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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:12 AM
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and we just talk, I enjoy the feeling of her pulse on my thigh.
ITT creepy fetishes
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I am frighten....
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Thats becuase you get an erection and your penis goes up her asshole!
Posted at: 10/24/09 12:13 AM
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Thats not creepy. It's actually pretty normal.
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At 10/24/09 12:12 AM, Thimbles wrote: and we just talk, I enjoy the feeling of her pulse on my thigh. ITT creepy fetishes
Thats not a fetish, its a lapdance
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:14 AM
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At 10/24/09 12:12 AM, Sil3ntkill wrote: Thats becuase you get an erection and your penis goes up her asshole!
a girl never puts her asshole directly on the cock.....they always sit at an angle....unless ur dick can curve like an S...
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ahh NG creepers.......gotta lover their creepiness
Posted at: 10/24/09 12:15 AM
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:18 AM
At 10/24/09 12:13 AM, bgraybr wrote: Thats not creepy. It's actually pretty normal.
Alright, ITT "things you wouldn't want a friend to know or they'd think you are creepy"
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:21 AM
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I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:22 AM
At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!
I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.
Posted at: 10/24/09 12:26 AM
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I'm the same way. I always get boners when a girl sits on my lap. Weird.
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:28 AM
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That is quite disturbing. I don't have any disturbing fetishes. Even if I did, they wouldn't be that disturbing. Damn, how disturbing. The only thing as disturbing as your hard on for chick's thigh pulses is how many times I've used the word disturbing. I am disturbed.
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Posted at: 10/24/09 12:31 AM
At 10/24/09 12:22 AM, Thimbles wrote: At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.
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Posted at: 10/24/09 06:24 AM
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Umm why did I get a boner reading the OP?
What happens when Louis gets his pills? Or maybe when Bill gets his pills? What happens after they all grab their pills?
Posted at: 10/24/09 06:30 AM
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How romantic
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Posted at: 10/24/09 06:31 AM
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Posted at: 10/24/09 06:32 AM
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Wow... um dont post that shit here she did it once get over it dude really noone cares it scares people that you would put this shit on here
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Posted at: 10/24/09 06:34 AM
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Posted at: 10/24/09 06:39 AM
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Its normal to get a erection when in contact with a woman so this would not be considered a fetish (a fetish is more like getting hard due to her feet)
Posted at: 10/24/09 06:42 AM
At 10/24/09 06:39 AM, MXZ-SwordPrince wrote: Its normal to get a erection when in contact with a woman so this would not be considered a fetish (a fetish is more like getting hard due to her feet)
But what if you were in contact WITH her feet or just in contact with her hip.
Your "definition" of fetish is completely unsubstantiated and entirely inaccurate.
Posted at: 10/24/09 06:43 AM
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let me be the first to say that YOU SIR have no idea what a -real- creepy fetish is!!
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Posted at: 10/24/09 07:03 AM
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Awwww... this is cuuuute.... FUCK HER ALREADY!
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Posted at: 10/24/09 07:09 AM
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At 10/24/09 06:43 AM, megabad wrote: let me be the first to say that YOU SIR have no idea what a -real- creepy fetish is!!
Do tell us. I'm curious. Fetishes come in many forms... being tied up, feet adoration, high heels, latex clothes, etc. There are lots of fetishes. So do tell what that real creepy fetish is all about. You made me curious.
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just bone her already
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Posted at: 10/24/09 08:22 AM
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That is a potentially embarrassing situation.
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What are you, 13? It's ok, so am I. I know how you feel. It's called puperty.
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At 10/24/09 12:12 AM, DM692 wrote: I am frighten....
me too
Posted at: 10/24/09 08:59 AM
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When a girl sits on my lap, I just get the extreme urge to hug her so hard...
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Posted at: 11/7/09 08:48 AM
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hmm, so you get your jollies from a girls pulse against yuor thigh?
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