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Yeah I'm 15 and I'm 5'5. So yeah, I could really care less about these basketball fucks! Think you're tough because you're big? Well I'd love to prove you wrong. Short people have a longer life because their blood circulation is a lot more efficient. Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter. So yeah, it's threads like chocobarelite's (or whatever the faggot's name is) that pisses me off.

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Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.

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At 10/26/09 05:39 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.

win

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i kick threads in the balls ...
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At 10/26/09 05:39 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.

Never said I was a midget you ignorant fuck! I said that being medium size is better than being big. So go fuck yourself!


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This is now post your height, weight, and age, thread.

5'11, 150, 16.

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At 10/26/09 05:39 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.

Lol'd.


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You're just jealous that I could kick your ass!


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In 4th Grade I was in T.A.G and was 5'7.
Shut up.

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14. 6'2. Smart as hell. Don't insult us tall people, considering a guy YOUNGER than you is over half a foot taller than you. By the way, the only tall douchebags are the jocks. Most tall guys are actually nice and stuff. :|

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At 10/26/09 05:38 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Yeah I'm 15 and I'm 5'5. So yeah, I could really care less about these basketball fucks! Think you're tough because you're big? Well I'd love to prove you wrong. Short people have a longer life because their blood circulation is a lot more efficient. Also, their reflex is a lot better, and they're smarter. So yeah, it's threads like chocobarelite's (or whatever the faggot's name is) that pisses me off.

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5'5" is pretty short. I know a guy who's 5'5" and well, he's short. I'm 6'3". You're not tall at all.

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At 10/26/09 05:44 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: 5'5" is pretty short. I know a guy who's 5'5" and well, he's short. I'm 6'3". You're not tall at all.

Well I am strong enough to kick your ass though. So fuck you!


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Hey count yourself lucjy, a guy i once upon a time slept with had the most SMALLEST cock i have ever seen (this was erect!) and he was 6" 5.

So guess being tall was shit on that part. And im cursed with tall legs, its a bag of shit. Still your size shouldnt affect you playing basketball.

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Medium is 6 foot, 5'5 is short.

But at least your not a midget.

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I don't really know if I'm short or not, I'm 16 and 5 foot 7 1/2.

I used to be a lot shorter and it was alright you get a bit more privileges but I found a lot of people don't take you as seriously.

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I wish I were a midget. Those little guys are so cute, running around and stuff...


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All short people I know are agressive, I guess you're just asking for it

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At 10/26/09 05:45 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:
At 10/26/09 05:44 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: 5'5" is pretty short. I know a guy who's 5'5" and well, he's short. I'm 6'3". You're not tall at all.
Well I am strong enough to kick your ass though. So fuck you!

You quite tough behind your keyboard and 3,000 miles away from me. I'm scared.

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At 10/26/09 05:43 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: You're just jealous that I could kick your ass!

He sounds so hardcore and scary; even though he's a 12 year old midget, HAUUUHAUU HAUU AUU
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Fuck being tall.

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At 10/26/09 05:41 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:
At 10/26/09 05:39 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Also midgets can headbut tall people's nuts.
Never said I was a midget you ignorant fuck! I said that being medium size is better than being big. So go fuck yourself!

He never said you were a midget, you illiterate fuck.


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At 10/26/09 05:45 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:
At 10/26/09 05:44 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: 5'5" is pretty short. I know a guy who's 5'5" and well, he's short. I'm 6'3". You're not tall at all.
Well I am strong enough to kick your ass though. So fuck you!

Again, shut up.

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At 10/26/09 05:47 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Medium is 6 foot, 5'5 is short.

But at least your not a midget.

I don't know about 6 foot being medium because I'm 5' 11" and I'm taller than most of my friends except one who is 6'3"ish (somewhere around there).

I guess I have short friends.


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You know, I'm the one who hates being 6 foot.

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At 10/26/09 05:52 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote:
At 10/26/09 05:47 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Medium is 6 foot, 5'5 is short.

But at least your not a midget.
I don't know about 6 foot being medium because I'm 5' 11" and I'm taller than most of my friends except one who is 6'3"ish (somewhere around there).

I guess I have short friends.

I have short friends (including a best friend who's 5'4).
I just found out, and PM'd the guy who made this thread, that the average height is 5'9. So maybe we're medium-tall?

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At 10/26/09 05:45 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:
At 10/26/09 05:44 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: 5'5" is pretty short. I know a guy who's 5'5" and well, he's short. I'm 6'3". You're not tall at all.
Well I am strong enough to kick your ass though. So fuck you!

What? Oh no I'm terrified.

Also, yeah. I'm only 125 pounds so go for it man. I'm a lover not a fighter, so if you- wait a second. What the hell am I talking about. You're half a world away from me. This is stupid.

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At 10/26/09 05:54 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: You know, I'm the one who hates being 6 foot.

Are you crazy!? Do you know how many advantages there are to being tall? For example, we can reach things on a high shelf, unlike the OP :3
Dick move Lee...Dick move...

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At 10/26/09 05:47 PM, Sytze wrote: All short people I know are agressive, I guess you're just asking for it

Little Man Syndrome is hilarious.

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I think 5'10 is the optimal height for me, not too short but not too tall. It's tough sometimes, but I pull through.

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