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Posted at: 10/26/09 02:18 PM

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Step 1: Hire many small children to sort out the post in a warm room with no ventilation for little to no wages, with them working overtime. If they can make shoes, then let's see what other jobs they can do.

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You do realise the post strike is in Britain; a country with laws.

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If they can get elbow deep in the sorting machinery, they are young enough to work.


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At 10/26/09 02:19 PM, Ejit wrote: You do realise the post strike is in Britain; a country with laws.

Also a country with a lot of underaged pregnancies with immature parents.

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At 10/26/09 02:21 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:19 PM, Ejit wrote: You do realise the post strike is in Britain; a country with laws.
Also a country with a lot of underaged pregnancies with immature parents.

Nontheless a country with laws.

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At 10/26/09 02:22 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:21 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:19 PM, Ejit wrote: You do realise the post strike is in Britain; a country with laws.
Also a country with a lot of underaged pregnancies with immature parents.
Nontheless a country with laws.

Laws can be changed.

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At 10/26/09 02:24 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Laws can be changed.

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How To Stop The Postal Strike:

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I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.


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But then the workers will unite and overthrow the capitalist pigs oppressing them.

I love the idea of communism and a worker's revolution, but I don't want kids to be the one in charge of the country when it happens.

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At 10/26/09 02:21 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:19 PM, Ejit wrote: You do realise the post strike is in Britain; a country with laws.
Also a country with a lot of underaged pregnancies with immature parents.

Dont forget the miniorities!

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I hate postmen, long live courier services.

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At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.

Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?

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At 10/26/09 04:11 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.
Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?

Activate the kill chips in them.

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At 10/26/09 04:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 10/26/09 04:11 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.
Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?
Activate the kill chips in them.

These are robots we're talking about here, they'll probably make sure to remove the chips before going on strike.

I mean, if regular postmen managed it...

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Another solution, deliver the post yourselves.

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Well, I got my post on Friday and Saturday.

The Queen obviously likes me better then you lot.

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At 10/26/09 04:19 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:
At 10/26/09 04:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 10/26/09 04:11 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.
Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?
Activate the kill chips in them.
These are robots we're talking about here, they'll probably make sure to remove the chips before going on strike.

I mean, if regular postmen managed it...

EMP rounds, then. We gonna be having a robot huntin' season, gonna be lots of scrap metal to use.

... I'll start making the sentries.

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I for one think the idea of transporting mail through a system of underground tubes is great

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At 10/26/09 04:39 PM, hdxmike wrote: I for one think the idea of transporting mail through a system of underground tubes is great

The internet is tubes.

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At 10/26/09 04:39 PM, hdxmike wrote: I for one think the idea of transporting mail through a system of underground tubes is great

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