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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 03:30 PM Reply

And in 2 months jacob black will be the best werewolf. Thanks for fucking everything up, mr. sparkles in the sunlight.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 03:38 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 11:15 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Yo dumbfuck, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Blade was the best vampire of all times.

^^ This.

No, twilight won't stand the test of time.
Dracula will.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 03:52 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vampire Willow was obviously the best Buffyverse vampire, anyway.

So popular they even made a figure.

Spike >


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 03:58 PM Reply

David, de The Lost Boys est mon favori.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:20 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 03:52 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vampire Willow was obviously the best Buffyverse vampire, anyway.
So popular they even made a figure.

Spike >

Spike peaked in about season 4, and then it was all downhill from there when he fell in love with Buffy and that. Was awesome again in Angel season 5, though.

The second vampire Willow episode is one of my favourites. It's almost as ace as The Zeppo.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:24 PM Reply

I bet Robert Pattinson is looking at this and smacking his head against the keyboard. He actually hates Twilight and hates the character he plays. Pretty much he's doing this for the cash, but I am pretty fucking sure if he saw this poll he would be fucking outraged.

Fuck, women are stupid.

Oh, and Stephanie Meyer is a horrible writer who needs some serious fucking help. Look, writing shitty vampire fanfictions where your characters are Mary Sues is fine (well not really), it's when it becomes published is the problem.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:36 PM Reply

This is pretty much why I think vampires are gay now. Damnit Twilight, why do you have to ruin everything? Vampires were cool until you came along.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:37 PM Reply

RRGGGHHHH Wooldoor SMASH! *goes out and breaks stuff*


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:44 PM Reply

As bareable as Twilight is (I'll still watch the movies, and I bought the soundtrack to New Moon. Iz gud :D), this angers me. I wanna bash a face or two. It's only because the series is hot right now.

I'd have to say Dracula, the original (to my knowledge) fictional vampire, myself.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Let's look at the pros and cons of each main vampire: Edward Cullen and Dracula

Edward
Pros: Moves fast, stopped a van, killed some guy
Cons: Sparkles in sun, pussy bitch, has a vagina, sparkles in sun, lubby dubby, adored by thousands of 9 year old girls, sparkles in sun

Dracula
Pros: Bloodthirsty being with a god damn scorpion tail who shoots fire from his eyes. also he flies around on trained bats and has extreme precision with throwing knives. He also defeated an army of zombies and then killed the Zombie King by stabbing lots of zombies with his scorpion tail, burning them and stabbing them. Then he sent the Zombie Kings train off a cliff.
Cons: He didn't jump out of an F-16 piloted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then fire bazookas at the zombies, before calling in his ninja squadron and fucking raping the zombie shit,

Actual excerpt from the book:
"I guess you're not undead any more, asshole," said Dracula as he yanked his tail out of the zombie's pierced skull.

"DRACULA! LOOK OUT!"

Dracula turned, the roar of the speeding train pounding his ears. It was Jameson, standing atop the car behind him, wind whipping through his cloak.

"THE TRACKS END!"

Dracula spun and saw that in fact the train was running out of track, the bridge ending in a tangled ruin jutting over a 500-foot drop into the lava below. Dracula and Jameson jumped from the train just as it flew off into the boiling expanse. As Dracula tumbled to a stop, he saw the face of the Zombie King frozen in the rear window of the plummeting train. It's mouth opened wide to scream, "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"

Then, there was nothing. The zombie hordes had been defeated once and for all.

THE END.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:52 PM Reply

nobody has respect for originals nowadays. We are slowly declining to the point where anything goes, People think twilight is better than Dracula. I asked someone what they thought about it and they said they haven't even heard of Bram Stoker's Dracula. At this point i raged beyond belief


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 08:12 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 11:30 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/26/09 11:27 AM, FBIpolux wrote:
Anyways, last good Vampire stuff I remember watching was Buffy.
If you're serious, respect for you ^

Yeah, I used to watch every episode when I was younger. Never watched the Angel series though.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 08:14 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 11:17 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Fucking Bullshit.

Was just gonna say, WHERE THE FUCK IS NOSFERATU/ COUNT ORLOK!?


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 04:20 PM, TheMaster wrote:
Spike peaked in about season 4, and then it was all downhill from there when he fell in love with Buffy and that. Was awesome again in Angel season 5, though.

The second vampire Willow episode is one of my favourites. It's almost as ace as The Zeppo.

I know what you mean. That chip really limited Spike in terms of badassery. I still loved some of his comedic moments though. Like when he tries to stake himself in Xander's basement or when he lived with GIles. I didn't see much of the last season of Angel, but I remember Spike was playing Xbox with Illaryia and I absolutely loved it. I think I liked him best when he was still with Dru though.

I love when Angel hints that human Willow is gay in that episode. Definitely one of my favorite moments of the series. I really love Once More With Feeling. Joss is really great at writing music.

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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 09:08 PM Reply

these fuckers have obviously never seen Hellsing 2:47 is where the fun begins.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 09:16 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 09:12 PM, H-K-S wrote: I think not.

Shits hit the fan, Blade's pissed.


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Response to Robert Pattinson Is "best Vampire" Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 09:19 PM Reply

At 10/26/09 09:12 PM, H-K-S wrote: I think not.

Hahahaha....great picture.


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