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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:32 PM
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i have seen roughly 4 horror movies in the past week and a half and I think they have totally screwed with my mind. I keep thinking that little zombie kids are going to come out of the walls and eat me(Trick 'r Treat) , or worse, a demon will posses me(Paranormal Activity).I also saw The Ring a long time ago and it is still haunting me. I don't know how long my mind (or body) will last, but please help me by posting any suggestions of what to do. Help!
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:33 PM
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Get a therapist, mkay
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:37 PM
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You're overreacting.
Chill out, it's just a movie.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:38 PM
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Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more...
It's a couple of shitty movies, so what?
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:39 PM
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Ok, zombiers, for a fact are not real, seriously, and all horror film are usualy filed with face ideas soooo, go to a place that you feel safe at, get a therapist, pay the bills, go to sleeps. We'll see you in-- wait, umm, YOU SEE NOTHING!
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:40 PM
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You should probably just stop watching horror movies.
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I doubt anyone alive has ever seen a zombie movie and then has been attacked by zombies. Just think about the statistics.
Posted at: 10/25/09 10:45 PM
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I don't suppose this helps?
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:46 PM
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I recommend a heavy dose of listening to Enya.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." --Albert Einstein
At 10/25/09 10:40 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: I doubt anyone alive has ever seen a zombie movie and then has been attacked by zombies. Just think about the statistics.
True, true. But what about that one guy in New Jersey who was attacked by a zombie bear after succesfully watching The Exorcist?
Posted at: 10/25/09 10:47 PM
At 10/25/09 10:45 PM, Arandompeople wrote: I don't suppose this helps?
Nice find! Where did you find that?
Posted at: 10/25/09 10:48 PM
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zombies couldnt do anything due to decay and rigor mortis
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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:50 PM
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Zombie problem: Grab a crow bar, Shotgun, lots of food and hide in attic.
Possestion: sorry, can't help you on this one.
I only handle zombie related things.
Posted at: 10/25/09 10:53 PM
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I came up with an idea for a hypnotherapist that raped people while trying to scare myself. I don't think it gets scarier than that.
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At 10/25/09 10:47 PM, shadow50000 wrote: At 10/25/09 10:45 PM, Arandompeople wrote: I don't suppose this helps?Nice find! Where did you find that?
Just google smile.dog.
Posted at: 10/25/09 10:57 PM
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At 10/25/09 10:39 PM, DaMiStudios wrote: Ok, zombiers, for a fact are not real,
Yeah...there's totally no proof whatsoever.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 11:04 PM
Oh Sh@#! There here. Help!!!!! No. Get your candy worm gummies away from me zombie!!! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!.( How am I typing this if i'm being torn to shreds by zombie candy gummy kids?) Any advice? A Boomstick would be helpful right now. Please stop eating that part of my body zombie kids! It probably will infect you with all kinds of diesiese! Help me Chuck Norris!!! (Or God, but Chuck Norris would be much more helpful). So what now? I've been torn to shreds by zombie gummie worm kids and i'm still a virgin. Advice? Should I call 911, or just go to heaven?(or Hell)? Reply to my screams of terror Newgrounders. Oh, and enjoy your lives while you still can. That's all that matters. This has been a public service anouncment from the area only known as: My useless pile of sh@# brain. ParagonX9 rules. That is all. Good Night.
Posted at: 10/25/09 11:07 PM
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DAng i used to have that, but my mind is corrupted now XD
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