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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:26 PM
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you stick your own dick up your ass?
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:27 PM
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Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:28 PM
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At 10/23/09 06:26 PM, HellfireImmortal wrote: you stick your own dick up your ass?
Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.
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no, that is 100% safe sex.
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:29 PM
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Have fun trying to get that tiny dick of yours in your asshole.
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Not if you use a condom.
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:30 PM
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At 10/23/09 06:29 PM, Ohioman wrote: Have fun trying to get that tiny dick of yours in your asshole.
I think the more troubling issue is how he plans to bend it.
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:31 PM
At 10/23/09 06:28 PM, 95688kage wrote: Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.
no, you can't catch what you already have, you are stupid.
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Too big and it won't bend, too small and it won't reach :3
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Now you're thinking with portals!
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:33 PM
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At 10/23/09 06:27 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.
That's how I was made.
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:34 PM
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I know this isn't serious, but still...
How the fuck would you bend it like that?
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At 10/23/09 06:31 PM, Mostasteless wrote: At 10/23/09 06:28 PM, 95688kage wrote: Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.no, you can't catch what you already have, you are stupid.
Your reply is exactly why the thread is stupid.
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:35 PM
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I heard this was the official way to get swine flu, so be careful, why not just try normal masturbation?
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:37 PM
At 10/23/09 06:33 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At 10/23/09 06:27 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.That's how I was made.
It must have smelled something awful when you were born.
Posted at: 10/23/09 06:38 PM
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No, you cannot get an STD from inserting your own penis into your own anus. You can, however, get an STD from someone else sticking their own penis into your anus or your penis into an anus that is not yours.
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:42 PM
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It sounds as if he has tried.
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:43 PM
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No, because you would ALREADY HAVE the STD, you dumbass.....
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:44 PM
At 10/23/09 06:35 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I heard this was the official way to get swine flu, so be careful, why not just try normal masturbation?
So that's how I got Swine Flu... damn.
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At 10/23/09 06:43 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: No, because you would ALREADY HAVE the STD, you dumbass.....
Someone doesnt know what a troll is...
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:45 PM
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At 10/23/09 06:31 PM, hijackreaper wrote: Now you're thinking with portals!
Shit, beat me to it
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Posted at: 10/23/09 06:57 PM
At 10/23/09 06:34 PM, DM692 wrote: I know this isn't serious, but still... How the fuck would you bend it like that?
I dunno sandpaper and a plyers?
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