Be a Supporter!

Fuck, I just broke my bed.

  • 1,472 Views
  • 35 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:34:37 Reply

Yep. I just did.

Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months, and just now, I tried lying down on it and whaddya know it broke...I didn't actually jump. I sort of fell I guess.

Man this sure sucks. I can only imagine what's gonna happen. my brother mocking me instead of shutting the hell up or helping, and my dad just screaming instead of doing anything.

Sorry I won't post pictures...


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature
james44445
james44445
  • Member since: Nov. 26, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:35:21 Reply

k.
that sucks i guess.


YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Lost-Wisdom
Lost-Wisdom
  • Member since: Apr. 19, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:35:52 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Sorry I won't post pictures...

Any particular reason why not? It would be nice to see your broken bed.


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
What's your fastest reaction time?
-[Audiosurf Club]-

BBS Signature
BlackSapphire
BlackSapphire
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:35:58 Reply

Your brother sabotaged it.

Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:36:49 Reply

How much do you weigh?

Slosha69
Slosha69
  • Member since: May. 8, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:37:17 Reply

That sucks. But if it's just the frame, you can still sleep on the mattress on the floor.


+1 Post plx [Dr. Pepper Crew] [Mushroom Dick]

BBS Signature
Zwe
Zwe
  • Member since: May. 4, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 33
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:37:28 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sorry I won't post pictures...

Then.. then there is no possible way I will believe you.


ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

BBS Signature
FlyByNight
FlyByNight
  • Member since: Aug. 2, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:38:04 Reply

Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat


Ha ha...Charade you are

SCUD14
SCUD14
  • Member since: Jun. 26, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:38:21 Reply

You FAT shit.


Stop looking

jakenator85
jakenator85
  • Member since: Nov. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Reader
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:38:34 Reply

Too much sex?

Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:39:17 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:36 PM, JollySpace wrote: How much do you weigh?

158 pounds. 72 kilos.

At 10/25/09 03:37 PM, Slosha69 wrote: That sucks. But if it's just the frame, you can still sleep on the mattress on the floor.

Yeah it's just the frame. But my parents are still gonna freak.

At 10/25/09 03:35 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:
At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Sorry I won't post pictures...
Any particular reason why not? It would be nice to see your broken bed.

Our camera doesn't work (just like everything else).


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature
142201
142201
  • Member since: Jun. 24, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:40:28 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

Something tells me that this is what OP expects from his brother. Way to be helpful.


BBS Signature
PeterM
PeterM
  • Member since: Aug. 3, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 34
Melancholy
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:40:55 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, jakenator85 wrote: Too much sex?

This made me laugh.

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, SCUD14 wrote: You FAT shit.

But this made me fucking ROFL all over my floor

Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:41:46 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:40 PM, 142201 wrote:
At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat
Something tells me that this is what OP expects from his brother. Way to be helpful.

Actually my brother just saw it. I told him "I didn't jump or anything" and he got all sarcastic and stuff. I gotta figure out what to tell my dad lol.


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature
Innermike
Innermike
  • Member since: Sep. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:43:17 Reply

Go all japanese and sleep on a rug or something


nobody

SireWolf
SireWolf
  • Member since: Jul. 7, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:44:54 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months,(I know cause i never get out of it) and just now, I tried lying down on it(2550 hours straight i would call guiness but i can't get up) and whaddya know it broke...(I was schocked but not surprised)I didn't actually jump.(never moved my legs since June) I sort of fell I guess.(Went straight through)

I fixed your post buddy, no need to thank me cause I do it for the lulz.
Stupid fucking quote text shit limit hate this bullshit of fuck.


BBS Signature
BrokenPaw
BrokenPaw
  • Member since: Aug. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Art Lover
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:48:29 Reply

At least no one put a bomb under it, that would have fucking sucked.

LocoJoe
LocoJoe
  • Member since: Nov. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:49:46 Reply

If you were having sex and it broke I think your dad would forgive you I know I would.


Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo

BBS Signature
Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 15:51:28 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:44 PM, SireWolf wrote:
At 10/25/09 03:34 PM, Lorkas wrote: Long story short - my bed's been making cracking sounds for the past few months,(I know cause i never get out of it) and just now, I tried lying down on it(2550 hours straight i would call guiness but i can't get up) and whaddya know it broke...(I was schocked but not surprised)I didn't actually jump.(never moved my legs since June) I sort of fell I guess.(Went straight through)
I fixed your post buddy, no need to thank me cause I do it for the lulz.
Stupid fucking quote text shit limit hate this bullshit of fuck.

Got any more great jokes? Hey here's an idea, edit it so it would like i was having sex with a pig! LOL IT WOULD BE SO RANDOM!

But I guess newgrounds never changed...bunch of retards posting crap jokes, expecting to get quoted with some guy who says rofl.


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature
Gedveikur
Gedveikur
  • Member since: Sep. 26, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:24:54 Reply

Well if you didn't do anything then it isn't your fault, I've gone through 2 beds, on my third now, god I love it. But yeah if they start to try and get mad at you just say you were fucking this chick too hard, that ought to give you an awkward silence followed by your parents shutting up.


BBS Signature
SymbolCymbal
SymbolCymbal
  • Member since: May. 14, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Musician
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:27:11 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:51 PM, Lorkas wrote:

Got any more great jokes? Hey here's an idea, edit it so it would like i was having sex with a pig! LOL IT WOULD BE SO RANDOM!

But I guess newgrounds never changed...bunch of retards posting crap jokes, expecting to get quoted with some guy who says rofl.

what else would we do with your boring ass story of how your bed broke.. we have to entertain ourselves somehow

Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:31:10 Reply

At 10/25/09 04:24 PM, Gedveikur wrote: Well if you didn't do anything then it isn't your fault, I've gone through 2 beds, on my third now, god I love it. But yeah if they start to try and get mad at you just say you were fucking this chick too hard, that ought to give you an awkward silence followed by your parents shutting up.

Dunno, this one lasted for a few years. The other one I had was a post soviet one, it lasted for about 10 years...I had had it since I was three :(


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature
Snuff
Snuff
  • Member since: Oct. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Melancholy
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:34:42 Reply

Is there any way to fix it?
you could try to before you dad finds out.

Spikedit
Spikedit
  • Member since: Mar. 2, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 01
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:36:35 Reply

The board(s) on the bottom supporting it must have come off. Unless, of course, something snapped. If nothing appears to be broken, you could probably fix it easily. If you werent jumping or having babies on it, your mom will not be mad.

Wait, how much do you weigh? Are you FAT? (gasp)

StrangelyMauled
StrangelyMauled
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:36:37 Reply

At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

Are you fucking 4 years old?

And sorry to hear that bro. That seriously blows. Well best of luck to you.


Pull a knife in a gunfight. Stab him while he is laughing.

BBS Signature
Drake
Drake
  • Member since: Oct. 7, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 33
Audiophile
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:39:17 Reply

I knew I shouldn't have fucked that bed in that house I stumbled into...

But that sucks. Maybe your parents won't freak?


ceb @ twitter | Jerkcity, est. 1998 | Tateos is a cool guy.

BBS Signature
Heretic-Anchorite
Heretic-Anchorite
  • Member since: Feb. 28, 2005
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:40:40 Reply

I just sleep on a mattress on the floor.


“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”

BBS Signature
Raab
Raab
  • Member since: Jul. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:46:17 Reply

Lmao I just broke my box spring last month....
The gf was lying on the bed, and I was standing nearby...
I randomly decided that I would give the bed a fake "people's elbow"
(I usually joke about wrestling and how gay it is, especially the people's elbow)
So I charged up my attack (by tapping the underside of my arm lmao) and did the most weaksauce slam on the bed possible... (so it would look fake as hell), touching the point of my elbow to the mattress and nothing else.... I guess the frame had shifted earlier or something..... and
CRACK!
I fucking snapped the shit right in half.

Now me and the gf have a profound respect for the Rock and what he is cooking.


BBS Signature
shadow99815
shadow99815
  • Member since: Oct. 25, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 16:57:53 Reply

That sucks


Long Live ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Muhahaha

Lorkas
Lorkas
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Fuck, I just broke my bed. 2009-10-25 17:04:00 Reply

At 10/25/09 04:36 PM, Spikedit wrote: The board(s) on the bottom supporting it must have come off. Unless, of course, something snapped. If nothing appears to be broken, you could probably fix it easily. If you werent jumping or having babies on it, your mom will not be mad.

Wait, how much do you weigh? Are you FAT? (gasp)

It's not the boards, they're pretty elastic for boards. I think it was just nails coming out...That way it can be easily fixed. And I weigh 72 kilos.

At 10/25/09 04:36 PM, StrangelyMauled wrote:
At 10/25/09 03:38 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat
Are you fucking 4 years old?

And sorry to hear that bro. That seriously blows. Well best of luck to you.

Thanks. Good thing my mom's in Switzerland and she won't go drama on me lol.

At 10/25/09 04:39 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I knew I shouldn't have fucked that bed in that house I stumbled into...

But that sucks. Maybe your parents won't freak?

So those white spots aren't mayo...I hope they won't. I think my brother told my dad. If I heard correctly he said "he didn't jump or anything, he just lied down there".

At 10/25/09 04:40 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: I just sleep on a mattress on the floor.

Guess I'll have to.


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BBS Signature