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Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:26:38 Reply

you stick your own dick up your ass?

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:27:36 Reply

Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:28:21 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:26 PM, HellfireImmortal wrote: you stick your own dick up your ass?

Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:28:31 Reply

no, that is 100% safe sex.

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:29:12 Reply

Have fun trying to get that tiny dick of yours in your asshole.

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:29:58 Reply

Not if you use a condom.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:30:56 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:29 PM, Ohioman wrote: Have fun trying to get that tiny dick of yours in your asshole.

I think the more troubling issue is how he plans to bend it.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:31:00 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:28 PM, 95688kage wrote: Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.

no, you can't catch what you already have, you are stupid.

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:31:43 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:29 PM, Ohioman wrote: Have fun trying to get that tiny dick of yours in your asshole.

Too big and it won't bend, too small and it won't reach :3

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:31:48 Reply

Now you're thinking with portals!


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:33:43 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:27 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.

That's how I was made.

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:34:00 Reply

I know this isn't serious, but still...

How the fuck would you bend it like that?


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:34:50 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:31 PM, Mostasteless wrote:
At 10/23/09 06:28 PM, 95688kage wrote: Yes, you will get the one you already have, this thread is stupid.
no, you can't catch what you already have, you are stupid.

Your reply is exactly why the thread is stupid.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:35:14 Reply

I heard this was the official way to get swine flu, so be careful, why not just try normal masturbation?


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:37:33 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:33 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
At 10/23/09 06:27 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Definitely... and you can even get pregnant.
That's how I was made.

It must have smelled something awful when you were born.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:38:19 Reply

No, you cannot get an STD from inserting your own penis into your own anus. You can, however, get an STD from someone else sticking their own penis into your anus or your penis into an anus that is not yours.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:42:56 Reply

It sounds as if he has tried.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:43:33 Reply

No, because you would ALREADY HAVE the STD, you dumbass.....


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:44:15 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:35 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I heard this was the official way to get swine flu, so be careful, why not just try normal masturbation?

So that's how I got Swine Flu... damn.


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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:44:43 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:43 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: No, because you would ALREADY HAVE the STD, you dumbass.....

Someone doesnt know what a troll is...

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:45:39 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:31 PM, hijackreaper wrote: Now you're thinking with portals!

Shit, beat me to it

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Response to Can you get an STD if... 2009-10-23 18:57:07 Reply

At 10/23/09 06:34 PM, DM692 wrote: I know this isn't serious, but still...

How the fuck would you bend it like that?

I dunno sandpaper and a plyers?