Only ONE single wish.

[Falonefal]

Okay, there is this other thread about what if you had one wish.
And it's no surprise that 90% is unoriginal crap about wishing more wishes and then money and all the other stuff they want.

I submit to you, you have only ONE single wish, it's impossible to get any more wishes through any smartass way, this is your single wish you will ever have.
What would you wish then?

I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".
Hell yeah.

[DumbassDude]

I'd still wish for more wishes, for the comedic value.

[MyGuitarSticks]

I wish that my wish stole everyone's wish, and gave them to me.

[LiquidFire]

I would wish for 1 billion dkkr.
That way, i would never have to work in my entire life

[Mostasteless]

i'd wish this thread never existed.

[DumbassDude]

At 10/23/09 04:17 PM, tally1989 wrote: I would wish for 1 billion dkkr.
That way, i would never have to work in my entire life

Then we can go on that holiday me and you have been so desperate for.

[Falonefal]

At 10/23/09 04:16 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: I wish that my wish stole everyone's wish, and gave them to me.

it's impossible to get any more wishes through any smartass way, this is your single wish you will ever have.

Read.

[ChurroNG]

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".

The question is, as written in the books "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "What is six times nine?". Yes, I am quite aware that the answer is 54.

If I had one wish, it would be for David Cameron to get out of British politics.

[Parnassus]

I wish that I had a box that could make anything I wanted come out of it

[Oyajitchi-sama]

I would wish for a troll.

That troll would live under the bridge to my house demanding to impregnate your newborns in order to pass.

This is an ingenious idea, eh?

[JaY11]

The power of flight.

That would be unbelievably awesome.

[Psycho666]

If I could have one wish, and only one wish? I think I would wish to be succesful in life, to be great at anything I want to do. Thats the only wish one needs to make, because with that kind of wish anything is possible!

[DarkKingBernard]

At 10/23/09 04:18 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:17 PM, tally1989 wrote: I would wish for 1 billion dkkr.
That way, i would never have to work in my entire life

Then we can go on that holiday me and you have been so desperate for.

Then we can buy a Buggati Veyron and squash everyone at over 400KPH :P

[EDUCATIONALWAGON]

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".

41+1?
How do you not know that.

[formulario]

i can only wish for a happy life and that includes

money
a car
a house
and a hot wife!

[Falonefal]

At 10/23/09 04:25 PM, Parnassus wrote: I wish that I had a box that could make anything I wanted come out of it

So basically you wish for something to come out of the box and it comes out of it.

I said, no smartass shit.

Seriously, it's like you don't understand what I meant with ONE wish, and no smartass way around it to get more things magically, are you retarded or something like that?

[PabMo]

To live forever.

40+2?

[ELITE-101]

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I submit to you, you have only ONE single wish, it's impossible to get any more wishes through any smartass way, this is your single wish you will ever have.

i wish for all my wishs to take up only .01% of my 1 wish, therefore in a sense i only get 1 wish

[Jackho]

I'd wish for world domination.

[Tribal]

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: Okay, there is this other thread about what if you had one wish.

I submit to you, you have only ONE single wish, it's impossible to get any more wishes through any

So you knowingly copy another thread and let people know you did, then think by pointing out that what they did in the previous thread was crap will therefore improve in the current one?

You, sir, are a fucking retard.

[Falonefal]

At 10/23/09 04:32 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I submit to you, you have only ONE single wish, it's impossible to get any more wishes through any smartass way, this is your single wish you will ever have.

i wish for all my wishs to take up only .01% of my 1 wish, therefore in a sense i only get 1 wish

No, because you can't take up percentages of wishes, a wish is a wish, 100%.
Besides, it's again a "smartass" way.
Listen, this is a thread about what you really would want, not about getting more wishes.

People are really retarded *facepalm*

[EvilJesus]

I want five thousand billion pounds (£500,000,000,000,000), that way I can do pretty much anything, I'm so going to the moon.

[ChurroNG]

At 10/23/09 04:23 PM, ChurroNG wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".

The question is, as written in the books "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "What is six times nine?". Yes, I am quite aware that the answer is 54.

That was the question in Arthur Dent's (and every other human beings) head anyway. The fact that it was wrong was due to errors put into the system.

[ELITE-101]

At 10/23/09 04:33 PM, Falonefal wrote: Listen, this is a thread about what you really would want, not about getting more wishes.

oh well then i would wish for a magic lamp with a genuine that would grand my wishes

not wishing for more wishes just the magic lamp

[142201]

I would wish for ultimate power. Who needs wishes?

[Cordyceps]

I can't stop thinking of The Dragnballs now.

[SirFinland]

I'd wish I'd have the powers of God.

[truegamer1]

I wish I was a mod so I could lock up this thread and other recycled threads.....or maybe just to shake hands with Tom.

[j33sus]

I would wish for a narwhal.

[Falonefal]

At 10/23/09 05:16 PM, truegamer1 wrote: I wish I was a mod so I could lock up this thread and other recycled threads.....or maybe just to shake hands with Tom.

What if Tom just masturbated before he gave you a hand?