears a loud "Quack Quack" because some girl crossed her arms over her chest and laid back.

I would still laugh.

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

I doesn't make a sound when ejaculates but it does make a sound doing the deed.

fap fap fap.

[ilikeblamingcrap]

At 10/26/09 07:09 PM, Toukeman wrote:

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

I doesn't make a sound when ejaculates but it does make a sound doing the deed.

fap fap fap.

Ahahahahaha. You fucking rule.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

It's sort of funny and clever, but it's more of an inside joke humor, in other words, it'd be hilarious if we were there but we weren't so it's only somewhat amusing. I don't think boobs would go quack, but I really can't think of what other sounds they would make. Quacking boobs would be awesome though, although if I squeezed a duckie pair I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter.

[Porkchop]

At 10/26/09 07:06 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:02 PM, Masculine wrote: Boobs are fun to squeeze and all but women like caressing, not squeezing.

But what women like isn't what I like... *squeeze* *squeeze* *squeeze*

I wish boobs were malleable, like silly puddy. Then you could create cool shapes with boobs.

That would be spectacular. You could roll them in the funnies and see them on the boob

[Toukeman]

At 10/26/09 07:30 PM, Porkchop wrote: That would be spectacular. You could roll them in the funnies and see them on the boob

Hold still Honey I haven't finished reading Garfield yet.

[PrinceFlea]

At 10/26/09 07:09 PM, Toukeman wrote:

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

If it did anything like it would be going off like a FireArm going off without it's safety

[Wuggawoot]

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

BOOYA!

[Figter]

There should be a horse sound every time you grab your crotch

[ChickenReaper]

At 10/26/09 07:02 PM, Masculine wrote: Boobs are fun to squeeze and all but women like caressing, not squeezing.

who cares what they want it's about what I want you would think that too if you were truly masculine

[Falonefal]

Boobs should go "up and down on my cock."

:)