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Posted at: 10/23/09 05:17 PM

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At 10/23/09 05:16 PM, truegamer1 wrote: I wish I was a mod so I could lock up this thread and other recycled threads.....or maybe just to shake hands with Tom.

What if Tom just masturbated before he gave you a hand?

Critic either praises either hurts. Don't cry when it hurts.
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I would wish for an endless supply of insanely high quality marijuana.

That also means I would have an endless supply of money.


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One single wish eh? A FAIRY GODPARENT@@@!#@#%$%^&**

Why the fuck are you reading this? GO TO MY PAGE ALREADY!!!
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At 10/23/09 05:17 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 10/23/09 05:16 PM, truegamer1 wrote: I wish I was a mod so I could lock up this thread and other recycled threads.....or maybe just to shake hands with Tom.
What if Tom just masturbated before he gave you a hand?

Shake the opposite hand of course.

This is a sig,nao liek it.

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At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote:
I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".
Hell yeah.

40 + 2 = 42 ZOMG!

But I would wish to have telekinetic powers. Final answer.

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I'd wish for a magic wallet that had every denomination of bill, and when I pulled one out it replenished instantly.


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i would wish for the Beatles to get back together. And John and George to come back from the dead

I see what you did thar..Pleaz click You will get to see who I am

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Posted at: 10/23/09 05:49 PM

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I would wish to be a leader of a powerful cult! A cult that is dedicated to Popo the imp, who has electrical powers and wears a siren on his head.

Wishes are stupid.

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~Sho Kusagi

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Yiffy

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I would wish for a servant that could make an infinite amount of wishes come true.

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ROFLCHOPPA

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:31 PM

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I wouldent wish for more wishes, id just wish for a boix that could get me anything i wanted, whan i wanted...

GET TO THE ROFLCHOPPA! FABS FTW! :3

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At 10/23/09 04:21 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 10/23/09 04:16 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: I wish that my wish stole everyone's wish, and gave them to me.
it's impossible to get any more wishes through any smartass way, this is your single wish you will ever have.

Read.

we doesn't want to read. btw, i'd wish to have the power to grant myself more wishes.

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:37 PM

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The super power to turn invisible when ever I want as much as I want

That way I can fap in public

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therealanimator

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:38 PM

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to actually divide by wait.....nevermind.

therealanimator for mod!!

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Racoonmario

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:42 PM

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To be super duper fast?
Like, as fast as the speed of light. Or even faster.
Yeah, I'd wish for that.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:48 PM

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At 10/23/09 04:34 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I want five thousand billion pounds (£500,000,000,000,000), that way I can do pretty much anything, I'm so going to the moon.

Pumping five trillion pounds will lead to inflation and the erosion of the value of the sum of money to worthless level. I don't get why people would want more money, instead increase your attributes (strength, intelligence, beauty) by five trillion and do awesome stuff.

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Vrael

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For Asa Akira to be mine and no one else's

or

A Klondike Bar

Only ONE single wish.

Thanks to Kalhua for creating my awesome sig!

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i would wish to be able to read minds

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Posted at: 10/23/09 07:58 PM

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Only one single wish huh?

I'd say something more practical than frivolously outlandish would be to wish to never have the need to sleep/get tired ever again for the rest of my existence.

Since we waste almost 1/3 of our lives staring at the back of our eyelids that's a lot of time we could be doing some thing much more productive.

Endless NG all-night/day marathons (What?).

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I would wish for the ability to fire lasers from my anus. :D

A simple poem: Ahem, If I was you, and you were me, I would commit grizzly suicide. :D

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