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I totally annihilated a water fountain.... knocked it right off the wall.

They called me the fountainslayer even for years after I graduated

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I broke a cabinet on accident.

Never. Destroying property for no reason is stupid and pointless.

Stealing on the otherhand...

I drew dicks in my textbook if that counts.

i broke a school mic in anger..

I stole the bus's license plates once. They tried to sue me unsuccessfully.

When it was night, I snook out of my dorm and shot a window with a paint ball gun..

At 10/25/09 09:14 PM, gr8job wrote: i ripped the seat open on my bus last year.

Yeah, same here. Weird what color the stuff inside it is.

I stole a bunch of weights from the gym one week.

It wasn't a comfortable walk home with nearly 75kg in my bag.

I cant belive you double posted, youre like "Wow this thread is going great the first time so I'll just keep posting the same thing to get even more hits!!
You should stop being such a one trick pony.

I used a massive hadron collider to suck my school into a black hole.

I then carved my name into the wooden floor while their was a teacher behind me..... :(

I purposefully the entire school.

It was some epic shit.

I smashed a beaker in Science. A dumb bitch who always copies me did it as well, she says it was a coincidence but no-one believed her.

I once threw a ball at a fluorescent bulb and broke it, glass everywhere.

Muahahaha, I did something even more funny, sitting next to a plug hole, I always had a broken plug with me, just the plug, which I had connected on itself.
Then, during class, I'd secretly plug it into the hole, just to see the lights go out... and the computers... everything... in the WHOLE school...
That, was, amazing.

I divided by zero and all hell unfurled.

No, srsly.

At 10/26/09 07:11 AM, weirdjamproductions wrote: I divided by zero and all hell unfurled.

No, srsly.

Nu-uh, you young grasshopper, the only place that is immune to dividing by zero is school, the only thing you will get in school if you divide by "0" is an "F"

At 10/26/09 06:02 AM, LockPad wrote: I cant belive you double posted, youre like "Wow this thread is going great the first time so I'll just keep posting the same thing to get even more hits!!
You should stop being such a one trick pony.

Who are you talking to?

At 10/26/09 06:05 AM, dogpup4 wrote: I smashed a beaker in Science. A dumb bitch who always copies me did it as well, she says it was a coincidence but no-one believed her.

That's actually kinda cute.

I broke a ping pong table it fell...i got away with it lol.

I also broke a piece of bench.
And some other kids broke a door and a window in my class lol.

Thankyou for being the biggest wasters of tax-paying money, guys.

When I had just started Secondary School, I made some new friends fairly quickly, and so one break time we all went onto the school field, we started playing a game (we were about 11 - 12, so schoolyard games were still cool) and for some reason, I started to swing from a branch of a nearby tree. A couple of moments later, we could hear snapping and I feel to the ground with the branch landing in my lap. Christ, I had some stern scouldings from the teachers, but I feel like I got off pretty light from that... although, it is just a branch.

did you just break that mop harrison?

Mine isn't great, but i can't say any specifics because I'm still technically wanted for it in an undisclosed state! Some friends and I were getting super drunk after class during year three of the "war on Terror/Ideas" when we stumbled across some stupid placard. It was actually a large one. We read it, and disagreed horribly. We all fumed and yelled loudly when we got to the part about freedom not being free, how we should lay down our freedoms to be "safe". So we took rocks and stuff (I took a silver coin :-) and started editing the polished marble surface until it agreed with our views.....several years later the god damn reward is still effing active. They posted more money for our vandalism than for a missing child, more money than finding someones lost and possibly hurt child! Those hippocrates would rather see my friends and I lose our freedoms more than rescue a child who was forcibly stripped of her freedom to live with her family!
Thats beuracracy for ya, the sign cost more to make than the child cost the state to be born, therefore making the sign more important than the child! remember that, if you ever lose someone close to you, they are worthless compared to public property! Go find them quick or you may be out of luck the next time someone scrawls "Land of the Free" and other patriotic things on a war memorial for this savage crusade against a faceless enemy.

me afdn my freind tom break stuff all the timee

I put a magnet in the school cafe machine trough the coin hole! it went apeshit and the school had to pay hundreds of euros for the repairs! no one is still suspecting me for it.

i fired a onion out of my onion cannon into my school windows, into the playground, i write all over desks with realy bad things... perminat marker on the boards, and i also knife the lockers so it shows rainbows all over the place... and 2 be truthful i think the school likes the rainbows on the lockers thing

At 10/26/09 12:44 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Broke a lot of glass thermometers during science class lol.

Were you spinning them in your fingers too?

Once in 6th grade me and my friends were throwing things at the ceiling and I thought it was a good idea to throw a paperweight from my teacher's desk. Turns out it wasn't such a good idea and I broke the ceiling tile. I ended up having to pay for a new tile.