Let's look at the pros and cons of each main vampire: Edward Cullen and Dracula
Pros: Moves fast, stopped a van, killed some guy
Cons: Sparkles in sun, pussy bitch, has a vagina, sparkles in sun, lubby dubby, adored by thousands of 9 year old girls, sparkles in sun
Pros: Bloodthirsty being with a god damn scorpion tail who shoots fire from his eyes. also he flies around on trained bats and has extreme precision with throwing knives. He also defeated an army of zombies and then killed the Zombie King by stabbing lots of zombies with his scorpion tail, burning them and stabbing them. Then he sent the Zombie Kings train off a cliff.
Cons: He didn't jump out of an F-16 piloted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then fire bazookas at the zombies, before calling in his ninja squadron and fucking raping the zombie shit,
Actual excerpt from the book:
"I guess you're not undead any more, asshole," said Dracula as he yanked his tail out of the zombie's pierced skull.
"DRACULA! LOOK OUT!"
Dracula turned, the roar of the speeding train pounding his ears. It was Jameson, standing atop the car behind him, wind whipping through his cloak.
"THE TRACKS END!"
Dracula spun and saw that in fact the train was running out of track, the bridge ending in a tangled ruin jutting over a 500-foot drop into the lava below. Dracula and Jameson jumped from the train just as it flew off into the boiling expanse. As Dracula tumbled to a stop, he saw the face of the Zombie King frozen in the rear window of the plummeting train. It's mouth opened wide to scream, "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Then, there was nothing. The zombie hordes had been defeated once and for all.