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But shorter people's brains are too near their asses.

At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Yeah I'm 15 and I'm 5'5. So yeah, I could really care less about these basketball fucks! Think you're tough because you're big? Well I'd love to prove you wrong. Short people have a longer life because their blood circulation is a lot more efficient. Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter. So yeah, it's threads like chocobarelite's (or whatever the faggot's name is) that pisses me off.

Bring it on!

uh huh... and you realize that you're coming off as either a 12 year old with a napoleon complex, or you're just a troll, and the use of faggot just furthers my point..
have fun and GTFO MAH NG, good sir

At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Short people have a longer life because their blood circulation is a lot more efficient. Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter.

Link to study by reputable source or it's false.

I'm 17 and 5'11
but that is irrelevant

At 10/26/09 05:54 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 10/26/09 05:52 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote:

At 10/26/09 05:47 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Medium is 6 foot, 5'5 is short.

But at least your not a midget.

I don't know about 6 foot being medium because I'm 5' 11" and I'm taller than most of my friends except one who is 6'3"ish (somewhere around there).

I guess I have short friends.

I have short friends (including a best friend who's 5'4).
I just found out, and PM'd the guy who made this thread, that the average height is 5'9. So maybe we're medium-tall?

That's what I was thinking since they are all around the 5'7"-5'9" range. I don't treat them any differently than I do taller people, but I was waiting in line with them at the bathroom when we went to a basketball game and just noticed that I was taller than them.

OP is a troll with a Napoleon Complex, so I only have 2 things left to say:

1. Y'all NG'ers posting in a troll thread
2. I'm tall so screw you OP.

You dumbshit stop thinking all tall people are jocks, and just continue with your pathetic whining life.

Im 15 and 5'9" nearly 10 tho.

16 years and 5'6" :(

laaaaaame d00d

At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter.

Lol, I am 17 and 6,2. Im not going around raping people because they're tall so fuck you :D

At 10/26/09 06:15 PM, Siblau wrote: OP is a troll with a Napoleon Complex, so I only have 2 things left to say:

1. Y'all NG'ers posting in a troll thread
2. I'm tall so screw you OP.

I agree, tall people unite!
6'5" here!

At 10/26/09 05:43 PM, shabbo wrote: In 4th Grade I was in T.A.G and was 5'7.
Shut up.

I was in the T.A.G. program too...ah, good times...
Heh, I was 5'6? 5'4? Hell of a lot taller than the TAG teacher, though she was almost 5'1.

Oh, and midgets are all gay. They are the perfect size for sucking people's dicks without bending over, like anonymous.

It must suck being short since you must walk through us tall peoples fart clouds. and if some guy is behind you and you turn around you get a face full of balls.

I'm 6'3" and handsome. Sorry you're so ugly and short, dude. Maybe you should try being tall like me.

At 10/26/09 06:22 PM, ub3rtuba wrote: I agree, tall people unite!
6'5" here!

HELL YEA!
I'm 6'2 right now. I'm betting the OP is one of those people that buy magic growth pills.

At 10/26/09 05:41 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 10/26/09 05:39 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.

Never said I was a midget you ignorant fuck! I said that being medium size is better than being big. So go fuck yourself!

That's what she said

Wow you guys need to grow something called a brain. You know with my intellectual power God gave me I could invent a biological substance that could spurt the skeletal growth that will allow me to grow bigger than all you faggots, then I could brag. So yeah, I'd rather have the brain than the height!

At 10/26/09 06:48 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow you guys need to grow something called a brain. You know with my intellectual power God gave me I could invent a biological substance that could spurt the skeletal growth that will allow me to grow bigger than all you faggots, then I could brag. So yeah, I'd rather have the brain than the height!

I think you mean to say that Satan gave you powers, because you're short and therefore closer to the Earth's crust (and hell)... Whereas I am tall and closer to the Heavens.

At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Well I'd love to prove you wrong. Short people have a longer life because their blood circulation is a lot more efficient. Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter.

Any back up for this, or are you just pulling this out of your vertically challenged ass?

At 10/26/09 06:26 PM, CaptainCock wrote:

At 10/26/09 06:22 PM, ub3rtuba wrote: I agree, tall people unite!
6'5" here!

HELL YEA!
I'm 6'2 right now. I'm betting the OP is one of those people that buy magic growth pills.

I'm 5'11 does that count? Im 13 so im kinda tall for my age. Lets start a tall peoples club in the club forum!

Someone's a jealous bitch.

At 10/26/09 06:48 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow you guys need to grow something called a brain. You know with my intellectual power God gave me I could invent a biological substance that could spurt the skeletal growth that will allow me to grow bigger than all you faggots, then I could brag. So yeah, I'd rather have the brain than the height!

You brought it upon yourself, look at what happened to Dickneck. If you try any form of shameless self promotion then expect to be torn apart.

You think you're tough because you're trying to prove that all tall guys think they're tough? Few tall guys think that. Most tall guys are humble and quiet. It's the short guys that think they're tough shit and they can beat people up for looking at them funny.

Wow seriously statistics say that the majority of tall people work in the grocery store for the rest of their life. So yeah, better get used to it you good for nothing low lives!

At 10/26/09 07:25 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow seriously statistics say that the majority of tall people work in the grocery store for the rest of their life. So yeah, better get used to it you good for nothing low lives!

I'd rather be a grocery store clerk than... a tiny bully. *sniff*

At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Yeah I'm 15 and I'm 5'5.

I'm 15 and 5'5 as well, but I don't go around bitching at tall people.

At 10/26/09 07:27 PM, Famiry wrote:

At 10/26/09 07:25 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow seriously statistics say that the majority of tall people work in the grocery store for the rest of their life. So yeah, better get used to it you good for nothing low lives!

I'd rather be a grocery store clerk than... a tiny bully. *sniff*

And that my naive friend is the number one reason why you'll never go anywhere in life.

lol ignorance

Aww, looks like somebody feeling angsty.

I'm taller then you.

That's what I call a COOOOOLLLLLDDDD SNAP!

At 10/26/09 07:25 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Wow seriously statistics say that the majority of tall people work in the grocery store for the rest of their life. So yeah, better get used to it you good for nothing low lives!

Oh noes he's bulling me and it wasn't this bad since my last school because I changed schools and now they call me bacon.

Click on his userpage for teh reference.