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Posted at: 10/25/09 12:48 PM
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Did you know that the Bundeswehr (German for "Federal Defense Force"; comprises the unified armed forces of Germany and their civil administration and procurement authorities. The States of Germany are not allowed to maintain armed forces of their own, since the Constitution determines that matters of defense fall into the sole responsibility of the Federal government
Posted at: 10/25/09 12:49 PM
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Germany has an army?!
When did this happen?
Posted at: 10/25/09 12:51 PM
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I figured they would have an army, but why? Who cares?
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Nazi scum!
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At 10/25/09 12:48 PM, Bundeswehr wrote: Did you know that the Bundeswehr (German for "Federal Def....
Now I know!
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At 10/25/09 12:51 PM, Master117chief wrote: Nazi scum!
Moron.
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Aww, be nice guys! or at least don't call each other names -.-
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Well it's not as much of an army as just a defense force.
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If Germany has an army than Canada has a navy.
Posted at: 10/25/09 01:10 PM
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Canada has a bit of a Navy. I mean, compared to the States, or Britain or such its pretty pathetic, but its not utterly horrible compared to some nations...
Also... is German's army unionized? I heard that somewhere, and wondered if it was true.
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At 10/25/09 01:10 PM, sinfulwolf wrote: Canada has a bit of a Navy. I mean, compared to the States, or Britain or such its pretty pathetic, but its not utterly horrible compared to some nations...
A couple subs in dry dock, one in west Edmonton mall, and an entire fleet of birch bark canoes.
Posted at: 10/25/09 01:20 PM
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When I read the title of this I saw "I Am The Armed Force of Geometry." God damn Geometry is getting to me >.>
Posted at: 10/25/09 01:26 PM
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Hey Germany, when is WWIII coming out? You promised us a trilogy damnit
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At 10/25/09 01:26 PM, BunnyClock wrote: Hey Germany, when is WWIII coming out? You promised us a trilogy damnit
lol'd.
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No, they took a break and decided to leave the next sequel to North Korea, only North Korea's plans for WWIII is like Duke Nukem Forever - It's never really going to happen.
Posted at: 10/25/09 04:42 PM
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I already knew we had a defense force. It would be kinda new to me if we were allowed to make some war with our democracy n stuff...
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So did I, but it's called Gestapo. It's pretty cool. We bust criminals out of hiding and we send them to back to where they belong. Give me a ring if you can!
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I thought the Germans weren't trusted with an army anymore.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 05:04 PM
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Germany is great though their great sports.I mean lets be glad they didnt get pissed off again to start World War 3.If WW2 was their reaction to a little war reparations imagine how they must have felt after allied troops marched in their country and stuff.i commend you Deutchland for sparing the world! D:
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Posted at: 10/25/09 05:49 PM
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At 10/25/09 12:48 PM, Bundeswehr wrote: Did you know that the Bundeswehr (German for "Federal Defense Force"; comprises the unified armed forces of Germany and their civil administration and procurement authorities. The States of Germany are not allowed to maintain armed forces of their own, since the Constitution determines that matters of defense fall into the sole responsibility of the Federal government
Cool thing is, Bundeswehr is only sent to the safe regions in the world nobody cares about, so nothing can happen to you. YAY!
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Posted at: 10/25/09 05:51 PM
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also the fact that germany may not have a army over the size of 100,000 or something. and that is reservists and standing forces
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I have one of your jackets.
Also, people who think german = nazi are idiots.
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Posted at: 10/25/09 06:18 PM
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Germany actually has some limits as to how big of an army they can keep at one time... After instigating both world wars, the rest of us just don't trust them anymore...
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At 10/25/09 05:54 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: I have one of your jackets. Also, people who think german = nazi are idiots.
It was a joke, but dude you look like you're my age not 22.
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At 10/25/09 05:49 PM, JustAnotherUser wrote: At 10/25/09 12:48 PM, Bundeswehr wrote:
At 10/25/09 12:48 PM, Bundeswehr wrote:
The locations of the Congo, Sudan, Uzbekistan, Georgia, Afghanistan, Kosovo, and many others are anything but safe.
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At 10/25/09 01:18 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: At 10/25/09 01:10 PM, sinfulwolf wrote: Canada has a bit of a Navy. I mean, compared to the States, or Britain or such its pretty pathetic, but its not utterly horrible compared to some nations...A couple subs in dry dock, one in west Edmonton mall, and an entire fleet of birch bark canoes.
Hey, them birch bark canoes have some impressive harpoon launchers on them.
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At 10/25/09 11:36 PM, sinfulwolf wrote: At 10/25/09 01:18 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: At 10/25/09 01:10 PM, sinfulwolf wrote: Canada has a bit of a Navy. I mean, compared to the States, or Britain or such its pretty pathetic, but its not utterly horrible compared to some nations...A couple subs in dry dock, one in west Edmonton mall, and an entire fleet of birch bark canoes.Hey, them birch bark canoes have some impressive harpoon launchers on them.
Not to mention you can maneuver them quite nicely, oh and don't forget about the heat seeking missiles attached underneath the canoes.
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At 10/25/09 06:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Germany actually has some limits as to how big of an army they can keep at one time... After instigating both world wars, the rest of us just don't trust them anymore...
This thread makes me swell with German Pride, yeah, anyways....
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Posted at: 10/26/09 12:53 AM
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China and the USSR bought rights for that, then the USSR collapsed, when they come back together (if they do) then the two places can finally release WWIII, which will be w thrill to watch! But I am disappointed that Germany lost rights to publish it...
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