NYC: Fucking sicko bums.

[Twilight]

My friend Gory takes the train a lot, uses public transportation a lot and has seen too much. Unfortunately, he's one of those gross people that masturbate on the bus/train frequently and tell people about it.

But he's also told me that some sickos shave their pubes on the train, sell candy for drugs and guns, and no one ever says or does anything about it!

Who wouldn't scream and yell at some nasty sicko bum who is jizzing where everyone needs to sit and stand? Or pissing where people have to step? Or shaving their pubes and wiping on them on the pole, where people have to hold on to?

Fucking gross I hate New York so much.

[naronic]

At 10/24/09 04:00 PM, Twilight wrote: My friend Gory

ballz

[All-American-Badass]

At 10/24/09 04:00 PM, Twilight wrote: bitching about poor sanitation conditions and lack of enforcement of standards on new york public transport
Fucking gross I hate New York so much.

Move to a less sickening city, like Philly.

[Purplefunk]

At 10/24/09 04:02 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 10/24/09 04:00 PM, Twilight wrote:

Move to a less sickening city, like Philly.

Of course, Dealing with gross shit is worse than getting shot or murdered for no reason.

[GoryBlizzard]

At 10/24/09 04:00 PM, Twilight wrote: My friend Gory takes the train a lot, uses public transportation a lot and has seen too much.

Indeed I have.

Unfortunately, he's one of those gross people that masturbate on the bus/train frequently and tell people about it.

Like I said to you on Stickam, it's because I often find it hard to hold myself back. At least when I do it, I'm inconspicuous about it and I try not to draw attention to myself.

But he's also told me that some sickos shave their pubes on the train, sell candy for drugs and guns, and no one ever says or does anything about it!

Only in New York.

Yeah, that's the only plausible explanation, I'm afraid. And that day when I saw that guy on the 2 train selling candy for drugs and guns remains one of the most memorable days in my life.

Who wouldn't scream and yell at some nasty sicko bum who is jizzing where everyone needs to sit and stand? Or pissing where people have to step? Or shaving their pubes and wiping on them on the pole, where people have to hold on to?

Screaming just causes more chaos. Best to just keep your mouth shut and go about your daily business.

Fucking gross I hate New York so much.

I don't, but I guess that's just because I'm a badass and I can handle NYC and the rest of the state.

So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

[Twilight]

At 10/24/09 04:09 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

No, then I'd be far away from Haneen :D

[linkinparkpie43]

So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

Jesus christ don't do that, Col lives there

[naronic]

At 10/24/09 04:10 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 10/24/09 04:09 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

No, then I'd be far away from Haneen :D

if you do then i'll be right there ready to rap-- comfort you

[Freaki-boy92]

3 words: walk. around. (insertbritshtownhere)

[Timmy]

At 10/24/09 04:02 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 10/24/09 04:00 PM, Twilight wrote: bitching about poor sanitation conditions and lack of enforcement of standards on new york public transport
Fucking gross I hate New York so much.

Move to a less sickening city, like Philly.

We don't want your NYC rejects down here, thank you very much.

And I don't understand why you lumped "bums selling candy" in with "bums masturbating onto people". I've frequently bought candy bars from bums, and the candy is tasty and inexpensive.

However, bum jism is neither tasty nor inexpensive (well, I assume the cleaning costs are expensive).

Also, I want to add that I have grown up taking the subways in Philly and have never seen anyone masturbating on the subway/trolley. Rarely do they let bums ride in general.

So I guess this is just one more example of NYC's inferiority when compared to Philly.

[hdxmike]

I suggest going about your day in a hypodermic bubble , they might make a movie about it !

wassat !?

[Stickman91]

@ the OP: I've lived in New York all my life (not in the heart of the city, just outside of it, but I've been there many times and I'm currently dorming there). I've never seen any of the things you've described; but then again, I don't take public transportation that often. I've seen other stuff, however, and what you said is definitely believeable.

[Toiletpaper]

I NYC, nobody wants to get involved.

NYC dwellers take the train for two reasons- to get to their job, or to get to their school. I am one of these people. Every day, you will see something strange- a hobo crying that his wife was a crack addict and hugging everyone near him, shit on the train seats, piss all over the floor, etc. And you know why people don't say anything? Because they either don't give a shit, or are too scared to say anything and provoke a scene involving them. Mostly being the latter, people don't want to yell at a hobo for doing things previously mentioned because then the hobo will probably get provoked and hurt the 'hero'. Nobody in NYC wants to make a sacrifice rather than enduring it for an hour/45 mins of the day underground, and hopefully not in the return trip. These things don't get reported afterward as well, as they are way too common. See a thread I made about this here.

[sqrage]

At 10/24/09 05:13 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: I NYC, nobody wants to get involved.

NYC dwellers take the train for two reasons- to get to their job, or to get to their school. I am one of these people. Every d

Do you ride the A C or E?

[ChocEliteBar]

Nothing so far, but this is NYC so I could probably see something fucked up pretty soon on one of the trains.

[Conspiracy3]

At 10/24/09 04:09 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

Have you ever fucking been to Virginia?

[GoryBlizzard]

At 10/24/09 05:22 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Have you ever fucking been to Virginia?

Nope. Closest I've ever been to Virginia is DC.

[Toiletpaper]

At 10/24/09 05:20 PM, sqrage wrote: Do you ride the A C or E?

Yes.

[sqrage]

At 10/24/09 05:29 PM, Toiletpaper wrote:

At 10/24/09 05:20 PM, sqrage wrote: Do you ride the A C or E?

Yes.

That explains a lot hehe.

Only the 7, 6 and N for me. None of those problems there.

[Toiletpaper]

At 10/24/09 05:32 PM, sqrage wrote: Only the 7, 6 and N for me. None of those problems there.

I take the 6 and E. 6 isn't so bad, but my starting station for E is really fucked up.

[sqrage]

At 10/24/09 05:38 PM, Toiletpaper wrote:

At 10/24/09 05:32 PM, sqrage wrote: Only the 7, 6 and N for me. None of those problems there.

I take the 6 and E. 6 isn't so bad, but my starting station for E is really fucked up.

Yea I hate taking those trains Uptown when visiting a friend. Always smells like shit and there's no AC most of the time.

[Col-Sandchez]

At 10/24/09 04:11 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

Jesus christ don't do that, Col lives there

I was going to post in this thread saying something about Virginia, but of course Tophat is already here and has stolen my sig again. At least in Virginia the worst we have is random murders in Downtown NN/Hampton.
No trains to do all that on. Reminds me, I've never been on a subway before. Huh.

[GoryBlizzard]

At 10/24/09 05:38 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: I take the 6 and E. 6 isn't so bad, but my starting station for E is really fucked up.

The 6 train is one of the most crowded trains in NYC (along with the 4 and the 5), but it's one of the best in terms of timeliness and frequency of service. I used to ride it to and from middle school, and now I mostly ride it if I want to go to Bleecker Street or way up north to Pelham Bay Park. Even though the 6 train is usually crowded as hell when I ride it, I don't usually see too many fucked up things on there. I have, however, seen teenagers and young bums piss right in the middle of the E train, especially over in Queens where it runs express along with the F.

[sqrage]

At 10/24/09 06:04 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: The 6 train is one of the most crowded trains in NYC (along with the 4 and the 5), but it's one of the best in terms of timelinesiss right in the middle of the E train, especially over in Queens where it runs express along with the F.

Yea I ride the 6 every morning to Hunter college, only 1 stop from 59th though so it's no biggy. And I'm skinny so I can squeeze myself in there. :)

[H-K-S]

At 10/24/09 04:11 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

Jesus christ don't do that, Col lives there

Please don't. Virginia can only have 10 NG'ers, including Col and me. If 11 come, we often break out of skin and fly to to said member's house and we tend to fuck them to death; while injecting them with heroin.

[Sizzlebuzz]

Damn. I wonder if they'll shave your pubes for you while injecting heroin into your scrotum.

[H-K-S]

At 10/24/09 06:20 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Damn. I wonder if they'll shave your pubes for you while injecting heroin into your scrotum.

I think someone did that recently....

[95688kage]

NYC, where the pubes are public!

[Toiletpaper]

At 10/24/09 06:04 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: The 6 train is one of the most crowded trains in NYC (along with the 4 and the 5), but it's one of the best in terms of timeliness and frequency of service. I used to ride it to and from middle school, and now I mostly ride it if I want to go to Bleecker Street or way up north to Pelham Bay Park.

Yea it is. Especially if you're riding in the morning between 6-7:45. Can barely squeeze your asscheeks past the closing doors.

...seen teenagers and young bums piss right in the middle of the E train, especially over in Queens where it runs express along with the F.

Yea, but more so in the later stops. That's when it really gets bad. The F in my experience is worse than the E. :/ Had someone checking me out while waiting for it to arrive. That faggot pretended to be looking at the ceiling. >:O

At 10/24/09 06:17 PM, sqrage wrote: Yea I ride the 6 every morning to Hunter college, only 1 stop from 59th though so it's no biggy. And I'm skinny so I can squeeze myself in there. :)

What about the backpack? D: I let it ride on my foot for the entire ride. Otherwise, I would bash people's faces in when I turned to get off/move over.

[Gedveikur]

This is why enjoy owning a car, no sicko hobos in there

except the ones I put in there :3