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Posted at: 10/22/09 09:36 PM

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why does their toilet paper have to be so fucing thin and rough?
why can't they just pay the extra two cents so we can have asses not bleeding?

anyone else ave a school or office with shitty (pun) toilet paper?

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My school used to have napkin dispensers instead of toilet paper. Figure that out.

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I actually haven't taken a shit at my new college yet. Although they just got wireless internet installed this year so yah ... toilet paper is probably low grade

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I never poop in school. Nor anywhere else but my own home. If you're a regular pooper in school, you should bring your own toilet paper.

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They don't have toilet paper at my school so that's why I always bring a roll of quilted northern with me.Other kids have to use their thumb or pair of socks.

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I would assume that those 2p add up if you're buying toilet paper for an entire school.

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I don't go to the bathroom at school because half the time the toilets are overfilling with crap, and the walls are covered brown.

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You could always take your own into school. Then you wouldn't have to use the crap stuff.

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At 10/22/09 09:36 PM, 111122223138 wrote: why can't they just pay the extra two cents so we can have asses not bleeding?

If your ass is bleeding, the toilet paper is not your problem my friend.

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At 10/22/09 09:43 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 10/22/09 09:36 PM, 111122223138 wrote: why can't they just pay the extra two cents so we can have asses not bleeding?
If your ass is bleeding, the toilet paper is not your problem my friend.

It was an over statement..... He didn't actually mean his ass was bleeding.

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At 10/22/09 09:46 PM, Cani wrote:
It was an over statement..... He didn't actually mean his ass was bleeding.

My point was that he needs to stop complaining like a little bitch because his toilet paper is a little bit too soft for his little princess heiny.

Shit when I'm in the field I do with what I can, that can range from napkins to leaves. I wish I had thin ass toilet paper. Keep your complaints to yourself when they are useless.

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Better than my schools toilet paper

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First of all. Don't shit in your school toilets.

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At 10/22/09 09:49 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 10/22/09 09:46 PM, Cani wrote:
It was an over statement..... He didn't actually mean his ass was bleeding.
My point was that he needs to stop complaining like a little bitch because his toilet paper is a little bit too soft for his little princess heiny.

Shit when I'm in the field I do with what I can, that can range from napkins to leaves. I wish I had thin ass toilet paper. Keep your complaints to yourself when they are useless.

poof....the toilet paper is rough as sandpaper...
and i have had once or twice..an occasion my ass bled due to that cursed shit-paper...

i have used skunk-cabbadge leaves before for toilet paper....

1. HUGE leaves
2. better than the school's

so stop acting all tough you puss :D

DAMN! I can't come up with something half-assed and witty
i kick threads in the balls ...
TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT THREAD!

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Ow dude if your booty was bleeding to wiped a little to hard with that accursed stuff.


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Sadly, that's one of the flaws you need to worry the least about whenever you're using a public school restroom. I can't even form words when it comes to speaking out about the atrocities in a normal school restroom. Basically, only take a shit there if you absolutely cannot hold it in.

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Thats budget cuts for ya.

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I can't remember the last time I had to use the bathroom during school. I just pee when I wake up and I'm good to go.

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My school only got urinals, no toilets, just urinals.
Sucks.

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At 10/22/09 09:50 PM, letiger wrote: Better than my schools toilet paper

ow ow ow OW!
this isnt toilet paper, its a medevil torture device

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We didn't get toilet paper. We got paper towels. Saving money my ass.

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You should avoid taking a shit at school anyway, it is horrendously gross.

I never crap at school.

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At 10/22/09 09:50 PM, letiger wrote: Better than my schools toilet paper

Lol, nice pic.

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