I Found a Magic Turtle :)

[PhysX]

So I had gone running earlier today, or at least what you humans call "running"... (you see, I'm an immortal God, with divine powers). During my "escapade", if you will, I stumbled across a peculiar looking rock; upon closer inspection I discovered my discovery was not very discoverable, therefore making me an exceptional discoverer, and a notable event to equate with Discovery Day. Upon touching this "rock", I felt something slip into my soul from the tip of my finger. It was at this moment when the "rock" grew legs and a head and tail and turned around to look at me. It's lips started to move as if it were trying to say something, so I leaned closer. With my ear inches away from the mouth of this Magical Turtle, I strained to hear whatever it had to say.

Then it happened.

The Magic Turtle chomped off my ear and disappeared into a cloud of smoke taunting me with it's evil laugh, "Lololol!11!oneoneunouno"

[MrPercie]

Are you on drugs? Or have you recieved a recent head blow?

[Diddy]

At 10/24/09 05:13 AM, MrPercie wrote: Or have you recieved a recent head blow?

From the magic turtle....silly

[PennyPigtails]

This story weirded me out a bit..
Just a little though

[Falonefal]

That sounds like a cry for help...
But no...
YOU CAN FIND THE TURTLE YOURSELF AND GET THE EAR BACK.

[Ehwaz003]

Just use your divine powers then to grow back your ear and cast a lightning bolt on the turtle.
Done.

[greatwh1teshark]

Dude, stop doing pot

[PhysX]

At 10/24/09 07:03 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: Just use your divine powers then to grow back your ear and cast a lightning bolt on the turtle.
Done.

Magic turtle has lightning resist +70%, lightning bolt will fail, also, divine powers are to divine for such petty tasks as growing back missing ears...I've got a spare anyways

[M-Y]

I bet he was shrooming when that happened

[ertysproductions]

That sounds quite like the turtle accompanied by my gnome! Both ran away during Thursday this week and been causing mayhem all around the NG.
Thanks for reporting this, I will continue my hunt for those evil little bastards.

[Jackho]

You just reminded me of my pet turtle.

He died.

[bman200]

Ok, I couldn't even read the whole thing cuz I got bored, so just shut up, and go away.

[Box-Killa]

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSssss

[FlashCam]

That tutrle belonged to ME.Its name is Ack and it eats ears for breakfast

[PhysX]

At 10/24/09 09:05 AM, FlashCam wrote: That tutrle belonged to ME.Its name is Ack and it eats ears for breakfast

Ack now finds home in a delicious bowl of Turtle Soup

[The-Condor]

At 10/24/09 09:02 AM, Box-Killa wrote: DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSssss

Way to advertise your shitty song.

[PhysX]

Ack the Magic Turtle

[Upyourarsenal24]

At 10/24/09 09:11 AM, PhysX wrote:

At 10/24/09 09:05 AM, FlashCam wrote: That tutrle belonged to ME.Its name is Ack and it eats ears for breakfast

Ack now finds home in a delicious bowl of Turtle Soup

*licking lips* Yummy!

[SaltshakerClock]

You should have tamed the beast and rode away in the sunset listening to show tunes.

You immortal god, you.

[Rucklo]

At 10/24/09 10:04 AM, PhysX wrote: Ack the Magic Turtle

lolol he's scorching his own tail, maybe he stuck a hot-dog on it.

[Diddy]

At 10/24/09 08:32 AM, Jackho wrote: You just reminded me of my pet turtle.

He died.

Did he get eated in a bowl of soups?

[Oyajitchi-sama]

You're lying through your teeth! There is no way turtles can talk!

[PhysX]

At 10/24/09 11:07 AM, Rucklo wrote:

At 10/24/09 10:04 AM, PhysX wrote: Ack the Magic Turtle

lolol he's scorching his own tail, maybe he stuck a hot-dog on it.

He can turn his tail into hot-dogs, then he just has to roast them for a yummy snack! (Tail magically grows back on its own)

[ErickBg3]

Cool Story Bro.

[PhysX]

At 10/24/09 05:39 PM, ErickBg3 wrote: Cool Story Bro.

At least YOU understand :(

[kanon1]

At 10/24/09 05:13 AM, MrPercie wrote: Are you on drugs? Or have you recieved a recent head blow?

dude, be nice obviously he is delusional and probably suffering from the turtle bite, hell i think some 28 weeks later shits about to happen.

either that or he will become a mike tyson zombie.

[6r0undZ3r0]

This is why you never eat magic mushrooms....

[Mostasteless]

At 10/24/09 07:04 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Dude, stop doing pot

just to tell you, THIS IS NEVER THE RIGHT ANSWER!

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Then you embarked on an epic and magical quest to recover your ear and save a kingdom or princess, or something?

[PhysX]

At 10/24/09 07:18 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Then you embarked on an epic and magical quest to recover your ear and save a kingdom or princess, or something?

If princess wants it, the bitch will come to me.