Fuck, I just broke my bed.

[Lorkas]

Yep. I just did.

Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months, and just now, I tried lying down on it and whaddya know it broke...I didn't actually jump. I sort of fell I guess.

Man this sure sucks. I can only imagine what's gonna happen. my brother mocking me instead of shutting the hell up or helping, and my dad just screaming instead of doing anything.

Sorry I won't post pictures...

[james44445]

k.
that sucks i guess.

[Lost-Wisdom]

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote:

Sorry I won't post pictures...

Any particular reason why not? It would be nice to see your broken bed.

[BlackSapphire]

Your brother sabotaged it.

[JollySpace]

How much do you weigh?

[Slosha69]

That sucks. But if it's just the frame, you can still sleep on the mattress on the floor.

[Zwe]

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sorry I won't post pictures...

Then.. then there is no possible way I will believe you.

[dontkillkenny42]

Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

[SCUD14]

You FAT shit.

[jakenator85]

Too much sex?

[Lorkas]

At 10/25/09 03:36 PM, JollySpace wrote: How much do you weigh?

158 pounds. 72 kilos.

At 10/25/09 03:37 PM, Slosha69 wrote: That sucks. But if it's just the frame, you can still sleep on the mattress on the floor.

Yeah it's just the frame. But my parents are still gonna freak.

At 10/25/09 03:35 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote:

Sorry I won't post pictures...

Any particular reason why not? It would be nice to see your broken bed.

Our camera doesn't work (just like everything else).

[142201]

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

Something tells me that this is what OP expects from his brother. Way to be helpful.

[Diddy]

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, jakenator85 wrote: Too much sex?

This made me laugh.

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, SCUD14 wrote: You FAT shit.

But this made me fucking ROFL all over my floor

[Lorkas]

At 10/25/09 03:40 PM, 142201 wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

Something tells me that this is what OP expects from his brother. Way to be helpful.

Actually my brother just saw it. I told him "I didn't jump or anything" and he got all sarcastic and stuff. I gotta figure out what to tell my dad lol.

[HyperGumba]

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, jakenator85 wrote: Too much sex?

Don't be hasty,remember where this guy signed up?

NNNNNNNNNNNNUGRAUNDZ

[hdxmike]

Go all japanese and sleep on a rug or something

[SireWolf]

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months,(I know cause i never get out of it) and just now, I tried lying down on it(2550 hours straight i would call guiness but i can't get up) and whaddya know it broke...(I was schocked but not surprised)I didn't actually jump.(never moved my legs since June) I sort of fell I guess.(Went straight through)

I fixed your post buddy, no need to thank me cause I do it for the lulz.
Stupid fucking quote text shit limit hate this bullshit of fuck.

[Itsbroken2]

At least no one put a bomb under it, that would have fucking sucked.

[FatJoe214]

If you were having sex and it broke I think your dad would forgive you I know I would.

[Lorkas]

At 10/25/09 03:44 PM, SireWolf wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months,(I know cause i never get out of it) and just now, I tried lying down on it(2550 hours straight i would call guiness but i can't get up) and whaddya know it broke...(I was schocked but not surprised)I didn't actually jump.(never moved my legs since June) I sort of fell I guess.(Went straight through)

I fixed your post buddy, no need to thank me cause I do it for the lulz.
Stupid fucking quote text shit limit hate this bullshit of fuck.

Got any more great jokes? Hey here's an idea, edit it so it would like i was having sex with a pig! LOL IT WOULD BE SO RANDOM!

But I guess newgrounds never changed...bunch of retards posting crap jokes, expecting to get quoted with some guy who says rofl.

[Gedveikur]

Well if you didn't do anything then it isn't your fault, I've gone through 2 beds, on my third now, god I love it. But yeah if they start to try and get mad at you just say you were fucking this chick too hard, that ought to give you an awkward silence followed by your parents shutting up.

[SymbolCymbal]

At 10/25/09 03:51 PM, Lorkas wrote:

Got any more great jokes? Hey here's an idea, edit it so it would like i was having sex with a pig! LOL IT WOULD BE SO RANDOM!

But I guess newgrounds never changed...bunch of retards posting crap jokes, expecting to get quoted with some guy who says rofl.

what else would we do with your boring ass story of how your bed broke.. we have to entertain ourselves somehow

[korg53]

Stop lying, you was kung- fueing and jumped too high, lol

[Lorkas]

At 10/25/09 04:24 PM, Gedveikur wrote: Well if you didn't do anything then it isn't your fault, I've gone through 2 beds, on my third now, god I love it. But yeah if they start to try and get mad at you just say you were fucking this chick too hard, that ought to give you an awkward silence followed by your parents shutting up.

Dunno, this one lasted for a few years. The other one I had was a post soviet one, it lasted for about 10 years...I had had it since I was three :(

[ZOMGALIENS]

Is there any way to fix it?
you could try to before you dad finds out.

[Spikedit]

The board(s) on the bottom supporting it must have come off. Unless, of course, something snapped. If nothing appears to be broken, you could probably fix it easily. If you werent jumping or having babies on it, your mom will not be mad.

Wait, how much do you weigh? Are you FAT? (gasp)

[StrangelyMauled]

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

Are you fucking 4 years old?

And sorry to hear that bro. That seriously blows. Well best of luck to you.

[ChocEliteBar]

I knew I shouldn't have fucked that bed in that house I stumbled into...

But that sucks. Maybe your parents won't freak?

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

I just sleep on a mattress on the floor.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

Lmao I just broke my box spring last month....
The gf was lying on the bed, and I was standing nearby...
I randomly decided that I would give the bed a fake "people's elbow"
(I usually joke about wrestling and how gay it is, especially the people's elbow)
So I charged up my attack (by tapping the underside of my arm lmao) and did the most weaksauce slam on the bed possible... (so it would look fake as hell), touching the point of my elbow to the mattress and nothing else.... I guess the frame had shifted earlier or something..... and
CRACK!
I fucking snapped the shit right in half.

Now me and the gf have a profound respect for the Rock and what he is cooking.