This is what the Mayans had planned:
December 21, 2012: Happy thirteenth era!
March 26, 2407: Happy fourteenth era!
June 28, 2801: Happy fifteenth era!
A bit boring compared to this fictional end of the world crap, isn't it? Oh shit--
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD IS AT 31ST DECEMBER 2009, THAT'S THIS YEAR!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND BUY MY BOOK AND PUT ME ON TV SO I CAN GET RICH FROM MAKING BULLSHIT CLAIMS ABOUT A WELL DOCUMENTED CALENDAR!! SPEND AND RUN, SPEND AND RUN!
Oh wait, I'll just get a new CALENDAR.