mindblowing brain teaser!

[formulario]

check this out
if god is omnipotent and all mighty can he create a rock so heavy that he coundt lift over?

[STEM]

lift over what?

[DumbassDude]

Oh for fuck sake.

[formulario]

At 10/23/09 09:20 PM, STEM wrote: lift over what?

the rock

[Twilight]

At 10/23/09 09:20 PM, STEM wrote: lift over what?

Nothing.

[OddlyPoetic]

Why is humanity think so much of it self to believe are creator must be capable of ANYTHING to be able to create us?

That's not mindblowing. Thats been brought up a million times a day.

Its old. Come with up with a new paradox.

[Sizzlebuzz]

At 10/23/09 09:22 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:20 PM, STEM wrote: lift over what?

the rock

Does this mean he created two rocks?

[XIII13]

At 10/23/09 09:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Oh for fuck sake.

Exactly what I was thinking. This is older than the internet.

[STEM]

So you're wondering if a god can create a rock so heavy that he can't lift it

[formulario]

At 10/23/09 09:24 PM, XIII13 wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Oh for fuck sake.

Exactly what I was thinking. This is older than the internet.

oh im sorry i just heard of it

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/23/09 09:22 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:20 PM, STEM wrote: lift over what?

the rock

He's going to lift the rock over itself?

Dear Child, You must mean

"Can he create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it?"

This is simple logic.

[DumbassDude]

At 10/23/09 09:25 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:24 PM, XIII13 wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Oh for fuck sake.

Exactly what I was thinking. This is older than the internet.

oh im sorry i just heard of it

No worries, it just isn't the best riddle.

[formulario]

At 10/23/09 09:26 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:25 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:24 PM, XIII13 wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Oh for fuck sake.

Exactly what I was thinking. This is older than the internet.

oh im sorry i just heard of it

No worries, it just isn't the best riddle.

well maybe my next riddle will be harder

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/23/09 09:27 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:26 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:25 PM, formulario wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:24 PM, XIII13 wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Oh for fuck sake.

Exactly what I was thinking. This is older than the internet.

oh im sorry i just heard of it

No worries, it just isn't the best riddle.

well maybe my next riddle will be harder

That wasn't your riddle at all. You didn't come up with or contribute anything at all to anything related to it. I'd like to see YOUR riddles. But it isn't yours untill you come up with it. Using it isn't proper for that word usage.

[GiantDouche]

At 10/23/09 09:27 PM, formulario wrote: well maybe my next riddle will be harder

Do you know what a riddle is? A riddle has an answer. This is a logical paradox. Not the same thing.

[DarkSytze]

At 10/23/09 09:27 PM, formulario wrote:

well maybe my next riddle will be harder

i fucking hope not

[Dawnslayer]

Been done and done again. Rewritten version:

-If God is omnipotent, then he can create a rock so heavy even He could not lift it. [O => (R & ~L)]
-If He can not create said rock, or can lift the rock, then He is not omnipotent. [(~R + L) => ~O]
-If He can create the rock, then He can not lift the rock; therefore, God is not omnipotent. (R => ~L /.`. ~O)

It's supposed to prove that God isn't all-powerful. Not exactly an idea that busts the brain.

[TheReno]

It's supposed to prove that God isn't all-powerful. Not exactly an idea that busts the brain.

Then who was phone?

[Frenzy]

It was his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I saved you two long, boobless hours.

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

Can you create a thread so pointless, that you, yourself, cannot even post in it?

[Sds71295]

Chuck Norris once did that, Then he lifted the rock just to show you who the FUCK chuck norris is.

[HecticCircleCrap]

This question is very important, considering that a lot of people on here are Atheist.

[Jinx-Studios]

He would make the rock, then clone himself, except with the strength of a normal person so that he could fail, but it wouldn't break the rule of him beong able to do anything because the original God can still lift the rock.