Modern morality is fucked.

[Rastamon42]

So I saw the opening show of Saw VI last night, and I loved every moment of it. But, when I started rubbing my crotch, everyone started to scold me. So I moved to the back of the theater where nobody was sitting, and watched all the blood as I whacked off hard. I could feel her delicious pain as I came all over the guy sitting in front of me. I ran out crying, and luckily the police never found me.

I love blood, what's so wrong about that? How come we shun this in our society?

[Earthshine]

Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

[GiantDouche]

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

...could you be taking this thread more seriously?

[Falonefal]

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

Technically, there were no dying people.

[Earthshine]

At 10/23/09 04:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

...could you be taking this thread more seriously?

yes i could.

[Dromedary]

At 10/23/09 04:03 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

...could you be taking this thread more seriously?

yes i could.

Prove it.

[Earthshine]

At 10/23/09 04:05 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:03 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

...could you be taking this thread more seriously?

yes i could.

Prove it.

I could have bitched about cumming on the guy sitting in front of him.

[coolboycool21]

This is so funny! ahahh

[slingshot14]

You son of a bitch. It was YOU!!! I'm gonna get you back if it's the last thing I ever do!

[PabMo]

It's natural. We've all done this.

Haven't we?

[PabMo]

At 10/23/09 04:08 PM, slingshot14 wrote: You son of a bitch. It was YOU!

I would have left it there. But still... great post. 3/5.

From Captain Post Review.

[Jackho]

I am not amused.

[Oyajitchi-sama]

I don't particularly know if you are joking, and if you are this isn't really labeled humorous; In fact more people in this world find "pleasure" in grotesque things, and gore.

It isn't labeled as a disease, or anything of that sort, it is just a type of hormonal thing. Like there is people born homosexual, some people are born with this fixation of gore.
It is an extremely hard thing to live with for some people, and can cause great pain for not only yourself, but for others.

If you have this pleasure in gore, try to find the right medication prescribed by your doctor in order to subside the feelings, and make them less pleasurable.

I know a lot of people in my life with this, and would love to tell you that it can be calmed.

[PureCarnage]

Public masturbation should be legal so I don't have to go hide in the bathroom stall, or in some dark alley.

Thankfully everytime I think about ham, I jizz in my pants.

oops.

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 10/23/09 04:12 PM, PabMo wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:08 PM, slingshot14 wrote: You son of a bitch. It was YOU!

I would have left it there. But still... great post. 3/5.

From Captain Post Review.

I don't know what to be disturbed be more; the fact that people are so bored with their lives that they are voting on and rating posts, or the fact that the post you're rating is about being cummed all over by a guy in the theater who is wacking off to a Saw movie. Jesus Christ.........

[Oyajitchi-sama]

At 10/23/09 05:04 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Public masturbation should be legal so I don't have to go hide in the bathroom stall, or in some dark alley.

Thankfully everytime I think about ham, I jizz in my pants.

oops.

Heh, guess my little speech there didn't make you feel bad about the joking. Mission Failed.

[PureCarnage]

At 10/23/09 05:13 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: Heh, guess my little speech there didn't make you feel bad about the joking. Mission Failed.

As soon as I read the word Homosexuality in your speach I had to go think about ham... a lot.

[Oyajitchi-sama]

At 10/23/09 05:32 PM, PureCarnage wrote:

At 10/23/09 05:13 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: Heh, guess my little speech there didn't make you feel bad about the joking. Mission Failed.

As soon as I read the word Homosexuality in your speach I had to go think about ham... a lot.

Guess what I am currently eating?

[NightCrawler]

At 10/23/09 04:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote: ...could you be taking this thread more seriously?

Who else read this in Chandler Bing's voice?

[j33sus]

Any sequel past the fourth installment is terrible. Hush.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

Hehehe, thanks for giving me the laugh of the day.

[MetallixTheKnight]

Oh silly me, I must've clicked a link to 4chan by mistake. Shit this place looks a lot like Newgrounds...

[Haloya]

At 10/23/09 04:02 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Earthshine wrote: Public masturbation is a crime. and doing it to people dieing is just wrong.

Technically, there were no dying people.

But what about the retarded kids?

[SoulMaster71]

At 10/23/09 04:08 PM, PabMo wrote: It's natural. We've all done this.

Not in public. OP needs to learn to keep it in his bedroom if he likes watching death simulations. Hell, I get a non-sexual thrill out of watching such blood, gore, and violence, and I play Mortal Kombat mainly for the excitement of fatalities. I like tentacle rape and horses banging hentai girls, but I don't go online at school, Google "tentacle hentai" or something, and start polishing my sword at the results. Keep it in your bedroom, man!

[megabad]

At 10/23/09 06:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:08 PM, PabMo wrote: It's natural. We've all done this.

Not in public. OP needs to learn to keep it in his bedroom if he likes watching death simulations. Hell, I get a non-sexual thrill out of watching such blood, gore, and violence, and I play Mortal Kombat mainly for the excitement of fatalities. I like tentacle rape and horses banging hentai girls, but I don't go online at school, Google "tentacle hentai" or something, and start polishing my sword at the results. Keep it in your bedroom, man!

check! i dont think its wierd to get horny, so i dont see how its possible to think its wierd to get horny over stuff like that. to each there own. dude, wanna see some REAL sick shit? check out nothingtoxic.com . no porn but lots of snuff.

[ZENON]

I don't understand why he was so angry when you came all over him. You mean to tell me that there wasn't even a "thank you"?

[DM692]

Funny people should be funnier.