Not only are you dumb, but here, do this! Brown some butter in a small frying pan, use low heat to melt butter. If the butter doesn't brown, turn heat up like 1 milimeter on the dial. While butter is melting, take 4 eggs, ure favorite lunchmeat, some milk or cream, and one bowl. crack the eggs, mix the meat and dairy in, add a lot of cheese if you want, and salt an pepper to taste! Just add a little milk/cream, enough to turn the mixture a lighter color. Then put in the pan of browned butter (like 1 tblspn of butter btw) and use a spatula to lift underneath, pull it up, and fold over the rest of it. Lift and fold like this every 15 seconds about. Now smash you face into the pan extrremely hard so as to leave greasy burn marks on your forehead. Or you can eat it. Jackarse. Stupid word not allowed softwarez, I'm teaching damit!
