When a girl sits on my lap

I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 00:22:31 Reply

At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!

I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 00:26:52 Reply

I'm the same way. I always get boners when a girl sits on my lap. Weird.

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 00:28:25 Reply

That is quite disturbing. I don't have any disturbing fetishes. Even if I did, they wouldn't be that disturbing. Damn, how disturbing. The only thing as disturbing as your hard on for chick's thigh pulses is how many times I've used the word disturbing. I am disturbed.

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 00:31:46 Reply

At 10/24/09 12:22 AM, Thimbles wrote:
At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!
I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.

Well like my father always use to tell me! ''If thers no grass in the field,play ball and if thers no grass PLAY IN THE MUD!!!''

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:24:59 Reply

Umm why did I get a boner reading the OP?

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:30:01 Reply

How romantic

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:31:57 Reply

Son.......I am disappoint

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:32:08 Reply

At 10/24/09 12:12 AM, Thimbles wrote: and we just talk, I enjoy the feeling of her pulse on my thigh.

ITT creepy fetishes

Wow... um dont post that shit here she did it once get over it dude really noone cares it scares people that you would put this shit on here

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:34:07 Reply

It's all about voyeurism.

Nothing like watching two people get it in while you furiously masturbate behind a bush.

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:39:03 Reply

Its normal to get a erection when in contact with a woman so this would not be considered a fetish
(a fetish is more like getting hard due to her feet)

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:42:23 Reply

At 10/24/09 06:39 AM, MXZ-SwordPrince wrote: Its normal to get a erection when in contact with a woman so this would not be considered a fetish
(a fetish is more like getting hard due to her feet)

But what if you were in contact WITH her feet or just in contact with her hip.

Your "definition" of fetish is completely unsubstantiated and entirely inaccurate.

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 06:43:15 Reply

let me be the first to say that YOU SIR have no idea what a -real- creepy fetish is!!

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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 07:03:20 Reply

Awwww... this is cuuuute....
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Response to When a girl sits on my lap 2009-10-24 07:09:38 Reply

At 10/24/09 06:43 AM, megabad wrote: let me be the first to say that YOU SIR have no idea what a -real- creepy fetish is!!

Do tell us. I'm curious. Fetishes come in many forms... being tied up, feet adoration, high heels, latex clothes, etc. There are lots of fetishes. So do tell what that real creepy fetish is all about. You made me curious.

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