Ever break school property?

[Dragoonwing]

Well there's your question now provide an answer. It can be anything from desks to classroom walls.

I broke my first piece of school property last night. Our college has a Gender Bender Ball every year and it took place in the back room of the cafeteria. Well my friend and I were heading to the snack machine when we got side tracked and started helping put the tables back in place for today. So I pick up a table and upon setting it on the ground, a piece that was holding the table top in place fell to the ground and the top fell over. I set it back and walked away when shortly after someone walks over to the table only to have it completely fall over. Everyone who was in the room knows that I did it but we brushed it off as it not being our problem.

TL;DR, I broke a cafeteria table last night.

So Newgrounds, what are your stories?

[gr8job]

i ripped the seat open on my bus last year.

[OddlyPoetic]

No. i'd rather not expelled.

[OfficeMan]

I ripped the black board off the wall and threw it out the window while smoking a blunt and chewing gun AT THE SAME TIME

[armorwarrior]

I crushed 5 desks with my cock, and fucked my teacher.

Turns out she's a dude...

[lilcheeselad]

I ripped the classroom in half and shit in the teachers hair

[H-K-S]

Broke time and space by ripping a void into the middle of my elementary school english room.

[GoldenHero22]

I chewed gum and used sharpies to write on the restroom wall

[Jackdabomb]

Man you guys sure are destructive I've only destroyed the school once and it was an accident.

[Dragoonwing]

At 10/25/09 09:25 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Man you guys sure are destructive I've only destroyed the school once and it was an accident.

Enlighten us on your episode of destruction.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Never on purpose....I'm clumsy and uncool.

[FatJoe214]

I broke into a snack machine,broke a projecter,broke a window,cut a huge hole in the curtain in the auditorium, and kicked in the door to the class room but I think that doesn't count cause there was a fire and we had to get out but our stupid ass teacher locked the door but forgot where the keys were.

[shadow50000]

I blew up my school 7 and a half times. Beat that.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 10/25/09 09:28 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: cut a huge hole in the curtain in the auditorium

You have any idea how expensive those are? Some dumbass at my school swung on one of them like he was Tarzan, fell, hurt himself and had to pay 4,000$ to pay for a new pair.

of curtains, that is

[boloneyman]

When I was a child I threw a rock at a metal door of my elementary school that had a small window pane on it. I some how managed to hit the small window pane and ran like hell.

Since then I haven't really done anything too bad. I've messed with some keyboards by swapping keys, but other than that there is nothing.

[Attacknun]

At 10/25/09 09:16 PM, OfficeMan wrote: I ripped the black board off the wall and threw it out the window while smoking a blunt and chewing gun AT THE SAME TIME

You can chew gun? Damn that is some strong ass jaws you have.

[Anozke]

Probably the worst I've done was wire feed welding with the tip too close to the work surface, tried to clean off the slag, and ended up bending the tip on the grinder. I cost the school $8 for the blunder. I'm a bad person.

[DM692]

I ripped my gym teacher's head off and used his body as a bludgeon to destroy the still full change rooms.

[Kwing]

I used to have an armchair from our school's auditorium. My mom threw it away when I wasn't looking :(

[InDuStRiEl]

I remember being wasted a few hours after prom night, and went back to the school after-hours to throw a rock at my Calculus teacher's window.

[benjix555]

I jizzed in preschool at naptime so much that it looked like fucking Christmas. I impregnated all the 4 year olds so they were child mothers and shat in all the beds. Then used my shotgun diarrhea to kill Johnny Hopkins (that asshole) and fucked the janitor so he couldn't clean it all up. Then burned the school to the ground. They gave me a warning.

[explodingbunnies]

does clogging toilets count? if not, then it must be when i accidentally put too much weight on a loose cafeteria table (i was leaning over it) and *SNAP* fucking top of the table broke. no one got in trouble, as the staff knew the fucking table was broken.

[JuniorxXxX]

I fucking wrote XIV on the desk, even though i have no fucking idea what that is. I didn't really, I just wanted to show how retarded people are who do it.

[Sensationalism]

Broke a lot of glass thermometers during science class lol.

[OneLastCaress]

In 6th grade i took all the cords out of a computer and sawed them in half with my swiss army knife. it was like, way after school though.

[tarahloveshentai]

I never did or at least I don't remember. I broke a bottle of ink in an art class I TA'd for but it wasn't major.

My boyfriend has better stories than me.

[killer32]

i broke window when i was in 9th grade

[shadowkirby123]

At 10/25/09 09:22 PM, H-K-S wrote: Broke time and space by ripping a void into the middle of my elementary school english room.

So, you divided by 0?

[6r0undZ3r0]

I dropped a beaker in chemistry.

I'm such a badass.

[LepyThedinosuar]

I tried to swing on the school like Tarzan. I fell, and had to pay £600,000 due to me ripping the entire school in half.

LOLWATT?