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fuzzum111

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Posted at: 10/25/09 09:52 PM

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-.

That's considered a sentence right?

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Posted at: 10/25/09 09:54 PM

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There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language.

There is no absolute limit on the length of an English sentence. A sentence describing successive numbers, for example, could stretch to infinity, and one concatenating clauses with grammatical conjunctions such as and could go on as long as material may be supplied. Thus, at least one linguistics textbook concludes that "there is no longest English sentence".[1] Another way to extend sentences indefinitely is by the addition of modifiers and modifier clauses, such as

The rat that the cat that the dog chased ran.
or of successive extensions of the form

Someone thinks/knows/believes that someone thinks/knows/believes that....
This highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded.

As for published work, it is an open matter as to what should be considered an admissible sentence. Joyce's entries listed below could have been much shortened by the addition of a few full stops(periods), with arguably little effect.


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Posted at: 10/25/09 09:58 PM

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God damn waste.


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1 word eh?

Boring.

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Drugs, alcohol, sex, then boring, stupid, and mind-numbing. Oh, and being a junior is fun. Thought I'd throw that in there.

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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:10 PM

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Lonertastic.


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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:13 PM

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Not going fast enough.


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Posted at: 10/25/09 10:15 PM

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teachers, girls, underclassmen, football, you know the drills.

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Half of the people in this thread haven't finished it, or been to it.

I win?

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Sometimes I don't even know if my friends came to school that day.

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I did some really stupid things and today I am better because I learned from them.


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DragonFyre9

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Everything in highschool other than science classes, sucks hard.

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Posted at: 10/25/09 11:46 PM

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Being an ineffectual loner, having the weirdest people I've met in my life as friends, trying to shrug it off as I attempt to get a novel written.

Eh...

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JuniorxXxX

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I guess the 3 years so far have been douchebags, lulz, virginity, and studying


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FurryDemon

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Posted at: 10/26/09 12:14 AM

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Highschool in one sentence? High school.

There.


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Lulz


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Learneriffic?
edu-tastic?
acudumptious?
edu-lishious?

I could go on for a while...

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